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  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
    Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.

    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    I think I'd fear the infected zombie too.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
    Ok well when you are being mugged by little black kids I'll call the cops and send them to juvi. Where with the tank, you can't call for help, not even the ghostbusters can help you.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
    Ok well when you are being mugged by little black kids I'll call the cops and send them to juvi. Where with the tank, you can't call for help, not even the ghostbusters can help you.

    I just hate gangs. Zombie and stupid hooligans alike. All should be filled with lead.

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  • Butterfly BoyButterfly Boy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    not even the ghostbusters can help you.

    Not even if they cross the streams?

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  • slacktronslacktron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
    Ok well when you are being mugged by little black kids I'll call the cops and send them to juvi. Where with the tank, you can't call for help, not even the ghostbusters can help you.

    I just hate gangs. Zombie and stupid hooligans alike. All should be filled with lead.

    Aw, you're just saying that because the music was so creepy.

    Change the music for the Sponge Bob theme, and it just looks like a bunch of church group kids out having fun.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ARE YOU READY KIDS?

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ARE YOU READY KIDS?


    TANK ENTERS: STAGE RIGHT

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aumni wrote: »
    ARE YOU READY KIDS?


    TANK ENTERS: STAGE RIGHT

    WHO LIVES AROUND THE NEXT CORNER PUNCHING YOUR FACE?

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, all I can think when I'm watching that video is that they took Michael Jackson waaaaaay too seriously.

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Man, all I can think when I'm watching that video is that they took Michael Jackson waaaaaay too seriously.

    Look at it this way, when the Zombies come, they'll be the first to die. I mean, do you think any one of those guys would stick around to help the others if there was actual danger?

    edit: The answer is no, they wouldn't. I once witnessed a group like that try hassling a lady, only to find out that the guy walking toward her was her fiancee, in the Marines, and a hand-to-hand combat instructor.

    6 men entered. Four ran away, leaving two on the ground.

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    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
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  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    agoaj wrote: »
    Aumni wrote: »
    ARE YOU READY KIDS?


    TANK ENTERS: STAGE RIGHT

    WHO LIVES AROUND THE NEXT CORNER PUNCHING YOUR FACE?

    Spongebob Squarepants?

    *Spongebob punches a log into Zoe*

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  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    agoaj wrote: »
    Aumni wrote: »
    ARE YOU READY KIDS?


    TANK ENTERS: STAGE RIGHT

    WHO LIVES AROUND THE NEXT CORNER PUNCHING YOUR FACE?


    It's out of sequence, but I came up with:

    WHO JUMPS ON YOUR NECK AND HURTS LIKE A BITCH

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
    Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.

    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.

    Are we talking about 12 year old hooligans being dunked in zombies? Or the people that made that horrible umm "song"?

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  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    O

    M

    G

    I have never been so ANGRY watching a video in my entire life. I realize it was most likely faked, but I swear to the Holy Baby Jesus if I ever saw anyone wearing one of those jackets I would fucking murder them without hesitation.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No, they would beat the shit out of you, and that's what sucks.

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  • Sol InvictusSol Invictus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.

    Fill em with bullets.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.

    Fill em with bullets.

    To put it in Fallout terms, they would be "raiders". And they'd cause all kinds of problems for people until some dude from vault 101 showed up and blew their heads off, one by one.

    Preferably with the bloody mess perk, so their arms and legs would blow apart as well. From a single bullet.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Tertiee wrote: »
    Man, I keep trying to find a damage chart for versus, but no dice. Help?

    Hunter Pounce - 5 damage/swipe + possible instant pounce damage if you jump from a high distance
    Hunter Claw - 10 damage
    Boomer/Smoker Claw - 2 damage?
    Tank melee - 24 damage? based off the console variable

    I think you get 2 points for every point of damage done to survivors by your own hands aside from assists.

    The instant pounce damage is not determined by the height of your jump, it's determined by air time.

    Anyone know if it counts the time spent during the entirety of a wall-jump, or just from your last point of origin?

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  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.

    Fill em with bullets.

    Fortunately Zoe would do just that.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
    Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.

    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.

    Are we talking about 12 year old hooligans being dunked in zombies? Or the people that made that horrible umm "song"?

    12 year olds. I actually liked that song a bit, especially for zombie killin. That video just makes me want to SHOOT THINGS.

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  • Sol InvictusSol Invictus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aydr wrote: »
    That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.

    Fill em with bullets.

    Fortunately Zoe would do just that.

    They'd probably be as armed as she is, though. That's why they are scarier than zombies. Plus zombies don't intend to torture anyone.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    those gang-kids are true heroes and I want to be just like them.

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  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
    Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.

    At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.

    edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.

    Are we talking about 12 year old hooligans being dunked in zombies? Or the people that made that horrible umm "song"?

    12 year olds. I actually liked that song a bit, especially for zombie killin. That video just makes me want to SHOOT THINGS.

    Which was my point

    The song is stressful. the video of shitheads acting like assholes (albeit staged) shows a fucked up stressful situation. Silly ass kids now rule the thread.

    Maybe we can mod justice cross jackets onto the horde... two birds one stone.
    those gang-kids are true heroes and I want to be just like them.

    i, for one, welcome our new twelve year old overlords.

