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Alien vs Sexual Predator

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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    Macro9 on
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    The only solution is to kill them.
    Think of it as the betterment of the human race.

    George Fornby Grill on
  • BYToadyBYToady regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    They're pedos and want to fuck that vampire guy.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay

    being gay isn't an excuse for that

    gays usually have, you know, taste

    your friends are idiots

    Pony on
  • McClyMcCly regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    I'm pretty sure that would be a justifiable homicide.

    McCly on
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  • KhavallKhavall regular British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A bunch of my friends like twilight and get annoyed when I give them clear reasons why it's so bad.


    Then again a bunch of my friends are gay dudes and girls who hang out with gay dudes.

    Khavall on
  • KhavallKhavall regular British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    Have you suggested they go out together for Appletinis?

    Khavall on
  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    A bunch of my friends like twilight and get annoyed when I give them clear reasons why it's so bad.


    Then again a bunch of my friends are gay dudes and girls who hang out with gay dudes.

    that would be your problem i think

    people who are really into twilight have really unrealistic understandings of sexuality and relationships

    Pony on
  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay

    being gay isn't an excuse for that

    gays usually have, you know, taste

    your friends are idiots

    A gay brother of the 30 year old introduced them to it.

    Macro9 on
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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.

    Let me tell you.


    It is not awesome at fucking all.

    it's like you got this superpower of "be super attractive to girls" but it had the "high school girls only" drawback

    superpowers really suck sometimes don't they khavall

    They do.

    It's incredible. There seems to be nothing I can do about it, if the girl is in high school, upon meeting me they want nothing more than to jump me like there is no tomorrow.

    not cool.

    Be honest,

    how often have you looked up the age of consent in your state since this discovery?

    Uncle Long on
  • WrenWren regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    GRANTED THEY KNEW I WAS A REPORTER

    BUT STILL

    KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
    IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?

    WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM

    WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
    BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
    YES DAVE, I CAN.
    I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
    OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
    THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW.
    OR WORSE.

    is he reporting in a hurricane?

    He's in a room with a hundred fucking kids.

    sounds like a pretty awesome fucking orgy

    Wren on
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  • BYToadyBYToady regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    just buy your kid some porn.

    No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • McClyMcCly regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    People who like Twilight are fucking morons.

    McCly on
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  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay

    being gay isn't an excuse for that

    gays usually have, you know, taste

    your friends are idiots

    A gay brother of the 30 year old introduced them to it.

    okay

    macro9 i am authrorizing you to start murdering people

    Pony on
  • RobchamRobcham regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I watched Twilight with some friends
    I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was

    diamonds

    Robcham on
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN

    WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, PEDOPHILES WERE ONCE CHILDREN

    STUNT YOUR CHILDREN'S GROWTH BEFORE THEY BECOME PEDOPHILES

    Moriveth on
  • KhavallKhavall regular British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    A bunch of my friends like twilight and get annoyed when I give them clear reasons why it's so bad.


    Then again a bunch of my friends are gay dudes and girls who hang out with gay dudes.

    that would be your problem i think

    people who are really into twilight have really unrealistic understandings of sexuality and relationships

    Yeah it is really one group of my friends who like it. I think of them as the group defined as "People I like hanging out with but who have no taste. But consult them on fashion and hair styles"

    Khavall on
  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay

    being gay isn't an excuse for that

    gays usually have, you know, taste

    your friends are idiots

    A gay brother of the 30 year old introduced them to it.

    okay

    macro9 i am authrorizing you to start murdering people

    Any Ohio State students willing to lend a hand?

    Macro9 on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    I have two male friends that I have been ripping for watching this. One is 30 the other is 26. They just say that the first book was the best thing they ever read and that the movie was beautiful.

    I can never look at them right again.

    look i am not going to tell you that your two friends are gay

    being gay isn't an excuse for that

    gays usually have, you know, taste

    your friends are idiots

    Another quality post, Pony.

    Goatmon on
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  • CrashmoCrashmo regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    I watched Twilight with some friends
    I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was

    diamonds

    Seriously though they really dropped the ball on the sparkles in the movie

    Crashmo on
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN

    WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, PEDOPHILES WERE ONCE CHILDREN

    STUNT YOUR CHILDREN'S GROWTH BEFORE THEY BECOME PEDOPHILES

    YOUR CHILDREN COULD ALREADY BE PEDOPHILES.

    THE ONLY WAY TO TELL IS TO GET THEM NAKED AND WATCH THEM TOUCH THEMSELVES.

    DO THEY LIKE IT?

    DO YOU LIKE IT?

