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Alien vs Sexual Predator

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    pedophiles using the DS to troll for child ass seems so sad and pathetic

    even for pedophiles

    i mean i don't even know any kids who use pictochat

    people play games on their DS, and nintendo has actually taken a lot of care to ensure it's basically impossible to be suckered by a pedophile over the DS

    Pony on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    holy shit 340 feet

    good fucking job nintendo

    Damn, not only can their hand held systems survive bomb blasts, but you could potentially contact rescue workers digging you out of the rubble.

    At PAX I was lucky to get 2 bars when I was 10 feet away from the guy that was kicking my ass at Mario Kart.
    There must be some sort of Voodoo involved with this range. I'm gonna go sacrifice a chicken, then run some tests..

    George Fornby Grill on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    My little sister used Pictochat for like 5 seconds.


    Then she started manipulating her friends to play her DS games so she could beat them without actually having to play them.


    I'm so proud.

    Khavall on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    pedophile sittin in his brown van on the suburban street

    with his pink DS and bag of nachos

    "i wonder if there's any kids in this area"

    all the chatrooms are empty

    always

    REM's "Everybody Hurts" playing on the radio

    Pony on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    holy shit 340 feet

    good fucking job nintendo

    Damn, not only can their hand held systems survive bomb blasts, but you could potentially contact rescue workers digging you out of the rubble.

    At PAX I was lucky to get 2 bars when I was 10 feet away from the guy that was kicking my ass at Mario Kart.
    There must be some sort of Voodoo involved with this range. I'm gonna go sacrifice a chicken, then run some tests..

    You have to enable the pedo control panel. The code is up up down down left right left right b, a, start.

    But you have to use your dong to enter it.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    My little sister used Pictochat for like 5 seconds.


    Then she started manipulating her friends to play her DS games so she could beat them without actually having to play them.


    I'm so proud.

    your sister sounds like she's got a successful career in middle management coming along there

    Pony on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7ng-U_fks

    The Playstation....

    Pornable.

    McCly on
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    pedophile sittin in his brown van on the suburban street

    with his pink DS and bag of nachos

    "i wonder if there's any kids in this area"

    all the chatrooms are empty

    always

    REM's "Everybody Hurts" playing on the radio

    He sadly thinks "Maybe tomorrow..." As he shuffles off to his 200 square foot studio apartment.

    Moriveth on
    3ds friend code: 2036 9837 9754 Switch: 3661 4488 2896
    PSN/XBL id: Moriveth Steam: L4Mori
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hey, Fox 29 is my local affiliate!

    well, it's Buffalo's local affiliate, but it's the Fox network i get

    Pony on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    My little sister used Pictochat for like 5 seconds.


    Then she started manipulating her friends to play her DS games so she could beat them without actually having to play them.


    I'm so proud.

    your sister sounds like she's got a successful career in middle management coming along there

    Please.

    She's adopted from Vietnam. Which is in Asia.

    So she's obviously going to be an Engineer, Architect, Pianist(I vote for this one), or Violinist.

    Khavall on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just thought of something.
    FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.

    KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
    AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.

    George Fornby Grill on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    pedophile sittin in his brown van on the suburban street

    with his pink DS and bag of nachos

    "i wonder if there's any kids in this area"

    all the chatrooms are empty

    always

    REM's "Everybody Hurts" playing on the radio

    He sadly thinks "Maybe tomorrow..." As he shuffles off to his 200 square foot studio apartment.

    that is so sad

    Pony on
  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just thought of something.
    FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.

    KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
    AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.


    mmmm yes go on

    Wren on
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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just thought of something.
    FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.

    KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
    AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.

    of course seeing as how the DSi is using the same friends code system as the Wii and the DS this is essentially impossible is going to completely go right over Fox News' head

    Pony on
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Do you wear shoes? Recent studies indicate that pedophiles are known to often wear shoes.

    Moriveth on
    3ds friend code: 2036 9837 9754 Switch: 3661 4488 2896
    PSN/XBL id: Moriveth Steam: L4Mori
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    I just thought of something.
    FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.

    KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
    AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.


    mmmm yes go on

    Well, you see, it's all very simple.
    Just buy this book I wrote on how to procure supple child-loins, and all the secrets can be yours!
    ($19.95+S&H)

    George Fornby Grill on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7ng-U_fks

    The Playstation....

    Pornable.

    Next week's fox news highlight will be about schools providing children with porn via unprotected wireless networks.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
    IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?

    WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM

    Faricazy on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.

    Let me tell you.


    It is not awesome at fucking all.

    Khavall on
  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hehe child molestation is funny

    Wren on
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
    IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?

    WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM

    WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
    BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
    YES DAVE, I CAN.
    I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
    OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
    THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW.
    OR WORSE.

    George Fornby Grill on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Americans need to just lock their kids into cages. They will never be contaminated by the outside world and it's not likely for them to be molested by family members.

    Macro9 on
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  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    hehe child molestation is funny

    funny looking

    Vorus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I still eat Chef Boyardee. Am I a possible pedophile?

    McCly on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.

    Let me tell you.


    It is not awesome at fucking all.

    it's like you got this superpower of "be super attractive to girls" but it had the "high school girls only" drawback

    superpowers really suck sometimes don't they khavall

    Pony on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Child molesters have eyes.

    Our kids will never be safe with them watching.

    Macro9 on
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
    IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?

    WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM

    WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
    BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
    YES DAVE, I CAN.
    I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
    OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
    THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW.
    OR WORSE.

    IS YOUR CHILD A CHILD?

    HE'S ALREADY VULNERABLE!

    Robcham on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    I still eat Chef Boyardee. Am I a possible pedophile?

    A pedophile may be working at the Chef Boyardee factory.

    You could be supporting a pedophile.

    ChicoBlue on
  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
    IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?

    WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM

    WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
    BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
    YES DAVE, I CAN.
    I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
    OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
    THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW.
    OR WORSE.

    is he reporting in a hurricane?

    Wren on
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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    Pony on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
    IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?

    WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM

    WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
    BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
    YES DAVE, I CAN.
    I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
    OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
    THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW.
    OR WORSE.

    IS YOUR CHILD A CHILD?

    HE'S ALREADY VULNERABLE!

    STUDIES SHOW A SHOCKING 80% OF CHILDREN ARE SUSCEPTIBLE TO CHILD MOLESTATION.
    THE OTHER 20% ARE FATTIES AND UGLY.

    George Fornby Grill on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    to be fair every single person i know with a PSP has at one point shown me porn on it

    hmm

    Faricazy on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That fox thing is stupid as hell

    'if the psp was made for kids, why can you access pornography with it'

    'god as a parent it's really hard to give my kid whatever he asks for, because then i have to turn around and make sure he doesn't watch porn. if only there was some way i could say 'no connor i am not buying you a psp you spoiled bastard child'

    Meissnerd on
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Teens are incredibly annoying. I can't even listen to them talk nowadays without vomiting.

    Macro9 on
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    Fuck Twilight.
    Fuck it so hard it dies.

    George Fornby Grill on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.

    Let me tell you.


    It is not awesome at fucking all.

    it's like you got this superpower of "be super attractive to girls" but it had the "high school girls only" drawback

    superpowers really suck sometimes don't they khavall

    They do.

    It's incredible. There seems to be nothing I can do about it, if the girl is in high school, upon meeting me they want nothing more than to jump me like there is no tomorrow.

    not cool.

    Khavall on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
    IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?

    WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM

    WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
    BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
    YES DAVE, I CAN.
    I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
    OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
    THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW.
    OR WORSE.

    is he reporting in a hurricane?

    He's in a room with a hundred fucking kids.

    McCly on
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  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited November 2008
    my kid wants an adult friend so I let him meet this guy from the internet and now FOX news is making me think that what if this guy has a DS?

    Vorus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    to be fair every single person i know with a PSP has at one point shown me porn on it

    hmm

    I haven't shown you porn on mine Fari.

    To be fair, I don't really need porn on mine, cause, you know, I have a computer.

    BYToady on
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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    just buy your kid some porn.

    Jordyn on
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