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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I keep telling myself to stop jerkin' it.

    But I don't listen to me.

    I haven't tonight, so I'm doing good I guess.

    Also I just went into the bathroom and caught myself shirtless in the mirror GOD I would kill for a cloning machine.

    Hottest makeouts.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    when i write an essay

    i double space

    after every couple

    words

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I used to really hate writing prose, but then I got to college and kinda found my "voice" (as stupid-enabling-kids-movie as that sounds) and now I like it a lot more

    The whole "voice" thing has always been a problem for me. Whenever I'm writing I find I have to watch myself or I'll vacillate wildly between ultra-casual speech-pattern writing and extremely strict, overly-fancy shit that I managed to pick up reading terrible fantasy novels as a kid.

    What I really like about comics, though, is the play between the writer and the artist - I'm getting something illustrated now, and there is nothing quite as satisfying as seeing my ideas down on a page. Having that extra person in the process not only has the chance to improve your own work, but it slightly removes you from the finished product, which makes seeing it finished for the first time somewhat - and I hate to use the phrase, but there y'go - magical.

    I am currently working out some stuff with a couple artists, and I cannot fucking wait to have this experience.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    sometimes im chatting up a girl with the intent of asking her out and then for some reason i offer to hook her up with my friend kate because uhh

    Because she's a lezzie, or because she's a dude?

    Or is Kate a guy with terrible, terrible parents?

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I keep telling myself to stop jerkin' it.

    But I don't listen to me.

    I haven't tonight, so I'm doing good I guess.

    Also I just went into the bathroom and caught myself shirtless in the mirror GOD I would kill for a cloning machine.

    Hottest makeouts.

    Tell me more...

    McCly on
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Listen I turn 18 in less than 2 weeks.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If I were Chico and I knew where Chico's cock had been, I would be in no way shape or form excited to put the member in my mouth.

    Also if I were chico I would have to lose weight so I could see my feet let alone find my genitals in the growing, cascading mounds of jellyflesh.

    God will help me.

    He will protect me from the pestilence and he will allow me to part my flab like the Red Sea.

    Huge king chico now spends his days shoving twinkies into his navel yelling, "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I used to really hate writing prose, but then I got to college and kinda found my "voice" (as stupid-enabling-kids-movie as that sounds) and now I like it a lot more

    The whole "voice" thing has always been a problem for me. Whenever I'm writing I find I have to watch myself or I'll vacillate wildly between ultra-casual speech-pattern writing and extremely strict, overly-fancy shit that I managed to pick up reading terrible fantasy novels as a kid.

    My mother taught me to speak correctly, so I have no problem writing casually in an academically appropriate style unless I'm tired. When I'm tired I forget words and everything falls apart without precise diction.

    Considering where I grew up, it's a wonder I manage to communicate as well as I do.

    That's a pretty lame excuse, unless you grew up somewhere that doesn't have educational television and proper books.

    It wasn't an excuse, just an aside - I actually consider myself a fairly decent communicator. I'm just far better at writing dialogue and narration than I am at straight-up prose, because I enjoy using off-beat colloquialisms and having a clear concept of the character's voice and personality. Writing "dry" as it were, just isn't my strongest suit.

    That just means you're a shitty writer.

    Also, no one will ever love you.

    Y'know, normally I'm the first one to call myself shitty, but I'm just not feeling it at the moment.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    sometimes im chatting up a girl with the intent of asking her out and then for some reason i offer to hook her up with my friend kate because uhh

    Because she's a lezzie, or because she's a dude?

    Or is Kate a guy with terrible, terrible parents?

    kate is a girl

    the other girls are also girls

    maybe a bit bi curious i dont know

    i would totally hook up with kate if i were a girl

    Kovak on
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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I keep telling myself to stop jerkin' it.

    But I don't listen to me.

    I haven't tonight, so I'm doing good I guess.

    Also I just went into the bathroom and caught myself shirtless in the mirror GOD I would kill for a cloning machine.

    Hottest makeouts.

    Haha.

    You know, I haven't for almost four days now. This is highly unusual and I will ensure that when I do, I have at least a dozen tissues on hand (a ha ha).

    *rubs chin*

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I used to really hate writing prose, but then I got to college and kinda found my "voice" (as stupid-enabling-kids-movie as that sounds) and now I like it a lot more

    The whole "voice" thing has always been a problem for me. Whenever I'm writing I find I have to watch myself or I'll vacillate wildly between ultra-casual speech-pattern writing and extremely strict, overly-fancy shit that I managed to pick up reading terrible fantasy novels as a kid.

