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The Dailyshow/Colbert Report: "Where Roe V Wade is two ways to get across a river."

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Or the fact that they think they'll ever be escaping from jail.

    Out of our entire jail population, I think the overall number that escape in some form is under 1%. And a vast majority of that under-1% are guys that walk away or don't report back in work-release programs, aka people they're already letting out into the public anyway.

    These guys aren't going to be sent to re-landscape the library's front lawn.

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I just heard about the Nancy Pelosi shit.

    God damn she's insane.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Stephen eviscerated Walter Kirn, and I loved it.

    I wonder how his sales will be affected?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Scalfin wrote: »
    Fuck it, let's just reopen Fort Warren. We used it to hold Confederate leaders, and Al Quaeda is nothing compared to that on the evilometer. The Confederates were right up there with the Nazis. Hell, one look out their window during a blizzard and they'll be begging to be locked away for life, especially if it's one of our thunderblizzards.

    I think part of the problem is the public perception that all the people at Guantanamo are terrorists. The vast majority of them aren't, and many of them aren't even guilty of anything.

    FFS America

    Well, maybe they weren't terrorists before... but after we locked them up with no legal recourse for 5+ years? They're probably itching to blow up Amurica now! We must imprison them in the Negative Zone for hating America for shitting on them!

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    How can John McCain have such a smokin' daughter?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Scalfin wrote: »
    Fuck it, let's just reopen Fort Warren. We used it to hold Confederate leaders, and Al Quaeda is nothing compared to that on the evilometer. The Confederates were right up there with the Nazis. Hell, one look out their window during a blizzard and they'll be begging to be locked away for life, especially if it's one of our thunderblizzards.

    I think part of the problem is the public perception that all the people at Guantanamo are terrorists. The vast majority of them aren't, and many of them aren't even guilty of anything.

    FFS America

    Well, maybe they weren't terrorists before... but after we locked them up with no legal recourse for 5+ years? They're probably itching to blow up Amurica now! We must imprison them in the Negative Zone for hating America for shitting on them!

    That reminds me of this

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Scalfin wrote: »
    Fuck it, let's just reopen Fort Warren. We used it to hold Confederate leaders, and Al Quaeda is nothing compared to that on the evilometer. The Confederates were right up there with the Nazis. Hell, one look out their window during a blizzard and they'll be begging to be locked away for life, especially if it's one of our thunderblizzards.

    I think part of the problem is the public perception that all the people at Guantanamo are terrorists. The vast majority of them aren't, and many of them aren't even guilty of anything.

    FFS America

    Well, maybe they weren't terrorists before... but after we locked them up with no legal recourse for 5+ years? They're probably itching to blow up Amurica now! We must imprison them in the Negative Zone for hating America for shitting on them!

    Gitmo only want destruction of America now, Gitmo crazy

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    PlushyCthulhuPlushyCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How can John McCain have such a smokin' daughter?
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    ?

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Endomatic wrote: »
    Stephen eviscerated Walter Kirn, and I loved it.

    Having just finished his Atlantic piece, I rather enjoyed it too.

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    DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Ouch, complete silence on Colbert's opening line, thats awkward.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    For a moment there I thought Jon might have be going a bit hard on Larry King, but my god that interview was hilarious.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Heh

    "well, how do follow that!?!" *kicks over chair and walks away*

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Does Wal Mart in the States really not sell albums with explicit language?

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Does Wal Mart in the States really not sell albums with explicit language?

    Nope, it's fucking retarded. When America: The Book was out, they refused to sell that too :V

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Though that might have been because of the Supreme Court's heads photoshopped onto naked old people bodies.

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    LurkLurk Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Does Wal Mart in the States really not sell albums with explicit language?

    It also removes profane langauges too if it does sell em.

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    All the Wal Marts around here sell explicit CDs...

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    RaynagaRaynaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    All the Wal Marts around here sell explicit CDs...

    No, they don't. Its corporate policy.

    They'll carry it in the store, but only if the explicit lyrics are cut. Most of the time the lyric just plain cuts out.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Ouch, complete silence on Colbert's opening line, thats awkward.

    What was his opening line?

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Raynaga wrote: »
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    All the Wal Marts around here sell explicit CDs...

    No, they don't. Its corporate policy.

    They'll carry it in the store, but only if the explicit lyrics are cut. Most of the time the lyric just plain cuts out.

    Bought an album recently with the n-word in the clear and the explicit lyrics warning on the front. So... no?

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    BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Raynaga wrote: »
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    All the Wal Marts around here sell explicit CDs...

    No, they don't. Its corporate policy.

