Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.
At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.
At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.
edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
Ok well when you are being mugged by little black kids I'll call the cops and send them to juvi. Where with the tank, you can't call for help, not even the ghostbusters can help you.
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At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.
edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
Ok well when you are being mugged by little black kids I'll call the cops and send them to juvi. Where with the tank, you can't call for help, not even the ghostbusters can help you.
I just hate gangs. Zombie and stupid hooligans alike. All should be filled with lead.
At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.
edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
Ok well when you are being mugged by little black kids I'll call the cops and send them to juvi. Where with the tank, you can't call for help, not even the ghostbusters can help you.
I just hate gangs. Zombie and stupid hooligans alike. All should be filled with lead.
Aw, you're just saying that because the music was so creepy.
Change the music for the Sponge Bob theme, and it just looks like a bunch of church group kids out having fun.
Man, all I can think when I'm watching that video is that they took Michael Jackson waaaaaay too seriously.
Look at it this way, when the Zombies come, they'll be the first to die. I mean, do you think any one of those guys would stick around to help the others if there was actual danger?
edit: The answer is no, they wouldn't. I once witnessed a group like that try hassling a lady, only to find out that the guy walking toward her was her fiancee, in the Marines, and a hand-to-hand combat instructor.
6 men entered. Four ran away, leaving two on the ground.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.
At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.
edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
Are we talking about 12 year old hooligans being dunked in zombies? Or the people that made that horrible umm "song"?
I have never been so ANGRY watching a video in my entire life. I realize it was most likely faked, but I swear to the Holy Baby Jesus if I ever saw anyone wearing one of those jackets I would fucking murder them without hesitation.
That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.
That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.
Fill em with bullets.
To put it in Fallout terms, they would be "raiders". And they'd cause all kinds of problems for people until some dude from vault 101 showed up and blew their heads off, one by one.
Preferably with the bloody mess perk, so their arms and legs would blow apart as well. From a single bullet.
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Man, I keep trying to find a damage chart for versus, but no dice. Help?
Hunter Pounce - 5 damage/swipe + possible instant pounce damage if you jump from a high distance
Hunter Claw - 10 damage
Boomer/Smoker Claw - 2 damage?
Tank melee - 24 damage? based off the console variable
I think you get 2 points for every point of damage done to survivors by your own hands aside from assists.
The instant pounce damage is not determined by the height of your jump, it's determined by air time.
Anyone know if it counts the time spent during the entirety of a wall-jump, or just from your last point of origin?
That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.
Fill em with bullets.
Fortunately Zoe would do just that.
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KupotheAvengerDestroyer of Cakeand other deserts.Registered Userregular
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.
At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.
edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
Are we talking about 12 year old hooligans being dunked in zombies? Or the people that made that horrible umm "song"?
12 year olds. I actually liked that song a bit, especially for zombie killin. That video just makes me want to SHOOT THINGS.
That video was annoying. They'd be the kind of people who, in the post apocalypse, if they survived would be more likely to go after Zoey than try to help their fellow survivors from getting mauled by zombies.
Fill em with bullets.
Fortunately Zoe would do just that.
They'd probably be as armed as she is, though. That's why they are scarier than zombies. Plus zombies don't intend to torture anyone.
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Handsome CostanzaAsk me about 8bitdoRIP Iwata-sanRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
those gang-kids are true heroes and I want to be just like them.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first assholes that should be executed by being lowered head first into a screaming pit of ravenous zombies.
Ok so I should be more scared of a few 12 yr old hooligans or a huge infected zombie monstrosity.
At least the huge infected zombie monstrosity didn't CHOOSE to cause inexplicable amounts of damage. 12 yr old hooligans however...did. I fear things that choose to be fucking monsters, not those that turn into them because of being bitten buy a rabid zombie.
edit: Back on topic, its kinda cool seeing the previous revisions of the original intro. Louis getting knocked sideways by the hunter and cursing like a drunken crazy person = awesome.
Are we talking about 12 year old hooligans being dunked in zombies? Or the people that made that horrible umm "song"?
12 year olds. I actually liked that song a bit, especially for zombie killin. That video just makes me want to SHOOT THINGS.
Which was my point
The song is stressful. the video of shitheads acting like assholes (albeit staged) shows a fucked up stressful situation. Silly ass kids now rule the thread.
Maybe we can mod justice cross jackets onto the horde... two birds one stone.
12 year olds. I actually liked that song a bit, especially for zombie killin. That video just makes me want to SHOOT THINGS.
Which was my point
The song is stressful. the video of shitheads acting like assholes (albeit staged) shows a fucked up stressful situation. Silly ass kids now rule the thread.