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  • El GuacoEl Guaco Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    No, they would beat the shit out of you, and that's what sucks.

    But I have the NERD RAGE perk.

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  • Commissar DemosthenesCommissar Demosthenes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Replace Tank or Horde music with Yakety Sax.

    Instant win.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    mojojoeo wrote: »

    12 year olds. I actually liked that song a bit, especially for zombie killin. That video just makes me want to SHOOT THINGS.

    Which was my point

    The song is stressful. the video of shitheads acting like assholes (albeit staged) shows a fucked up stressful situation. Silly ass kids now rule the thread.

    Maybe we can mod justice cross jackets onto the horde... two birds one stone.
    those gang-kids are true heroes and I want to be just like them.

    i, for one, welcome our new twelve year old overlords.

    True, I was just reacting as one does when faced with stupid hoodlums. I wanted to shoot and torture them, and voiced my intention to do so had I been given the chance. Was not trying to derail the topic. However modding the jackets on would be a welcome addition I think.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Replace Tank or Horde music with Yakety Sax.

    Instant win.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu0PrOHQ2VY

    There ya go.

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really enjoyed the random TF2 servers that force one class+melee on sudden death Hydro and play that song.

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  • Lux782Lux782 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only watched 2 minutes of that trash and I'm so angry I got a headache. I need to calm down.

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  • CarbonFireCarbonFire See you in the countryRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lux782 wrote: »
    I only watched 2 minutes of that trash and I'm so angry I got a headache. I need to calm down.

    Kinda makes me glad I watched it without sound. That video is deplorable enough even with just the visuals.

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  • ShensShens Portland, ORRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hmm... On expert, I have seen the tank break open the safe house door once the bar is off. Why did he stop on that video?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Lux782 wrote: »
    I only watched 2 minutes of that trash and I'm so angry I got a headache. I need to calm down.

    Kinda makes me glad I watched it without sound. That video is deplorable enough even with just the visuals.

    You guys are really easy to upset.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shens wrote: »
    Hmm... On expert, I have seen the tank break open the safe house door once the bar is off. Why did he stop on that video?

    It was the demo before they fixed that lil exploit.

    edit: re: upset: Actually, I got jumped quite a few times in my life. So i blame my social scarring and sordid past.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shens wrote: »
    Hmm... On expert, I have seen the tank break open the safe house door once the bar is off. Why did he stop on that video?

    It was the demo before they fixed that lil exploit.

    edit: re: upset: Actually, I got jumped quite a few times in my life. So i blame my social scarring and sordid past.

    Well the video is supposed to elicit a reaction about gang violence. I just don't understand how 2 minutes of that video can give anyone a headache.

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shens wrote: »
    Hmm... On expert, I have seen the tank break open the safe house door once the bar is off. Why did he stop on that video?

    It was the demo before they fixed that lil exploit.

    edit: re: upset: Actually, I got jumped quite a few times in my life. So i blame my social scarring and sordid past.

    Well the video is supposed to elicit a reaction about gang violence. I just don't understand how 2 minutes of that video can give anyone a headache.

    I didn't get a headache, I just got pissed.

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    THE SONG IS FUCKING CALLED STRESS

    FOR FUCK SAKES YOU PEOPLE

    also the jackets are hot, i would like one
    then i could pretend i'm a cool french club kid

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    THE SONG IS FUCKING CALLED STRESS

    FOR FUCK SAKES YOU PEOPLE

    also the jackets are hot, i would like one
    then i could pretend i'm a cool french club kid

    Also, am I the only one that the symbol looked like a polygonal wang at first? I thought it fitting since the kids were dick.

    It was like a Tetris Penis. Stick it in the slot and get a tetris!

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    THE SONG IS FUCKING CALLED STRESS

    FOR FUCK SAKES YOU PEOPLE

    also the jackets are hot, i would like one
    then i could pretend i'm a cool french club kid

    Also, am I the only one that the symbol looked like a polygonal wang at first? I thought it fitting since the kids were dick.

    It was like a Tetris Penis. Stick it in the slot and get a tetris!

    it's just Justice's logo-thing... from the cover of their album (cross)... the name of the album is that symbol
    justice-inbox.jpg

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  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'd be stressed too if I had to deal with cable management that bad. :madface:

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  • KupotheAvengerKupotheAvenger Destroyer of Cake and other deserts.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    THE SONG IS FUCKING CALLED STRESS

    FOR FUCK SAKES YOU PEOPLE

    also the jackets are hot, i would like one
    then i could pretend i'm a cool french club kid

    Also, am I the only one that the symbol looked like a polygonal wang at first? I thought it fitting since the kids were dick.

    It was like a Tetris Penis. Stick it in the slot and get a tetris!

    it's just Justice's logo-thing... from the cover of their album (cross)... the name of the album is that symbol
    justice-inbox.jpg

    Yeah I figured that out after it got to a close up. Also, I'm gonna go back on topic.


    Any other suggestions for alternate music for Tank and/or Witch? Yakety Sax is funny, but I'd prefer something in keeping with the mood, just not fucking frightening.

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