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HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
I DIDN'T MEAN TO D:

I didn't even see Elki's post

I fear I have wasted this [chat]portunity, so I am opening this title for suggestions

you may begin your horrific feeding frenzy

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Santa [chat]

    is coming to get you :D

    Greeper on
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    This either involves rape or turds.

    But how did she react?

    I meant bed. She made a "haha, this is like something out of 40 year old virgin" when it came to my models. She thought my Gorillaz action figure thing was awesome, and liked my movies...

    She was very amused by the fact that my friend was playing WoW.

    Some chicks dig the stealth nerd kind of guy.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    [Chat] Captor Sakura

    Res on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I DIDN'T MEAN TO D:

    I didn't even see Elki's post

    I fear I have wasted this [chat]portunity, so I am opening this title for suggestions

    you may begin your horrific feeding frenzy

    But see you're being sincere about your awful [chat] so nobody will make you feel bad about it.

    It's not like you're all "HAY LOOKA AT MY BEST ]CHAT}!" and then posting a link to Hamsterdance.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just spent the last two hours staring at code trying to figure out why the values i was getting were so messed up and it turns out I was setting a variable back to zero in the wrong place.

    My brain hurts.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My doggie is having trouble with her hips tonight. Hippie problems.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I DIDN'T MEAN TO D:

    I didn't even see Elki's post

    I fear I have wasted this [chat]portunity, so I am opening this title for suggestions

    you may begin your horrific feeding frenzy

    But see you're being sincere about your awful [chat] so nobody will make you feel bad about it.

    It's not like you're all "HAY LOOKA AT MY BEST ]CHAT}!" and then posting a link to Hamsterdance.

    I kind of panicked when the last one got locked and I realized I had it

    because I am watching Chuck now, you see, and I am distracted

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I DIDN'T MEAN TO D:

    I didn't even see Elki's post

    I fear I have wasted this [chat]portunity, so I am opening this title for suggestions

    you may begin your horrific feeding frenzy

    But see you're being sincere about your awful [chat] so nobody will make you feel bad about it.

    It's not like you're all "HAY LOOKA AT MY BEST ]CHAT}!" and then posting a link to Hamsterdance.

    I kind of panicked when the last one got locked and I realized I had it

    because I am watching Chuck now, you see, and I am distracted

    That show always looked kind of annoying. I haven't actually watched it though. Maybe I should.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Chuck dies at the end.

    Next episode is Chuck vs. the Funeral.

    Okay? Done now?

    Greeper on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You bastard it is funny and lovably nerdy

    And Adam Baldwin is in it doing what he does best, which is being a badass

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Chuck dies at the end.

    Next episode is Chuck vs. the Funeral.

    Okay? Done now?

    Sounds like a sequel to that crappy Tom Hanks movie.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have aced two of my midterms and just finished the paper that's due tomorrow (except footnotes) in the midst of hands down awesome Canadian politics going on in the background the entire time. One more midterm on Thursday and this week will go down in history as the best weeks ever.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have aced two of my midterms and just finished the paper that's due tomorrow (except footnotes) in the midst of hands down awesome Canadian politics going on in the background the entire time. One more midterm on Thursday and this week will go down in history as the best weeks ever.

    nintendo went out of business. They're no longer selling donuts in 12 states. The terminators have taken over. Voldemort's back. Nobody watches the watchmen and your grandmother's dead.

    edit: And sauron has the ring.

    Greeper on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have aced two of my midterms and just finished the paper that's due tomorrow (except footnotes) in the midst of hands down awesome Canadian politics going on in the background the entire time. One more midterm on Thursday and this week will go down in history as the best weeks ever.

    nintendo went out of business. They're no longer selling donuts in 12 states. The terminators have taken over. Voldemort's back. Nobody watches the watchmen and your grandmother's dead.

    edit: And sauron has the ring.

    What are you, John McCain, killer of Hope?

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    And sauron has the ring.

    Yeah but Obamus Prime still knocked him out in three rounds.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have aced two of my midterms and just finished the paper that's due tomorrow (except footnotes) in the midst of hands down awesome Canadian politics going on in the background the entire time. One more midterm on Thursday and this week will go down in history as the best weeks ever.

    nintendo went out of business. They're no longer selling donuts in 12 states. The terminators have taken over. Voldemort's back. Nobody watches the watchmen and your grandmother's dead.

    edit: And sauron has the ring.

    What are you, John McCain, killer of Hope?

    Oh yeah, about the election...

    Greeper on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have aced two of my midterms and just finished the paper that's due tomorrow (except footnotes) in the midst of hands down awesome Canadian politics going on in the background the entire time. One more midterm on Thursday and this week will go down in history as the best weeks ever.

    nintendo went out of business. They're no longer selling donuts in 12 states. The terminators have taken over. Voldemort's back. Nobody watches the watchmen and your grandmother's dead.

    edit: And sauron has the ring.

    What are you, John McCain, killer of Hope?

    Oh yeah, about the election...

