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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But don't worry, if I give up living in life. I'll become a English teacher.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    But don't worry, if I give up living in life. I'll become a English teacher.

    sweet merciful Buddha

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Momma said knock you out.

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And so rises an entirely new generation of weird incomprehensible poets!

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Everytime I read a Loomdun post I think of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos&feature=related

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You, sir, have captured him perfectly.

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    Cheese.
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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Godfather wrote: »
    Wild card bitches!

    That's pretty much a compliment :lol:

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I dont understand this picture. But I found it. And i'm showing it.

    what.jpg

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Damn that shit is the cutest.

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Until you see the next photo in the sequence where the birds have one of his eyes.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You just had to ruin it didn't you cake.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That' what he does. Ruthless.

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    Cheese.
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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anyone who's seen Hitchcock's flick knows that's what birds really eat.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Stick to what your good at right?

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What if that's killing people?

    Conundrum!

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Stick to what your good at.


    But that doesn't mean you shouldn't work on your weaknesses. Assassin's need to eat right? Maybe learn to cook.

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I suppose they could cook the flesh of the people they've slain.

    That, or Raman.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No way. Birds wouldn't eat the eyes! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Fuck Koalas, I wish we had nut eating furry things. Koalas smell weird, their fur is all rough, they're lazy, and fucking nasty if they want to be. I have also been kicked over by a Kangaroo! Hooray for Australia!

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have also been kicked over by a Kangaroo! Hooray for Australia!

    I wish I could say that. For the rest of your life you get to tell a story that few others can top "Yeah, I got in a kick boxing match with this Kangaroo beceause he wouldn't let me into his pouch. He put up a good fight but I wouldn't back down. Eventually, he got hungry and hopped off before I could work my way into that soft leathery goodness that is it's pouch. It was a sad day for everyone."

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't know if you've seen any documentaries on the subject, but a Kangaroos pouch is anything but soft and leathery. It often contains embryonic kangaroos.

    I was a kid at a nature park and I was all like WOW KANGAROOS! And then I was on the ground crying. Asshole kicked me in the chest!

    Then there was the time at a family friends house when I was young. They had a sheep or goat or something tied to a tree. So I went up to look at it, and then it runs around and around and around the tree, and I wind up tied to a tree. The real terrorists are farm-yard animals.

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    winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have also been kicked over by a Kangaroo!

    I've been chased by an Emu at a nature park. It was a high school excersion and it spotted me from about 50 meters away, it came dashing after me and one of my friends.
    547px-Emu_(Dromaius_novaehollandiae)_-head.jpg

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yes, emus are fucking terrifying monsters. I had a friend who lived next door to an emu egg farm (or something?). First time I went to his house was at dusk, walking down the driveway all of a sudden a fucking massive emu appears at the fence flapping around. Man. Terrifiying.

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    GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There's terrifying and then there's this.

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    Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Grenn wrote: »
    There's terrifying and then there's this.

    Holy Diver, that's like straight out of some of the fever dreams I have after drinking too much. Complete with skipping reel and audio garble.

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sweet fancy Moses! That is disconcerting and confusing.

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    Cheese.
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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    As a kid, I was only ever attacked by pidgeons at San Juan's pidgeon park. Well... not attacked, more like they all flew at me at the same time.

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    OllieOllie Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've been attacked by dogs twice in my life: when I was 7, by a German shepherd (and a grown GS dog is HUGE to a 7-year-old girl), and when I was 9, but a smaller fluffier white dog.

    Other than that, I am animal-attack free.

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    winter_combat_knightwinter_combat_knight Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Haha. I'm listening to the commentary on Terminator 3, anyone who has it listen to Schwarzeneggers comments when the TX Terminator enlarges her breasts at the beginning of the movie.

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Grenn wrote: »
    There's terrifying and then there's this.

    Fuck, I thought I was the gayest robot around. C3PO will not be pleased, that guys totally rippin' his style.

    And speaking of animal attacks, while walking my dog in year 9 it was attacked by another, and I had to break them up. I wound up with bites on both my wrists, and had to go to school the next day with bandaged wrists. Yes, looking suicidal at age 14 does great things for your social life! dot dot dot

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    Jake!Jake! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got chased by a rotweiler on one of these last year
    (I should stress it was me riding it, not the dog). q_2008_b.jpg

    You're about head height to each other.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want one of those. D:

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    GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Recumbent?

    I have a small scar on my face where I was bitten by a dog as a small child. I was apparently straddling it like a horse and pulling its ears in an attempt to 'giddy it up'.

    Fair enough really.

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Haha. I'm listening to the commentary on Terminator 3, anyone who has it listen to Schwarzeneggers comments when the TX Terminator enlarges her breasts at the beginning of the movie.

    Is she reaching her maximum pumptential?

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Grenn wrote: »
    Recumbent?

    I have a small scar on my face where I was bitten by a dog as a small child. I was apparently straddling it like a horse and pulling its ears in an attempt to 'giddy it up'.

    Fair enough really.

    My brother also got bit on the face by a dog as a kid, and he also has a scar.

    Or so I'm told. I've never seen it. It's probably too light to see instantly and also I've known him all my life so it's just a normal feature of his face to me.


    I watched Diebuster again! Everybody who likes Gunbuster should see it! Everybody who likes FLCL should also see it! Everybody who doesn't want me to hunt them down like the filthy dogs they are should see it, too if you know what's good for you.

    My second-biggest regret is not buying the Dix-Neuf action figure at the Revoltech booth during Comicon.

    My biggest regret is not buying the Shin Getter Robo action figure at the Revoltech booth during Comicon.

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    ShiboeShiboe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I was attacked by a giant beetle once. It hooked onto my leg and started screaming, and of course then I started screaming as I frantically tried to shake it off. It would not be shook. Weirdest scary moment of my life.
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I watched Diebuster again! Everybody who likes Gunbuster should see it! Everybody who likes FLCL should also see it! Everybody who doesn't want me to hunt them down like the filthy dogs they are should see it, too if you know what's good for you.

    This is a great endorsement.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Are you watching yet?

    Also!

    Do you want me to slit your throat while you sleep?



    These two questions are related! Can you figure out how?

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    They both have question marks and involve Shiboe!

    Wait...

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    ShiboeShiboe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Are you watching yet?

    Also!

    Do you want me to slit your throat while you sleep?



    These two questions are related! Can you figure out how?

    I am currently acquiring them via good friend internet, so hopefully no slitting will be necessary.
    They both have question marks and involve Shiboe!

    Wait...

    The first question contains 4 words, while the second contains 11. Google informs me that on 4/11 in the year of 491 Flavius Anastasius was awarded the title of "Byzantine Emperor." He had one eye black and one eye blue, which just so happens to be the two main colors of the giant space of gas that circles my head every day. I believe this culminates obviously in the delivery of strawberry waffles to my stoop by said spectre.

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    My new apartment is going to have six peepholes!
    apartment17.jpg

    It's like it has beastly nipples.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The previous tenant was routinely hassled by midget, dwarf, and ordinary assassins.

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