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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I get both no one will be able to figure out my affiliation and that will be trouble.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    get a tattoo of the rebel alliance thing

    on top of a get this

    a

    pot leaf

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    How about a combination of a pot leaf and the rebel alliance symbol.

    And I'll get it right above the base of my penis.

    So you can see it up close.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I just had some kind of epiphany.

    I want to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo.

    Or a Galactic Empire one.

    Either way I'm not doing it right now I can work out what and where later.

    and when that time comes this thread will happen again, will it?

    I didn't realize that Viv was such a stickler for the Mandalorian faction in Star Wars.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    If I get both no one will be able to figure out my affiliation and that will be trouble.

    One on the back of your hand, the other in your palm.

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    If I get both no one will be able to figure out my affiliation and that will be trouble.

    You can be like Two-Face in Batman Forever. Sugar and Spice. Symmetry right there, my friend. Pure, beautiful symmetry.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you fist with the empire

    but jerk off with the republic

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    If I get both no one will be able to figure out my affiliation and that will be trouble.

    You can be like Two-Face in Batman Forever. Sugar and Spice. Symmetry right there, my friend. Pure, beautiful symmetry.

    Don't speak of that travesty.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I just had some kind of epiphany.

    I want to get a Rebel Alliance tattoo.

    Or a Galactic Empire one.

    Either way I'm not doing it right now I can work out what and where later.

    and when that time comes this thread will happen again, will it?

    I didn't realize that Viv was such a stickler for the Mandalorian faction in Star Wars.

    Holy shit.

    Mandalorian...

    Nah I couldn't get that.

    There is no way.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves Boba Fett himself will come to your house and break a foot off in your ass if you get that tatoo.

    Mandalorians don't fuck around.

    They are like if the crips and bloods had a hate baby...in space.

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    If I get both no one will be able to figure out my affiliation and that will be trouble.

    You can be like Two-Face in Batman Forever. Sugar and Spice. Symmetry right there, my friend. Pure, beautiful symmetry.

    Don't speak of that travesty.

    Batman and Robin.

    MR. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.
    I do believe that I may have just made an online enemy for life.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I know.

    I was thinking "Man I don't know anyone badass enough to get that shit."

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    There was one.

    Andrew Jackson.

    And he's dead, Graves.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i hate andrew jackson so much

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    And that is why you fail.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What if I train for like 10 years, then get the tattoo and meditate.

    Be all "I sense your presence, bounty hunter. I have been waiting."

    Then I'd look like a pussy hippy before I died I guess.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    If I get both no one will be able to figure out my affiliation and that will be trouble.

    You can be like Two-Face in Batman Forever. Sugar and Spice. Symmetry right there, my friend. Pure, beautiful symmetry.

    Don't speak of that travesty.

    Batman and Robin.

    MR. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE.
    I do believe that I may have just made an online enemy for life.

    Batman The ANimated Series got me so pumped to see Two Face in Batman Forever.

    Holy shit that was so stupid, and the film really just became all about the Riddler. Two Face may as well have not even been in it.

    But it all worked out, in the long run.

    Two-face.jpg

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Two-face should not have been in it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Every ten years you train is ten years that Boba Fett has already trained after seeing his father get his head cut off by by a laser sword in a gang-war.

    You are so far behind the only way to catch up is to travel back in time and murder your father.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well good thing I don't want the tattoo, then!

    I couldn't pull it off.

    And I don't think I'm clean cut enough to wear Imperial markings.

    That shit is organized as fuck.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So, I've been talking to this girl who comes into my work, right?

    Well, I go to hang out with her tonight, and she's all up on me.

    Then she mentions the fact that her last boyfriend hated her job. So I ask what she does.

    She looked a little worried, then says "I'm a high class escort."

    Do I abort y/n

    On one hand she talked about how to give the perfect blowjob. On the other, hooker.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well like.

    Isn't that like having a girl that works at Dunkin Donuts and gives you free coffee?

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Either way you will have made a terrible mistake.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    So, I've been talking to this girl who comes into my work, right?

    Well, I go to hang out with her tonight, and she's all up on me.

    Then she mentions the fact that her last boyfriend hated her job. So I ask what she does.

    She looked a little worried, then says "I'm a high class escort."

    Do I abort y/n

    On one hand she talked about how to give the perfect blowjob. On the other, hooker.

    HIGH CLASS ESCORT

    What are you waiting for?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Mons what the fuck is up with you and these weird ass woman problems?

    You are like a self-contained H/A Negaverse, where the crazy bitches are all out to fuck you.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    monsterror wrote: »
    So, I've been talking to this girl who comes into my work, right?

    Well, I go to hang out with her tonight, and she's all up on me.

    Then she mentions the fact that her last boyfriend hated her job. So I ask what she does.

    She looked a little worried, then says "I'm a high class escort."

    Do I abort y/n

    On one hand she talked about how to give the perfect blowjob. On the other, hooker.

    HIGH CLASS ESCORT

    What are you waiting for?

    Yes. Push comes to shove, just think "I saved myself...fifty dollars!"

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think I may need to stop getting numbers from girls who come in to my headshop and buy drug related objects.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Get with her.

    Then don't get with her.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That was kind of the plan, yes, Graves.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I guess I could try and call the girl that I met at a friends house.

    Chick had a cleavage piercing.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Cleavage. Piercing.

    These words. They do not belong together.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It was muy caliente, though.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am wary.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    It was muy caliente, though.

    Your judgment. I am not trusting it.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cleavage. Piercing.

    These words. They do not belong together.

    I've heard a horrible story regarding those two things.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Someone go GIS cleavage piercing.

    I'm not linking it for fear of nsfw.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    Chick had a cleavage piercing.

    I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am not down with the cleavage piercing because that's just like those spikes they put on the edges of buildings so birds won't land there.

    Except that's where my dick can't land.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think a therapist might have something to say about the list of people I've slept with.

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