    D:

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Why don't we have a Matrix of Leadership? Every inauguration should end with the new President holding up a giant ball of glowing energy while power metal plays in the background.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Some chicks dig the stealth nerd kind of guy.

    I think she's a bit of a stealth nerd herself. I think things are going well. We spent two hours talking like it was 20 minutes.

    Inquisitor on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Greeper you are a mean person.

    I bet you secretly conduct all sorts of greeping-like activities.

    Res on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You bastard it is funny and lovably nerdy

    And Adam Baldwin is in it doing what he does best, which is being a badass

    Adam Baldwin is a man amongst men.

    Inquisitor on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Greeper you are a mean person.

    I bet you secretly conduct all sorts of greeping-like activities.

    Found out.

    Yeah, I greep around, occasionally.

    With your mother/girlfriend/wife/significant other.

    I guess I made some pretty terrible assumptions about your gender and orientation in that last line. I'd apologize, but...

    Greeper on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i feel horribly sick all of a sudden

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I vote for

    [Chat] 4 Dead

    alternatively

    Left 4 [Chat]

    Gooey on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    I vote for

    [Chat] 4 Dead

    alternatively

    Left 4 [Chat]

    I can't wait for college to be over so I can tear it up with you guys.

    Inquisitor on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    [Chat]imus Prime: You got the touch!

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Greeper you are a mean person.

    I bet you secretly conduct all sorts of greeping-like activities.

    Found out.

    Yeah, I greep around, occasionally.

    With your mother/girlfriend/wife/significant other.

    I guess I made some pretty terrible assumptions about your gender and orientation in that last line. I'd apologize, but...

    ...but, you included "significant other" which covers all genders and orientations thus rendering the apology needless?

    Res on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aegis wrote: »
    I have aced two of my midterms and just finished the paper that's due tomorrow (except footnotes) in the midst of hands down awesome Canadian politics going on in the background the entire time. One more midterm on Thursday and this week will go down in history as the best weeks ever.

    I had that the week Obama won. 95 on a midterm, bunch of papers back in another class that were all in the nineties... then starting like 2 weeks ago I've had exactly the opposite. less school related and more a specific feeling of things not clicking and no good school news (not any bad either, just... nothing. I felt like I was on hold).

    weird. Trying to fight my way out of it.

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Greeper you are a mean person.

    I bet you secretly conduct all sorts of greeping-like activities.

    Found out.

    Yeah, I greep around, occasionally.

    With your mother/girlfriend/wife/significant other.

    I guess I made some pretty terrible assumptions about your gender and orientation in that last line. I'd apologize, but...

    ...but, you included "significant other" which covers all genders and orientations thus rendering the apology needless?

    Yeah, but I sort of half-assed it.

    It was an afterthought, like, part of the apology.

    Hard to express that through text, but that's how it was.

    Greeper on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Now that things suddenly seem to be going really well with this girl I feel kinda weird about texting an ex of mine yesterday to meet up and patch things up...

    God dammit life.

    Inquisitor on
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Now that things suddenly seem to be going really well with this girl I feel kinda weird about texting an ex of mine yesterday to meet up and patch things up...

    God dammit life.

    Well, don't.

    Greeper on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Now that things suddenly seem to be going really well with this girl I feel kinda weird about texting an ex of mine yesterday to meet up and patch things up...

    God dammit life.

    I solved this problem by completely ignoring my ex's existence and cuddling up to the rift between us like a soft wool blanket.

    Kilroy on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    gonna go lay in bed and whine for a few hours. later chat.

    Variable on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh it's Kilroy.

    I guess he was here.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Greeper wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Now that things suddenly seem to be going really well with this girl I feel kinda weird about texting an ex of mine yesterday to meet up and patch things up...

    God dammit life.

    Well, don't.

    I mean seriously. You're not going out with anyone, so explore all the options you have.

    Greeper on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if i were a booooooy
    i think i could understaaaaaand

    MikeMan on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Now that things suddenly seem to be going really well with this girl I feel kinda weird about texting an ex of mine yesterday to meet up and patch things up...

    God dammit life.

    I solved this problem by completely ignoring my ex's existence and cuddling up to the rift between us like a soft wool blanket.

    Like, we became ex's just because we drifted apart due to some silly outside factors. Like, I feel bad that I just let things fall apart with no real explanation. It wasn't a bad break or anything it just...ended.

    I'd be loathe to just fall out of communication with her again.

    Inquisitor on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey guys is there anything more satisfying than kettle chips?

    The answer is no there isn't. Man I'm awesome at debate.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Now that things suddenly seem to be going really well with this girl I feel kinda weird about texting an ex of mine yesterday to meet up and patch things up...

    God dammit life.

    I solved this problem by completely ignoring my ex's existence and cuddling up to the rift between us like a soft wool blanket.

    Like, we became ex's just because we drifted apart due to some silly outside factors. Like, I feel bad that I just let things fall apart with no real explanation. It wasn't a bad break or anything it just...ended.

    I'd be loathe to just fall out of communication with her again.

    Ah, I can respect that.

    Kilroy on
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh lolcats. you never fail to amuse.

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