    George Fornby Grill on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    Fuck Twilight.
    Fuck it so hard it dies.

    While I was working someone asked me if I was familiar with the whole Twilight craze.

    because "you look just like a little Edward, the girls are going to be all over you."

    I will never :x any harder then I did right then.

    Marshmallow on
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  • McClyMcCly regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I saw a woman last week buying her two young children Jeepers Creepers 2 and the first Child's Play. I didn't think it could be more fucked-up until she started yelling at one of the kids for looking at a movie with a chick in a bikini.

    McCly on
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  • RobchamRobcham regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    damn this britney spears womanizer video is fuckin weird

    Robcham on
  • SeriouslySeriously regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A friend of mine, after seeing the previews for Twilight, demanded to know how vampires could roam around during the day.

    I said, facetiously, that it was because they only came out when it was overcast.


    But word around the campfire is that this is true.



    :|

    Seriously on
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    just buy your kid some porn.

    No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.

    I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.

    They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.

    Moriveth on
  • McClyMcCly regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There's a tranny in the new Beyonce video.

    McCly on
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  • Macro9Macro9 regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    I watched Twilight with some friends
    I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was

    diamonds

    These guys tell me that the Twilight vampires are better than other vampires.

    Like Dracula and stuff.

    These people also read Eragon.

    Macro9 on
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  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    I watched Twilight with some friends
    I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was

    diamonds

    my girlfriend downloaded a handcammed version of it and watched it, i caught bits and pieces as i was playing fallout 3

    oh my god it was so bad

    it was like an episode of degrassi only with vampires

    Pony on
  • RobchamRobcham regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    Fuck Twilight.
    Fuck it so hard it dies.

    While I was working someone asked me if I was familiar with the whole Twilight craze.

    because "you look just like a little Edward, the girls are going to be all over you."

    I will never :x any harder then I did right then.

    hey

    use it to your advantage, man

    Robcham on
  • SeriouslySeriously regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    just buy your kid some porn.

    No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.

    I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.

    They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.

    I think you know that last to not be true.

    Seriously on
  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    I watched Twilight with some friends
    I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was

    diamonds

    These guys tell me that the Twilight vampires are better than other vampires.

    Like Dracula and stuff.

    These people also read Eragon.

    kill them

    Pony on
  • KhavallKhavall regular British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    Fuck Twilight.
    Fuck it so hard it dies.

    While I was working someone asked me if I was familiar with the whole Twilight craze.

    because "you look just like a little Edward, the girls are going to be all over you."

    I will never :x any harder then I did right then.

    If any comment includes "the girls are going to be all over you" :x is never the right reaction.

    Free sex is always the right answer. Even if they have bad taste. Bad taste just means you don't call them the next morning.

    Khavall on
  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am so glad I've been oblivious to Twilight up until now

    Moriveth on
  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    I watched Twilight with some friends
    I couldnt stop laughing at how bad it was

    diamonds

    These guys tell me that the Twilight vampires are better than other vampires.

    Like Dracula and stuff.

    These people also read Eragon.

    I know nothing about twilight but eragon angered me more than anything ever written

    including youtube comments

    Vorus on
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  • RobchamRobcham regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The vampires are pussies in twilight, man

    seriously

    and somehow they can read minds and see into the future
    THIS IS CONTRADICTING WHAT I KNOW ABOUT VAMPIRES
    GOD WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

    Robcham on
  • McClyMcCly regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    also high school girls like lots of stupid things

    for example

    that god awful twilight movie

    Fuck Twilight.
    Fuck it so hard it dies.

    While I was working someone asked me if I was familiar with the whole Twilight craze.

    because "you look just like a little Edward, the girls are going to be all over you."

    I will never :x any harder then I did right then.

    If any comment includes "the girls are going to be all over you" :x is never the right reaction.

    Free sex is always the right answer. Even if they have bad taste. Bad taste just means you don't call them the next morning.

    Unless :x

    is an O-face.

    McCly on
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  • BYToadyBYToady regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    just buy your kid some porn.

    No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.

    I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.

    They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.

    Mori allow me to introduce you to a concept known as fisting.

    oh wait, nevermind, just open your fisting directory.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    if twilight had come out like a month ago edward would've been the costume every pathetic 14 year old boy looking to get laid would've worn to school

    it would've been so hilarious

    instead they all just dressed up as the joker

    Pony on
  • KhavallKhavall regular British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I am so glad I've been oblivious to Twilight up until now

    Hey why don't you get free sex from your fiancee

    I'm not jealous at all.

    Khavall on
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