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Magic Sword Kings [Elemenstor Mini-Phalla] - GAME OVER - Evil wins!

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I believe you mean cockypoop.
    A terrible thing to find out on the stoop.

    Darkewolfe on
    What is this I don't even.
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !retract Emperor vote for the_dagon

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The vote! Has it not closed upon us, hats flying in the wind??

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aye think that it haz.

    yes?

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Maibei?

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    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    tsk tsk.

    it's maibee.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's "itz".

    Portund 1 - Ithbarg 0

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Poortonned

    bah.

    Aye give up.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    :lol:

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    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ((Serious Flowers for Algernon flashbacks, guys! so depressing! I almost hope the assassins off you, Of Mice and Men style))

    Hey lonelyahava, want to talk about the bunnies again??

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Arr their Runny babbits to bee had?

    ((flowers for algernon? how so?))

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Echo!

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    (echo... echo... [tiny]echo...[/tiny])

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    *pokes the delro*

    ecko?

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    xbla_ecco.png

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    delrow row row yur bote.....

    Ewe winn the eve.

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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "You're a dolphin. Aliens stole your family. You have the powers to swim, see things with sound, and swim faster. Go get 'em!"

    We need an Ecco phalla, where the village is a pod of dolphins and the mafia are evil aliens of the abducting kind.

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    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    Is vote close back to 6pm PST today?

    any votes issued after 6pm are not counted in tonight's results.. reading thread now.. hopefully starting tomorrow results will be posted closer to 6pm

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    !Emperor vote for The_Dagon

    Our people are strong, our blades are sharp,
    The_Dagon has been hiding bodies under a tarp?

    Darkewolfe.. being from Kelembad, you don't have an emperor vote (you have a king vote)... additionally, your emperor vote was different from your regular vote? They all get tallied into the same total..

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ewe so shuld runn that falla, delrow row row yur bote.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    Is vote close back to 6pm PST today?

    any votes issued after 6pm are not counted in tonight's results.. reading thread now.. hopefully starting tomorrow results will be posted closer to 6pm

    Wait...does this mean that today's results are going to be posted tomorrow?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aye hoap knot.

    Aye really hoap knot.

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    weatheredclownweatheredclown Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Day 3
    Another day of debate as only politicians and diplomats can. In the end, the votes were cast and the decision was made. The group would execute Grand Chief Itemstrator The Reflection. It would seem that the threat of the Item Guild was not believed. How could someone from The Land of Thrown Fish reach such an esteemed office. Something about him didn't seem to ring quite true, especially his claims to have been the one to invent his position. As they brought him to the front of the room to face his fate, he began spewing threats. So-and-so Item Death Squad. Such-and-such law violation. Even as they put the noose around his neck he was spouting unspeakable consequences; only silenced when the rope snapped taut.

    That night, the remaining delegates slept quite fitfully. All but a few. A few needed no sleep, for they were not true delegates, but something else. Something aweful. Something evil. The other delegate to get no sleep would never sleep again. TheLawinator was discovered the next morning... all over the walls.

    Also in the morning, when suspicious characters began asking questions around the Ronardian Palace, they were apprehended by palace guards. They were members of the item guild, looking for the Grand Chief Itemstrator, who had gone missing. It seems as though The Reflection was also who he claimed. There would probably be repercussions for this, but for now the combined might of the Kings Council would be plenty to keep the delegates safe. It now time for another day of debate.

    Deaths
    * TheLawinator - The Land of Thrown Fish - something tore him to bits
    * The_Reflection - The Land of Thrown Fish - "voted out"

    Commerce
    * A search of The_Reflection's body and belongings turns up that his delicious coconut was now nowhere to be found
    * Wildcat got a sack of "Epic" mud
    * The MagicMan is titled "Mr. Wobblesnapper: Lord of Walrus-Titty, Purveyor of the icki-icki-icki-F'TANG" by jackisreal
    * In a round of tense negotiations over lunch, The Dagon got "M'tnemllo's Eye" from jackisreal. Unfortunately, in the morning, this appeared to be gone as well.

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    "Remember, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people with inquisitive minds."
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kime voted against me before he died because I rhymed. Darkewolfe rhymes. By the transitive property, Kime might have, in the future voted for Darkewolfe. Then Kime died. A compelling argument? I have no idea.

    For now, !Emperor vote Darkewolfe
    If The_Dagon was a lilysnapper, he probably would have snapped my lily for speaking out against him...still uncomfortable with his shark. But the man who gave it to him is dead?

    OFF TO THE DREAMLANDS!

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killing me is dumb, why you be dumb now?

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    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ooOooOOoOOo

    Just for the record, I really did invent that page

    OOooooOOoOOoo

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ep'c m'd! Wh' w'll b'y m'y' ep'c m'd?

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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Poor fishes.

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    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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    delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is there even an Item Law against murdering the Grand Chief Itemstrator? It would seem to me to be one of their preferred methods of promotion.

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Hold on, have we completely failed to hit anything but innocents so far? Do we have any networks sneaking around yet? I still haven't figured out how to get into networks during phallas.
    Fiddle dee diddle dee dee.

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    What is this I don't even.
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    Rebel_BladeRebel_Blade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    According to the OP we should have one seer and one guardian... hopefully that seer is starting to build a network or something, 'else we're screwed

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    never mind
    revelations if I live

    maybe

    continue to boogie.

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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    am I misinformed? do we not have voting today?!?

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    E'r, !ab'ot'kin is a vote that is never wasted!

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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !Darkewolfe Hopefully I am right and you turn out to be the most evil of evil doers!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I tire of seeing innocents slain, and so I shall step forward and reveal my nature.

    I AM THE EMPEROR!
    Not the kind with the dark robe and the lightning--the kind that can make an Emperor vote (like a king vote) each day. Read through our past, and you will see that when I make an emperor vote, the All-Father-Clown does not question me, but when someone else mistakenly makes an emperor vote, they are reminded that they are not the emperor. I can also give titles, as has been seen in the narration from last night.

    So, See-er of truth, and if there should be a guardian of our cause, contact me! I'll put you in contact with each other's kerfloons.

    Let's get this donkey on the road!

    and, just to re-iterate: !Emperor vote Darkewolfe

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    KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !The Dagon, because all these items changing hands makes me nervous, and I kind of think that Jackisreal is more like Jackisnuts, but I'm not quite willing to put that to the test juuuust yet.

    On the other hand, I don't see any clear reason to vote anyone else, so it's RNG day 2, woo!

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    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
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    MagicManMagicMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well things have turned interesting....I don't even know what to think now...err !Darkewolfe?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    !The Dagon, because all these items changing hands makes me nervous, and I kind of think that Jackisreal is more like Jackisnuts, but I'm not quite willing to put that to the test juuuust yet.

    On the other hand, I don't see any clear reason to vote anyone else, so it's RNG day 2, woo!

    Do you refute my evidence!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT I HAVE SEEN WITH BLINDING SIGHT!?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    !Emperor vote for The_Dagon

    Our people are strong, our blades are sharp,
    The_Dagon has been hiding bodies under a tarp?
    you don't have an emperor vote (you have a king vote)

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