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  • TwistedFateTwistedFate Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    As for boomer explode "exploit," meh.

    As for calling killing the witch with an autoshotty at close range an exploit...lulzwhat? She's not a tank. She doesn't physically LOOK big enough to handle more than one or two shots from a SHOTGUN into her head. Not an exploit and I hope to God it's not fixed because I can't think of a way to do it without beefing up her HP and making her even HARDER to kill.

    As for blocking lulz, I swear to God if the pubbies in this game fuck up the tossable shit for the rest of us, heads will roll. Those things do IMMENSE damage and are the perfect answer to shit like "HAY GUYZ, LET'S DEFEND THE WALL ON THE BLOOD HARVEST FINALE." Yes, you may outrun me in an open area while you're filling my monstrous body with lead, but you WILL NOT outrun my log.

    As for Versus difficulty: Good. Hear me out on this one. This INSTANTLY prevents the other team from random dickery like voting to change the difficulty to expert to ONLY affect the other team. And it's also preserving Versus the way it was MEANT to be. A bunch of you guys want to bitch about the boomer explode command not being Valve's intent, well, apparently non-Normal Versus wasn't their intent either, so don't bitch about it...=P

    As for other fixes, haven't got to play to make sure a lot of the shenanigans were fixed, but thank God. Just reading the text makes it look like a marked improvement.

    EDIT:

    Also, as for blocking, it doesn't really work unless one team makes it to the saferoom and the other doesn't. I know this because a team managed to block us on BH versus WITHOUT a tank (forklift in the door) and they made it farther in the level than us AS A TEAM, but we still outscored them because we were alive for a LONG time.

    Furthermore, if you have that kind of time as a tank to be setting up elaborate barricades, they are unnecessary. The vehicles do a SHITTON of damage to survivors. Hit them instead of trying to knock a car the right way down some stairs.

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  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    As for boomer explode "exploit," meh.

    As for calling killing the witch with an autoshotty at close range an exploit...lulzwhat? She's not a tank. She doesn't physically LOOK big enough to handle more than one or two shots from a SHOTGUN into her head. Not an exploit and I hope to God it's not fixed because I can't think of a way to do it without beefing up her HP and making her even HARDER to kill.

    I think the witch exploit people are talking about is that if you come up behind her and just stand there, she can't hit you and won't move.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    expendable wrote: »
    Tonight, I found out that if you start the finale while steadfastly ignoring the bot in the respawn closet, the closet will open and let him out anyway.

    We were goofing off last night on easy mode. The two of us playing were inside the safe room, after summoning the horde and the two bots spent damn near a full minute just a few feet outside the safe room door, but unable to defeat the mass of zombies about.

    The AID said enough of this shit and teleported them into the saferoom, ending the level...

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Job_41:25 wrote: »
    Hedgethorn wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    I was dead before the tank music started.

    I have no idea how the tank music gets cued up. On No Mercy versus last night, I came out of the restaurant to head for the lift to the rooftops. The tank was apparently hiding behind the semi-trailer and the music didn't begin until I rounded the trailer. I heard the first notes just as I got punched in the face and incapped.

    I'm fairly certain it starts as soon as the first survivor sees the tank. If you don't have line of sight on the tank you can only hear it grunting.

    No, there's more to it than that. I've seen tanks that haven't activated and I've bypassed tanks that get angry anyway even though there's no way for them to see us. The first was in the luggage area of Dead Air. I went ahead and crawled in only to go OH FUCK A TANK! then after a moment realized he hadn't gotten up and the music hadn't started. So I went back in, shot him, and lured him out into the open area so we could kill him. The second one was in Blood Harvest just before the bridge when the tank is in the second house. There's a way to bypass the house but he still came running out of it after we passed him and tried to kill us.

    Maybe it's a bug, I dunno. I love when the witch gets bugged and doesn't attack anyone. She just runs around screaming in circles.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm pretty sure the versus difficulty thing means it's just locked to the server, not locked at normal.

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  • sonictksonictk Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anyone wants to play now? I just got this recently and I have never completed a single campaign on expert yet, though I came close on a pub the other night...

    damn time zones =\ everyone's dead in the steam chat.

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  • angrylinuxgeekangrylinuxgeek Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter right click is alright but I'd really like to see them allow hunters and smokers to release their victims at will.

    Hopefully their locking Normal difficulty will allow them to balance melee and make the smoker just a tad more useful.

    Also I hope they resolve the smoker issue on the finale of No Mercy. It's not really an exploit but it's almost impossible to beat and basically exploits geometry issues.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    As for boomer explode "exploit," meh.