    What I really like about comics, though, is the play between the writer and the artist - I'm getting something illustrated now, and there is nothing quite as satisfying as seeing my ideas down on a page. Having that extra person in the process not only has the chance to improve your own work, but it slightly removes you from the finished product, which makes seeing it finished for the first time somewhat - and I hate to use the phrase, but there y'go - magical.

    I am currently working out some stuff with a couple artists, and I cannot fucking wait to have this experience.

    Good luck, man.

    I really lucked out on the guy I'm working with right now - he's goddamned fantastic. It is seriously the best damned feeling to see your brain-babies come back to you fully formed and actually pleasant to look at.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If I were Chico and I knew where Chico's cock had been, I would be in no way shape or form excited to put the member in my mouth.

    Also if I were chico I would have to lose weight so I could see my feet let alone find my genitals in the growing, cascading mounds of jellyflesh.

    God will help me.

    He will protect me from the pestilence and he will allow me to part my flab like the Red Sea.

    Huge king chico now spends his days shoving twinkies into his navel yelling, "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

    I AM AN AGENT OF THE LORD.

    HE HAS BESTOWED UPON ME MANY GREAT POWERS!

    WATCH AS I TURN THIS SMALL AND LIMP SERPENT INTO A SLIGHTLY LARGER AND FIRMER STAFF!

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I mean, I've been getting off.

    I just also do it myself later on, usually.

    I think I have a problem.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have no regrets!

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sometimes im chatting up a girl with the intent of asking her out and then for some reason i offer to hook her up with my friend kate because uhh

    Because she's a lezzie, or because she's a dude?

    Or is Kate a guy with terrible, terrible parents?

    kate is a girl

    the other girls are also girls

    maybe a bit bi curious i dont know

    i would totally hook up with kate if i were a girl

    So you've never talked to a hot chick for an hour before you realized she was a scrawny teenaged boy in need of a haircut?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If I were Chico and I knew where Chico's cock had been, I would be in no way shape or form excited to put the member in my mouth.

    Also if I were chico I would have to lose weight so I could see my feet let alone find my genitals in the growing, cascading mounds of jellyflesh.

    God will help me.

    He will protect me from the pestilence and he will allow me to part my flab like the Red Sea.

    Huge king chico now spends his days shoving twinkies into his navel yelling, "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

    I AM AN AGENT OF THE LORD.

    HE HAS BESTOWED UPON ME MANY GREAT POWERS!

    WATCH AS I TURN THIS SMALL AND LIMP SERPENT INTO A SLIGHTLY LARGER AND FIRMER STAFF!

    Look! His slightly larger staff is eating all of the Pharaoh's prophets' slightly larger staffs!

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sometimes im chatting up a girl with the intent of asking her out and then for some reason i offer to hook her up with my friend kate because uhh

    Because she's a lezzie, or because she's a dude?

    Or is Kate a guy with terrible, terrible parents?

    kate is a girl

    the other girls are also girls

    maybe a bit bi curious i dont know

    i would totally hook up with kate if i were a girl

    So you've never talked to a hot chick for an hour before you realized she was a scrawny teenaged boy in need of a haircut?

    god that would be so hot

    Kovak on
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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I used to really hate writing prose, but then I got to college and kinda found my "voice" (as stupid-enabling-kids-movie as that sounds) and now I like it a lot more

    The whole "voice" thing has always been a problem for me. Whenever I'm writing I find I have to watch myself or I'll vacillate wildly between ultra-casual speech-pattern writing and extremely strict, overly-fancy shit that I managed to pick up reading terrible fantasy novels as a kid.

    My mother taught me to speak correctly, so I have no problem writing casually in an academically appropriate style unless I'm tired. When I'm tired I forget words and everything falls apart without precise diction.

    Considering where I grew up, it's a wonder I manage to communicate as well as I do.

    That's a pretty lame excuse, unless you grew up somewhere that doesn't have educational television and proper books.

    It wasn't an excuse, just an aside - I actually consider myself a fairly decent communicator. I'm just far better at writing dialogue and narration than I am at straight-up prose, because I enjoy using off-beat colloquialisms and having a clear concept of the character's voice and personality. Writing "dry" as it were, just isn't my strongest suit.

    That just means you're a shitty writer.

    Also, no one will ever love you.

    Y'know, normally I'm the first one to call myself shitty, but I'm just not feeling it at the moment.

