I mean you don't have a game that stops for lunch and tea do you?
we have a game where when a dude ruptures a spleen, he kinda walks it off and keeps playing
we do have one where we stretch and go get beer about 2/3rds the way through
"Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game."
I mean you don't have a game that stops for lunch and tea do you?
we have a game where when a dude ruptures a spleen, he kinda walks it off and keeps playing
we do have one where we stretch and go get beer about 2/3rds the way through
"Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game."
What the fuck that boy ain't right.
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edited December 2008
I also hate talking about sport
as well as the beach, most beer, steak, thongs, prawns
Australians of SE++, should I move to Perth for school? Or does it suck.
Well it's a beautiful city, UWA is a really nice campus if you're going there. Not a huge amount of social life in the city in general but if you join a couple of clubs at uni you'll have access to more loose women and cheap beer than you know what to do with.
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Satans..... hints.....
that all you got?
you ever been speared by a 280 lb guy that runs the 100 yard dash in 10 seconds?
hang on and i'll get some union clips. that's the one where when you get tackled, the other guys don't get off you
how's about you watch a few pro football games and then cry at your faggy little rugby vaginas
YOU ARE BEHAVING LIKE FUCKING BABIES
(anyway you can't call any of those things football cause they're clearly using their hands)
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
America is great is what Pip is saying.
i guess the only reason they wear helmets is that they're worried they'll fall off their tricycles on the way home
severe brain damage and neck injuries
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
no
From falling off their tricycles
Faggotry is still rampart.
Satans..... hints.....
god you're gay
ha ha ha ha
do you mean rampant?
a rampart is a castle wall
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
You tell me a game more dangerous than one you can drive a little cart around drunk off your ass.
"Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game."
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It's impenetrable.
Except in the butt.
Satans..... hints.....
man have you played indoor cricket?
that sport is responsible for more broken teeth and fingers than the mafia
oh no
Go easy on him, he's an engineer, not a wordsmith
look it might not turn you upside-down and plummet you spine-first toward the ground, but they don't call a cricket ball a six-stitcher for nothing
is it because it has six stitches?
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yes
with your cock
See L|ama's Buck Shelford comment, above.
Dude was hard as rocks.
What the fuck that boy ain't right.
as well as the beach, most beer, steak, thongs, prawns
I am the worst australian
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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Did it to free it up for the breeze.
Satans..... hints.....
Now why the fuck would you want to do that for?
Well it's a beautiful city, UWA is a really nice campus if you're going there. Not a huge amount of social life in the city in general but if you join a couple of clubs at uni you'll have access to more loose women and cheap beer than you know what to do with.