    As for calling killing the witch with an autoshotty at close range an exploit...lulzwhat? She's not a tank. She doesn't physically LOOK big enough to handle more than one or two shots from a SHOTGUN into her head. Not an exploit and I hope to God it's not fixed because I can't think of a way to do it without beefing up her HP and making her even HARDER to kill.

    I think the witch exploit people are talking about is that if you come up behind her and just stand there, she can't hit you and won't move.

    Not me. I mean the shooting her thing.

    For gods sake people, the purpose of the witch is to be an element of danger one has to be careful around, like cars. The rules are STAY THE HELL AWAY from her and try not to startle her. Now I am fine with the entire group unloading on her from a distance and killing her that way, but the fact that one person can kill her with no danger to himself by doing exactly what one is not supposed to want to do eg walk up to her makes her a very trivial threat in most cases.

    She is not supposed to be a tank-level threat, but at the moment she is only barely more dangerous than a special infected and that sucks.

    Now that I would do is give her a little bit more hp (not much mind you) but more importantly make her stand up and attack much faster when someone approaches her. I want to be terrified of the witch again, I haven't even been scared of her since the demo.

    Vic on
  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really don't like how they fixed the boomer 'exploit' being able to kill yourself on command. I loved doing that and with survivors staying in closets more and more, it becomes pretty damn hard to nab them.

    I think Boomers should be able to suicide, but have it be on a three-second detonation kind of thing, forcing them to time their explosions.

    Have an ally beat you down so that you'll die in one hit.

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  • WembleyWembley Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Guys, I'm sitting in my cube at work and I swear I heard some noise that sounded like a witch crying. I can still hear it occasionally. There are lights on everywhere! What do I do?

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wembley wrote: »
    Guys, I'm sitting in my cube at work and I swear I heard some noise that sounded like a witch crying. I can still hear it occasionally. There are lights on everywhere! What do I do?

    Run faster than the other guy.

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  • WembleyWembley Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I work in a building devoted to software development... that won't be hard...

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure the versus difficulty thing means it's just locked to the server, not locked at normal.

    The exact words from the update notes:
    Versus mode is now locked to Normal difficulty
    Why would they capitalise normal if it's not referring to the difficulty level of that name?

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Huh. I must have misread. I scanned the thread earlier.

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  • slacktronslacktron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yes, you may outrun me in an open area while you're filling my monstrous body with lead, but you WILL NOT outrun my log.

    Why does this quote make me think of a child-sized tank crying for a toy?

    Oh yeah, because of this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is it bad that I knew that was from Ren and Stimpy right away?

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  • slacktronslacktron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is it bad that I knew that was from Ren and Stimpy right away?

    It's not bad. It's better than bad, it's good!

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Tertiee wrote: »
    I think you get 2 points for every point of damage done to survivors by your own hands aside from assists.

    It's hilarious when you get 1k points from a well-placed boom, leaving all other infected at <100. :P

    Echo on
  • darkmayodarkmayo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Echo wrote: »
    Tertiee wrote: »
    I think you get 2 points for every point of damage done to survivors by your own hands aside from assists.

    It's hilarious when you get 1k points from a well-placed boom, leaving all other infected at <100. :P

    A versus game the other night on Blood Harvest was gold, we had knocked everyone down except someone who was playing Zoey, the tank was down and she was making a mad dash to revive one of the suvivors, I suck as a hunter and couldnt pounce her to save my life, ate a facefull of a buckshot and Zoey started to pull someone up.. you could hear the second mass wave of horde coming and BAM, she gets tongued and pulled off, just as the horde arrives. The smoker got like a 500+ assist due to all the zombies beating the shit out of the subdued Zoey. It was glorious.

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  • Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    UberEv wrote: »
    Alright I think PA L4D is lost. I have no idea what information I used when I created it. OP, remove it and maybe start a new one if there is sufficient demand. The old one is still "working", but I just can't add to it.

    I started a new one, "A PA L4D Group"

    Add it if you're a 360 player looking for others.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Has anyone figured out how to replace certain music cues? Like the tank music or the witch music?

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  • CarbonFireCarbonFire See you in the countryRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Has anyone figured out how to replace certain music cues? Like the tank music or the witch music?

    Can't you just go into file system and replace the default sounds with your new desired ones and just rename them?

    I know people have replaced the different infected sounds (especially the tank), I'd imagine this is how they did it.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kris_xK wrote: »
    UberEv wrote: »
    Alright I think PA L4D is lost. I have no idea what information I used when I created it. OP, remove it and maybe start a new one if there is sufficient demand. The old one is still "working", but I just can't add to it.