    That just means you're also deluded.

    laughingfuzzball on
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    I used to really hate writing prose, but then I got to college and kinda found my "voice" (as stupid-enabling-kids-movie as that sounds) and now I like it a lot more

    The whole "voice" thing has always been a problem for me. Whenever I'm writing I find I have to watch myself or I'll vacillate wildly between ultra-casual speech-pattern writing and extremely strict, overly-fancy shit that I managed to pick up reading terrible fantasy novels as a kid.

    My mother taught me to speak correctly, so I have no problem writing casually in an academically appropriate style unless I'm tired. When I'm tired I forget words and everything falls apart without precise diction.

    Considering where I grew up, it's a wonder I manage to communicate as well as I do.

    That's a pretty lame excuse, unless you grew up somewhere that doesn't have educational television and proper books.

    It wasn't an excuse, just an aside - I actually consider myself a fairly decent communicator. I'm just far better at writing dialogue and narration than I am at straight-up prose, because I enjoy using off-beat colloquialisms and having a clear concept of the character's voice and personality. Writing "dry" as it were, just isn't my strongest suit.

    That just means you're a shitty writer.

    Also, no one will ever love you.

    Y'know, normally I'm the first one to call myself shitty, but I'm just not feeling it at the moment.

    That just means you're also deluded.

    Oh god, you're right! I'm a...

    ... Nope. It's just not working for me. We can try again tomorrow, if you want, though.

    DE?AD on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I read all about the Twilight series on Wikipedia out of morbid curiosity

    I kinda wish I could un-know things

    yeah

    that'd be nice

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Haha I did that too, Viv.

    It's OK.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LIKE OH MY GOD WASN'T IT AMAZING? SOOOOO GOOD OMG. I LOVE IT.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I read all about the Twilight series on Wikipedia out of morbid curiosity

    I kinda wish I could un-know things

    yeah

    that'd be nice

    Hopefully your secret santa will see this before they go out and spend a lot of money on your gift.

    A brick and a can-do attitude will grant your Christmas wish!

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The plot to Twilight is basically the plot to every story involving vampires ever, only more shitty.

    Hacksaw on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    It's like Bram Stoker got lost in a hot topic.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    More like Bam Stroker.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I want vampires, I'll read some I Am Legend. For everything else, there's Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The plot to Twilight is basically the plot to every story involving vampires ever, only more shitty.

    SPEAKETH NO ILL OF BUFFY, CRETIN

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    If I want vampires, I'll go watch Pirates of the Carribean and pretend that anyone wearing eyeliner is actually a vampire.

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    More like Bam Stroker.

    Bam!

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I want vampires, I'll go watch Pirates of the Carribean and pretend that anyone wearing eyeliner is actually a vampire.

    So, what, everyone?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The plot to Twilight is basically the plot to every story involving vampires ever, only more shitty.

    SPEAKETH NO ILL OF BUFFY, CRETIN
    You mean that movie with Rutger Hauer and Luke Perry?

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The plot to Twilight is basically the plot to every story involving vampires ever, only more shitty.

    SPEAKETH NO ILL OF BUFFY, CRETIN

    For real.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just had some kind of epiphany.

    I want to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo.

    Or a Galactic Empire one.

    Either way I'm not doing it right now I can work out what and where later.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    If I want vampires, I'll go watch Pirates of the Carribean and pretend that anyone wearing eyeliner is actually a vampire.

    So, what, everyone?

    I also like to pretend that Nicholas Cage's movie are all part of the same world where Nicholas Cage is a vampire that can't act and also is dumb.

    I spent three weeks trying to straighten out the cannon from Con-air to Wickerman!

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    The plot to Twilight is basically the plot to every story involving vampires ever, only more shitty.

    SPEAKETH NO ILL OF BUFFY, CRETIN

    For real.
    Also Angel.

    Especially Puppet Angel.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFmQSc5lN9Q&feature=related

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i realized today that i believe the porn industry most closely matches what neocons want the economy to be like

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I just had some kind of epiphany.

    I want to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo.

    Or a Galactic Empire one.

    Either way I'm not doing it right now I can work out what and where later.

    Get both. Put them anywhere (arms, thighs, arse cheeks, balls, ear lobes, etc.). Just make their positioning symmetrical.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I just had some kind of epiphany.

    I want to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo.

    Or a Galactic Empire one.

    Either way I'm not doing it right now I can work out what and where later.

    A friend of mine has an Alliance one on his forearm. It looks cool, but I could never get a tattoo.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I just had some kind of epiphany.

    I want to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo.

    Or a Galactic Empire one.

    Either way I'm not doing it right now I can work out what and where later.

    and when that time comes this thread will happen again, will it?

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