    They'll carry it in the store, but only if the explicit lyrics are cut. Most of the time the lyric just plain cuts out.

    Bought an album recently with the n-word in the clear and the explicit lyrics warning on the front. So... no?

    Ummm...
    Wal-Mart Stores, Sam's Club and Walmart.com (collectively "Wal-Mart") do not carry recordings designated with the Parental Advisory Label.

    Something's wrong, here.

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    Raynaga wrote: »
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    All the Wal Marts around here sell explicit CDs...

    No, they don't. Its corporate policy.

    They'll carry it in the store, but only if the explicit lyrics are cut. Most of the time the lyric just plain cuts out.

    Bought an album recently with the n-word in the clear and the explicit lyrics warning on the front. So... no?

    Ummm...
    Wal-Mart Stores, Sam's Club and Walmart.com (collectively "Wal-Mart") do not carry recordings designated with the Parental Advisory Label.

    Something's wrong, here.

    Well, the Wal Marts here are already known to not follow the rules and are not even consistent with each other on certain critical things, so maybe they're running a pilot test over here.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There are parental advisory stickers all over the CD aisle at the local wal-mart.

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    NailbunnyPDNailbunnyPD Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    There are parental advisory stickers all over the CD aisle at the local wal-mart.

    CDs can have the EXPLICIT and PARENTAL ADVISORY labels but still be edited versions. Sometimes you find these things out the hard way.

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    FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    There are parental advisory stickers all over the CD aisle at the local wal-mart.

    CDs can have the EXPLICIT and PARENTAL ADVISORY labels but still be edited versions. Sometimes you find these things out the hard way.

    Yeah, but Wal Marts website says they don't carry CDs with the label at all, while they are all over my Wal Mart's aisles and have no editing done to them.

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    Lord Of The PantsLord Of The Pants Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I here by pass this thread on to someone who wants to make a new one.

    With a better op, and who changes the title more than once a month. :)

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    kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I here by pass this thread on to someone who wants to make a new one.

    With a better op, and who changes the title more than once a month. :)

    and it should have blackjack, and hookers!

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kdrudy wrote: »
    I here by pass this thread on to someone who wants to make a new one.

    With a better op, and who changes the title more than once a month. :)

    and it should have blackjack, and hookers!

    You forgot the blow.

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    ArdeArde Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oldmanken wrote: »
    kdrudy wrote: »
    I here by pass this thread on to someone who wants to make a new one.

    With a better op, and who changes the title more than once a month. :)

    and it should have blackjack, and hookers!

    You forgot the blow.

    Y'know what? Better idea, all of the above, but forget the OP and blackjack.

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Arde wrote: »
    oldmanken wrote: »
    kdrudy wrote: »
    I here by pass this thread on to someone who wants to make a new one.

    With a better op, and who changes the title more than once a month. :)

    and it should have blackjack, and hookers!

    You forgot the blow.

    Y'know what? Better idea, all of the above, but forget the OP and blackjack.

    Now you're talking!

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    VeritasVRVeritasVR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I still think the best thing is an argument in four-part disharmony, and the Daily Show's subsequent "Newshemian Rhapsody".
    "We have to stop our addiction to foreign oil now! We have to stop!"
    "The American dream! Big cars! Big cars for everyone!"
    "WATERMELON! WATERMELON! WATERMELON! WATERMELON! WATERMELON! WATERMELON!"

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    JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    There are parental advisory stickers all over the CD aisle at the local wal-mart.

    CDs can have the EXPLICIT and PARENTAL ADVISORY labels but still be edited versions. Sometimes you find these things out the hard way.

    Yeah, but Wal Marts website says they don't carry CDs with the label at all, while they are all over my Wal Mart's aisles and have no editing done to them.
    So what bizarro land do you live in? Because that is most definately the exception and not the norm.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This Obama/Cosby thing is pretty hilarious.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    moniker wrote: »

    No way, she could not pull off that mustache.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ouch, complete silence on Colbert's opening line, thats awkward.

    What was his opening line?

    I still want to know

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That Meghan McCain interview they reran the other night gave me a politi-boner.

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    RaynagaRaynaga Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    Ouch, complete silence on Colbert's opening line, thats awkward.

    What was his opening line?

    I still want to know



    It was pretty weak.

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    PS: With all the episodes online, you can pretty easily just....you know....look. Barring foreign country issues.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    moniker wrote: »

    You got my fucking hopes up. I was thinking she took a chair to the face.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was thinking she went on O'Reilly and bad-mouthed Stewart and/or Colbert...which would of course result in her imminent media-image destruction.

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