    I started a new one, "A PA L4D Group"

    Add it if you're a 360 player looking for others.

    Wait what's this about? Something wrong with the Steam group?

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    Kris_xK wrote: »
    UberEv wrote: »
    Alright I think PA L4D is lost. I have no idea what information I used when I created it. OP, remove it and maybe start a new one if there is sufficient demand. The old one is still "working", but I just can't add to it.

    I started a new one, "A PA L4D Group"

    Add it if you're a 360 player looking for others.

    Wait what's this about? Something wrong with the Steam group?

    Aumni on
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  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    slacktron wrote: »
    Is it bad that I knew that was from Ren and Stimpy right away?

    It's not bad. It's better than bad, it's good!

    I think pretty much everyone knows about the Log song. I never even watched the show and I knew exactly what it was going to be.

    Mars on
  • TwistedFateTwistedFate Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    agoaj wrote: »
    I really don't like how they fixed the boomer 'exploit' being able to kill yourself on command. I loved doing that and with survivors staying in closets more and more, it becomes pretty damn hard to nab them.

    I think Boomers should be able to suicide, but have it be on a three-second detonation kind of thing, forcing them to time their explosions.

    Have an ally beat you down so that you'll die in one hit.

    I like your style. That might actually work, especially if you can have it activate on the first melee hit. "Eat this you--OHSHITHEEXPLODEDANDI'MCOVEREDINBILE"

    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Has anyone figured out how to replace certain music cues? Like the tank music or the witch music?

    Can't you just go into file system and replace the default sounds with your new desired ones and just rename them?

    I know people have replaced the different infected sounds (especially the tank), I'd imagine this is how they did it.

    1) Where is the sound file and I'll test?!

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mars wrote: »
    slacktron wrote: »
    Is it bad that I knew that was from Ren and Stimpy right away?

    It's not bad. It's better than bad, it's good!

    I think pretty much everyone knows about the Log song. I never even watched the show and I knew exactly what it was going to be.


    Maybe now everybody knows about the Log song as I'm fairly sure I've never seen that clip before.

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  • MarsMars Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I can't believe people are actually disappointed at the Boomer suicide fix. It was completely obvious it wasn't intended. Boomer is the easiest infected to use anyway, why would you even need an exploit like that?

    Mars on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    Kris_xK wrote: »
    UberEv wrote: »
    Alright I think PA L4D is lost. I have no idea what information I used when I created it. OP, remove it and maybe start a new one if there is sufficient demand. The old one is still "working", but I just can't add to it.

    I started a new one, "A PA L4D Group"

    Add it if you're a 360 player looking for others.

    Wait what's this about? Something wrong with the Steam group?

    It's for people playing on that other platform that we don't care about.

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  • MusanMusan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blog update: Intro movie development.

    http://www.l4d.com/blog/

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Okay, I give, can someone explain the whole Chicago Ted phenomena to me?

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  • CarbonFireCarbonFire See you in the countryRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Okay, I give, can someone explain the whole Chicago Ted phenomena to me?

    There's a scribble on the wall in safehouse of the No Mercy Finale that reads

    "No Zombie is Safe from Chicago Ted"

    In everyone's zeal to cull every last ounce of story from the scraps on the walls and from survivor banter, that one mention Chicago Ted was transformed into a mysterious, mythical slayer of all zombie-kind.

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  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Has anyone figured out how to replace certain music cues? Like the tank music or the witch music?

    Can't you just go into file system and replace the default sounds with your new desired ones and just rename them?

    I know people have replaced the different infected sounds (especially the tank), I'd imagine this is how they did it.


    ooooooooo Replace tank music with stress by justice (or elements from it). It is made for zombie slaying horror.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsmzNB_eXek

    bonus: euro street gangs is dicks.

    mojojoeo on
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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Has anyone figured out how to replace certain music cues? Like the tank music or the witch music?

    Can't you just go into file system and replace the default sounds with your new desired ones and just rename them?

    I know people have replaced the different infected sounds (especially the tank), I'd imagine this is how they did it.


    ooooooooo Replace tank music with stress by justice (or elements from it). It is made for zombie slaying horror.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsmzNB_eXek

    bonus: euro street gangs is dicks.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.

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  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.

    For true.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh shi--

    Stress is an awesome song; I didn't know there was a video, and such a fitting one at that.

    I listened to A Cross the Universe this morning...
    I listen to it on Friday mornings; because, it makes me feel all tingly all over, great way to start the weekend.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
    Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    How did you find one of my home movies.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
    Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.

    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Now, things like that are why I like living in a small town(~10k). If something like that were to happen it wouldn't be near as difficult to track them down, preferrably Next of Kin style.

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