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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shiboe wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Are you watching yet?

    Also!

    Do you want me to slit your throat while you sleep?



    These two questions are related! Can you figure out how?

    I am currently acquiring them via good friend internet, so hopefully no slitting will be necessary.
    They both have question marks and involve Shiboe!

    Wait...

    The first question contains 4 words, while the second contains 11. Google informs me that on 4/11 in the year of 491 Flavius Anastasius was awarded the title of "Byzantine Emperor." He had one eye black and one eye blue, which just so happens to be the two main colors of the giant space of gas that circles my head every day. I believe this culminates obviously in the delivery of strawberry waffles to my stoop by said spectre.

    Diebuster is a sequel, so watch Gunbuster first.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would feel very awkward with a peephole that is crotch and foot level

    Loomdun on
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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think the idea behind that sort of arrangement is so you can tell whether or not your visitor is armed.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No no no, its for staring at crotches of people.

    And the very bottom one is for staring at the crotches of children

    Edit: because you can just place a weapon to the side of the peep hole.

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    NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't know if you've seen any documentaries on the subject, but a Kangaroos pouch is anything but soft and leathery. It often contains embryonic kangaroos.

    Well... that's how you let people know you're bull shittin' them :)

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want a kangaroo. The kangaroos in Australia were so cute! A huge redeeming factor of the 3 hour cow fest of absurdity.

    Discovery: I might be able to study enough not fail everything this semester!
    So I think I'm going to party hardy for the next four days and do no work in celebration of this fact. 8-)

    PS: Cosmology makes me feel really bad about life and existence and all that.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    kangaroos are delicious.

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    no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There actually was kangaroo meat at my local shop. Makes a lot of sense to import it from the other side of the planet. Also antelope and ostrich were available.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    While the Australias and such are the only place where they live naturally, other places have kangaroos, too.

    In zoos and shit. Maybe kangaroo farms, too.

    But anyway kangaroo is delicious.

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    JohnTWMJohnTWM Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My favorite pair of soccer shoes is Kangaroo leather 0.o Kelme brand!

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    ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You guys seen this phone? It's amazing! Actually, amazing marketing for Nova Scotia, go Beavo-town!

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    That's a pretty interesting marketing campaign. It worked so well that I wanted to go to Novia Scotia even before seeing it!

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    rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, I really liked Nova Scotia when I was there last year. It is a place I am seriously considering moving when I am done with school. Though I don't know how well I would do during the colder times.

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    no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's a shame it loads so long. I'd bet half of the people that visit the site won't wait for it to load.
    Video projectors are coming to mobile phones. And I'm not kidding. (This from my source at Nokia)

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kangaroo tastes awful if you ask me, it's like someone took a shit on a delicious steak thereby negating it's delicious steak flavour with the undelicious flavour of shit.

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    desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The deliciousness of Kangaroo depends on the awesomness of its preparation. It can be both great and gross.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mustang wrote: »
    Kangaroo tastes awful if you ask me, it's like someone took a shit on a delicious steak thereby negating it's delicious steak flavour with the undelicious flavour of shit.

    Die.

    And now I go to bed.

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    MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When I die you are going to feel sooooo bad.

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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Planning this trip to China is starting to become a colossal pain in the ass. I can see now why people take tours.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You guys seen this phone? It's amazing! Actually, amazing marketing for Nova Scotia, go Beavo-town!

    I'd take the phone. It's too bad they can't do anything that advanced yet. Come on, Science.

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    Jake!Jake! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anyone familiar with illustrator know how to fix a messed up inner glow?
    arm.png

    The circles should be nice and graded, and the odd grey triangles have randomly appeared...

    should add, tried reopening/starting

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    Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seriously. Mobile coffee brewing?

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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Guys that phone isn't real.
    Just sayin.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah we know

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You guys seen this phone? It's amazing! Actually, amazing marketing for Nova Scotia, go Beavo-town!
    Oh. You have betrayed me.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Um, I'll buy you a Coke.

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    .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aw fuck, the first feature I clicked without really reading the others was the shaver, and then I wanted it but wondered how I'd be able to talk over the buzzing?!

    I'm going to tape a Braun to my phone.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey guys!

    Tam, your new sig is funny.

    Off I go again! Woo!

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Perfecting the beavo disappearing act, eh?

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    Cheese.
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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Perfecting the beavo disappearing act, eh?

    Indeed.

    She's still better at it than I am, though, I think.

    Not for long!

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the point is to stop posting

    but I'd rather you didn't

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Girls around here like to come and go quickly just to drum up attention, like pretty sasquatches.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bacon could you lax the sig rules so I can have my picture and everything you ever say?

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    Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Tam wrote: »
    Bacon could you lax the sig rules so I can have my picture and everything you ever say?

    Maybe you should just start a blog about it, that's what I did.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Congregation of Kevin O'Neill

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    its okay.. YOU GOT ME

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I rewatched Beetejuice the other day.

    What a trippy movie. The cartoon was pretty badass to boot.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I AM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT SEMESTER, I have never felt so successful in something before. I'll be taking life drawing and painting, I seriously cannot imagine how things would have gone if I didn't take this human anatomy class it has straightened out everything for me so cleanly sooo excited oh mah gawd.

    Edit: and then I remember next semester i'm going to have engrish.

    meh

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    D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Loomdun wrote: »
    next semester i'm going to have engrish.

    There is a god! :P

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    Cheese.
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