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Missed oppurtunities and reasons to hate yourself

The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You giant pussy.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pussy

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yusss I know this

    better do better than that sissygirl

    I wanna feel some tears down these cheeks

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, you should hate yourself for that

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BLACK HUNTER YOU MAN UP NEXT TIME AND YOU PUT YOUR GOD DAMN HAND ON HER FUCKING BOOB OR YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO OUTSIDE AND CUT OFF YOUR DAMN PEEPEE

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One time I didn't invade Rome when I should've.

    It all went down hill from there, really.

    Got called back to Carthage eventually, and then got my shit pushed in by some punk kid named Scipio.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seriously though, maybe she only likes you as a friend and that would ruin everything, but in my experience someone telling you they had a really good time after is 100% indication of wanting HANDS ON GODDAMN FUCKING BOOBS

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I totally do not hate myself for turning down an opportunity to become a statutory rapist!

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Invite her over again

    This time tell her you want to slam her like a screen door

    She will be putty in your hands

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    I totally do not hate myself for turning down an opportunity to become a statutory rapist!

    Wait what

    she is almost a year older than me

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The trick is you sit beside her, move a bit closer, see if she minds, touch her on the arm briefly, see if she minds, if she touches back in similar ways keep upping the antie, if you see an excuse to whisper about something whisper it really close in her ear and see if she flinches or not. If she lets you talk real close in her ear you are looking pretty good.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    black hunters weekly cryfest

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If she really does dig you, then she'll probably give you more than one crack at her pussy.

    If she doesn't dig you, then she wouldn't have let you take a crack at her pussy anyway.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, this is going into real familiar territory. I'm going to give you some advice. Shut the fuck up, you whiny douche.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If she really does dig you, then she'll probably give you more than one crack at her pussy.

    If she doesn't dig you, then she wouldn't have let you take a crack at her pussy anyway.

    True, but all the while there are other dudes in other areas slowly encroaching, waiting, listening. She will only fend them off for so long. Men are godamn circling sharks.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    In other news, I recently bought an aquarium and I'm getting married next year.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    black hunters weekly cryfest

    Every saturday I hook the shaker straight to me eyes and sook enough to render an entire continent useless for cultivation

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If she really does dig you, then she'll probably give you more than one crack at her pussy.

    If she doesn't dig you, then she wouldn't have let you take a crack at her pussy anyway.

    Quit being so supportive, that's not funny.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Whew, been there. You should, you know, man up and say something, or you will go on this way forever until you find she has found herself a boyfriend and you were dumb and blew it.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    black hunters weekly cryfest

    Every saturday I hook the shaker straight to me eyes and sook enough to render an entire continent useless for cultivation

    but only the continent of australia, which counts for close to nothing

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait, please tell me you were at least giving her booze.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You should ask her to watch you jerk off.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey, do you wanna come over and watch me jerk off?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    In other news, I recently bought an aquarium and I'm getting married next year.

    Aww shit yeah

    What kind of aquarium you gonna be rocking? Rip it up with some tropical fish or?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait, please tell me you were at least giving her booze.

    don't do this

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, it'll be sort of like Guitar Hero.

    Only my dick will be out and you will be watching me stroke it.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hey, do you wanna come over and watch me jerk off?

    Yeah, a little.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait, please tell me you were at least giving her booze.

    don't do this

    don't do what? him or me?

    Don't give her booze?

    Don't tellhim to give her booze?

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    In other news, I recently bought an aquarium and I'm getting married next year.

    Aww shit yeah

    What kind of aquarium you gonna be rocking? Rip it up with some tropical fish or?

    Yes sir, 54 litres of tiny tropical fish and maybe some shrimps. And a skull of course. Gotta have skull.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My little brother is addicted to tropical fish. Has like, four giant aquariums.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Get some eels, or a really big fish.

    I'd rather have one giant fish than aquaria generica

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait, please tell me you were at least giving her booze.

    don't do this

    don't do what? him or me?

    Don't give her booze?

    Don't tellhim to give her booze?

    both of you, don't rape through alcohol.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    give her so much booze and rape her till she can't stand

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pssh...Booze just lubricates the decision making process.

    Been plenty of girls I didn't think all that much of until I was drunk. I didn't consider it rape.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    give me the booze, and then rape her

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Maybe instead of giving her booze

    he should have a few shots over the course of the encounter

    if she follows suit then that's no biggie

    but man, dutch courage is scientifically proven.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Get some eels, or a really big fish.

    I'd rather have one giant fish than aquaria generica

    Well, you'd still need a big aquarium for that fish to have proper living conditions. With small fish I'll have a much better chance of setting up ideal living conditions for them. Some of the fish I want do better in schools than on their own for instance.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'd still be a virgin if booze didn't exist.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I'd still be a virgin if booze didn't exist.

    That is a negative reflection on you

    It is your turn to hate yourself

    Go wallow in pity gaysteak

    @peter:
    Well, really, they are fish, they don't know better

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Make her woozy with your charm.

    Get her drunk on your presence.

    Fuck her with your MIND.

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