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Mobile (mini-PHALLA) P Gundam - Zombies come... you die - Mafia Victory

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait. ...You couldn't fight after all? All this time, I've been waging pointless challenges? I'll.. I'LL PROTECT YOU IF YOU SURVIVE!

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I guess. I don't know what's going on

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Warban I guess

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I missed vote close didn't i?

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    By a few years, yes.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is why we can't have nice things.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry about the skimpy narration... maybe I'll elaborate later... it's doubtful.

    As another day of intense battles went by, the Gundam phallateers were clearly improving their abilities. Although the occasional embarassment of a fight would occur, most demonstrated the awesome skill of the pilots. Even the locals were starting to get into it, despite the wanton destruction and massive loss of life resulting from poorly aimed laser fire, they now longer felt it necessary to assault the pilots with produce.

    Some of the pilots even managed to get swarms of fans, like Dac Vin. Throughout the region not a single post-pubescent boys room was complete without a poster of her carefully stashed away. Unfortunately, her fans could not save her from a whalloping at the hands of Micro, the crying still hasn't let up.

    In other news, sportzboyjtw, Maximus, and DarkPrimus were all defeated in combat, meaning that it was time to select the next days competitors. Unfortunately, there just weren't enough clear favorites, so there would be plenty of action... and death.

    OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror
    Warban vs Ianator
    Arasaki vs Micro
    Vertroue vs Egos
    VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
    Doxa vs FreeAgent

    Or at least, there would've been tons of action the next day, but when all the Phallateers came out to stretch and practice... nobody could find OtakuD00D or Warban. Perhaps the were assassinated.

    The Dead:
    Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinated
    Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated

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  • IanatorIanator Delightfully mediocre! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dammit! Why do all my worthy opponents keep dying!?

    NETHER GUNDAM DEMANDS SATISFACTION

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    No guard sucks Good luck village. Your going to need it now.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just finished Gurren Lagann...

    HOW CAN IT BE OVER?!??! KILL MORE STUFF!

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ouch.

    Does anyone have any leads? To tell the truth, I was kind of suspicious of Sportzboy... apparently that was way off. So I don't know. =(

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OoooOoOooo

    Well. Damn. That did not turn out well now, did it. See you, Mech Fighter. ..Boy.

    OooOooOoOo

    A pair of torn cardboard boxes litter the battlefield, labeled "GUNDAM".

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    Yes, what have you done? Now there is no one to master the BOX.

    I had another ghost post above, but it was deleted because it wasn't good enough.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You gringos leave me out of a fight once again.

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    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ventroe and I fought, was it epic?

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You gringos leave me out of a fight once again.

    and The_Reflection ;crazy shark mascots with uzis need <3 too.

    Egos on
  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Apologies for not posting properly yesterday, I was very very drunk, having won a £500 ($750ish) hamper at a charity dinner having only put £5 in the raffle. So my colleagues and I got hammered. Typical Brits, I hear you say!

    Anyhow. Egos, I don't think you've fought yet - you fight tonight, right?

    Oh, and as The_Reflection wants to fight - here ya go, just being polite - it is nearly Christmas after all.

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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also, don't expect much from me in the next couple of days other than the odd post and bit of commentary, as I will reach the prodigious age of 23 on Tuesday. And will be either at work, or comatose, for the next 4 days. Good times.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    *Fires pistols in air*

    ARRIBA! ARRIBA! Yo esse's let's get this rumble started.

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • IanatorIanator Delightfully mediocre! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Y'know, I'm starting to get mighty suspicious of you...

    !VThornheart!

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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited December 2008
    !The_Reflection said he wanted it. I'll give it to him...

    man...last night was a tough night. We have no leads, no red deaths...nothing

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Wildcat wants to rumble, ja?

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, if the man wants to fight so badly...
    !The_Reflection

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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited December 2008
    !Retract The_Reflection

    !Doxa so I can taste a little oil

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man what the heck is going on in this game? I fought last night because B:L voted for me at the last minute right?

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Micro wrote: »

    Anyhow. Egos, I don't think you've fought yet - you fight tonight, right?

    Ah I see... D: methinks Ventrou is going to whoop my ass like the silent ninja gundam if there is one.

    Egos on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Doxa a little fight might be good for ya.

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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Wildcat, for revenge.

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, we should make this interesting

    !vote Egos

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Reflection


    I wasn't joking, I wanna fight or something gringos, before i get bored and take a siesta.

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    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Doxa must fight. Go! Fight!

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Grundl, just to spread the love. And seriously, does anyone have any leads? I can't believe how many have died without a single red death yet. This seems like it is getting pretty dire.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !The_Reflection

    I must respect his hot latin blooded desire of fighting.

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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited December 2008
    !Doxa

    !Wildcat

    you can call me a flip flopper

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !The_Reflection

    I must respect his hot latin blooded desire of fighting.

    I didn't even know The_Reflection had hot latin blood..this makes my animal attraction to him much more valid <3

    Egos on
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Egos my name does not have an "n" in it...any way I think !The-Reflection should see a fight.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vote close in < half an hour. Narration may be a bit late since I decided to procrastinate on a project :-(

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Girls, let's get some analysis going on here. We're shooting blind, and I think we need to keep a strong vote on our best suspects.



    Day 0:

    Thetheroo vs Lawinator
    Darian vs VThornheart
    Maximus vs MagicMan
    Ianator vs Gumpy
    Warban(ass) vs OrangeSoda
    The dead:
    Gumpy (Erik the Viking - Viking Gundam) - Wardrobe malfunction
    CrimsonCoyote (Andrew Graham - Lumber Gundam) - Assassinated


    Day 1:

    Sportzboyjtw vs Warban(ass)
    Maximus vs OtakuD00D(ass)
    Dac Vin vs Micro
    TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus

    The dead:
    Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
    Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
    MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
    Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
    WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated
    Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged


    Day 2:

    OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror
    Warban vs Ianator
    Arasaki vs Micro
    Vertroue vs Egos
    VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
    Doxa vs FreeAgent


    The Dead:
    Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
    OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinated
    Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated



    From that analysis, I see that !Lawinator has won two matches. That means he's special somehow, but I don't think he's innocent in that case, since Thetheroo got rotten tomato'd. I'd suspect that if he weren't devilish, he would've been assassinated or sabotaged by now. The other two who've won (Warban and Otaku) were assassinated (with Otaku eating a vote bandwagon - orchestrated by devils? That'd be Lawinator, Reflection, and VThornheart.)

    My suspicions are also on Ianator and Grundlterror. Because they rhyme and do crime.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm not really winning duels. I'm just not dying it seems. I'd rather not press my luck, so please retract that.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok.. I have no idea what's going on, I just don't have enough time to catch up right now...

    and my computer is being a bitch and a half.

    stupid computer....

    that being said...

    !Ianator

    because Sister is suspicious of him.

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