Maybe we can mod justice cross jackets onto the horde... two birds one stone.
those gang-kids are true heroes and I want to be just like them.
i, for one, welcome our new twelve year old overlords.
True, I was just reacting as one does when faced with stupid hoodlums. I wanted to shoot and torture them, and voiced my intention to do so had I been given the chance. Was not trying to derail the topic. However modding the jackets on would be a welcome addition I think.
also the jackets are hot, i would like one
then i could pretend i'm a cool french club kid
Also, am I the only one that the symbol looked like a polygonal wang at first? I thought it fitting since the kids were dick.
It was like a Tetris Penis. Stick it in the slot and get a tetris!
it's just Justice's logo-thing... from the cover of their album (cross)... the name of the album is that symbol
Yeah I figured that out after it got to a close up. Also, I'm gonna go back on topic.
Any other suggestions for alternate music for Tank and/or Witch? Yakety Sax is funny, but I'd prefer something in keeping with the mood, just not fucking frightening.
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I think I'd fear the infected zombie too.
I just hate gangs. Zombie and stupid hooligans alike. All should be filled with lead.
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Not even if they cross the streams?
Aw, you're just saying that because the music was so creepy.
Change the music for the Sponge Bob theme, and it just looks like a bunch of church group kids out having fun.
WHO LIVES AROUND THE NEXT CORNER PUNCHING YOUR FACE?
Look at it this way, when the Zombies come, they'll be the first to die. I mean, do you think any one of those guys would stick around to help the others if there was actual danger?
edit: The answer is no, they wouldn't. I once witnessed a group like that try hassling a lady, only to find out that the guy walking toward her was her fiancee, in the Marines, and a hand-to-hand combat instructor.
6 men entered. Four ran away, leaving two on the ground.
Spongebob Squarepants?
*Spongebob punches a log into Zoe*
It's out of sequence, but I came up with:
WHO JUMPS ON YOUR NECK AND HURTS LIKE A BITCH
Are we talking about 12 year old hooligans being dunked in zombies? Or the people that made that horrible umm "song"?
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I have never been so ANGRY watching a video in my entire life. I realize it was most likely faked, but I swear to the Holy Baby Jesus if I ever saw anyone wearing one of those jackets I would fucking murder them without hesitation.
Fill em with bullets.
To put it in Fallout terms, they would be "raiders". And they'd cause all kinds of problems for people until some dude from vault 101 showed up and blew their heads off, one by one.
Preferably with the bloody mess perk, so their arms and legs would blow apart as well. From a single bullet.
Anyone know if it counts the time spent during the entirety of a wall-jump, or just from your last point of origin?
Fortunately Zoe would do just that.
12 year olds. I actually liked that song a bit, especially for zombie killin. That video just makes me want to SHOOT THINGS.
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psn: KupoZero
They'd probably be as armed as she is, though. That's why they are scarier than zombies. Plus zombies don't intend to torture anyone.
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
Which was my point
The song is stressful. the video of shitheads acting like assholes (albeit staged) shows a fucked up stressful situation. Silly ass kids now rule the thread.
Maybe we can mod justice cross jackets onto the horde... two birds one stone.
i, for one, welcome our new twelve year old overlords.
But I have the NERD RAGE perk.
Instant win.
oh god I am not good at battlefield
True, I was just reacting as one does when faced with stupid hoodlums. I wanted to shoot and torture them, and voiced my intention to do so had I been given the chance. Was not trying to derail the topic. However modding the jackets on would be a welcome addition I think.
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psn: KupoZero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu0PrOHQ2VY
There ya go.
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psn: KupoZero
Kinda makes me glad I watched it without sound. That video is deplorable enough even with just the visuals.
You guys are really easy to upset.
It was the demo before they fixed that lil exploit.
edit: re: upset: Actually, I got jumped quite a few times in my life. So i blame my social scarring and sordid past.
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Well the video is supposed to elicit a reaction about gang violence. I just don't understand how 2 minutes of that video can give anyone a headache.
I didn't get a headache, I just got pissed.
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psn: KupoZero
FOR FUCK SAKES YOU PEOPLE
also the jackets are hot, i would like one
then i could pretend i'm a cool french club kid
Also, am I the only one that the symbol looked like a polygonal wang at first? I thought it fitting since the kids were dick.
It was like a Tetris Penis. Stick it in the slot and get a tetris!
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
it's just Justice's logo-thing... from the cover of their album (cross)... the name of the album is that symbol
Yeah I figured that out after it got to a close up. Also, I'm gonna go back on topic.
Any other suggestions for alternate music for Tank and/or Witch? Yakety Sax is funny, but I'd prefer something in keeping with the mood, just not fucking frightening.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero