The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

A desperate plea to Bernardo Bertolucci

DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad TouchYour local playgroundRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
Emma Watson has said she would go naked if she were directed by Bernardo Bertolucci.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a137823/emma-watson-i-would-go-naked.html

Bernardo Bertolucci, I beg of you, please for the love of GOD DO SOMETHING

batsig.jpg
Dislexic on
«13456712

Posts

  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this is a bad thread and you should feel bad

    Belruel on
    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    for the love of god keep your clothes on

    Unknown User on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    anyone who posts in this thread is automatically added to an FBI watchlist

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    List of people who are hotter than Emma Watson
    1. Like a whole bunch of people
    2. Seriously

    ascot on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    anyone who posts in this thread is automatically added to an FBI watchlist

    especially if they have a kristen bell themed sig/av combo

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dislexic threa... Oh hey, nevermind.

    DrZiplock on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    anyone who posts in this thread is automatically added to an FBI watchlist

    what if you are already on said watchlist


    then what

    Unknown User on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lookin for some pedophile head in the pedophile thread

    Randall_Flagg on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wanting to see a child star naked, no matter how old she may be now is kind of twisted in my opinion.

    like honestly, people who get all up in bones over the olsen twins
    i know they're older now, and quite attractive
    but most people's frame of reference for them is as the baby on full house.

    it's like having a crush on your much younger sister's friends, sure they are legal, but you knew them when they played with barbies

    beavotron on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    anyone who posts in this thread is automatically added to an FBI watchlist

    especially if they have a kristen bell themed sig/av combo

    kristen bell is older than I am

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    anyone who posts in this thread is automatically added to an FBI watchlist

    especially if they have a kristen bell themed sig/av combo

    kristen bell is older than I am

    whatever she looks like she's 12

    BITCH WHERE YO TITTIES AT

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    but the olsen twins look like skeletor x 2 and not attractive, at all

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    wanting to see a child star naked, no matter how old she may be now is kind of twisted in my opinion.

    like honestly, people who get all up in bones over the olsen twins
    i know they're older now, and quite attractive
    but most people's frame of reference for them is as the baby on full house.

    it's like having a crush on your much younger sister's friends, sure they are legal, but you knew them when they played with barbies

    the olsen twins aren't that hot, but i also don't see a problem with being attracted to them

    but i am also pretty much the same age so that probably is a lot of it

    satansfingers on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    where's the petition
    i will sign the petition
    give me the petition

    potatoe on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    List of people who are hotter than Emma Watson
    1. Like a whole bunch of people
    2. Seriously

    Bahaha!

    Yes.

    Muse Among Men on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Olsen twins are hott. I would marry Mary-Kate.

    ascot on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A pedophile and a little girl walk into a dark creepy forest
    The girls goes "Mister, I'm afraid of the dark!"
    The pedophile replies "Oh, me too! And I have to walk back alone! :("

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
    kFJhXwE.jpgkFJhXwE.jpg
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    anyone who posts in this thread is automatically added to an FBI watchlist

    especially if they have a kristen bell themed sig/av combo

    kristen bell is older than I am

    whatever she looks like she's 12
    she's 28

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    wanting to see a child star naked, no matter how old she may be now is kind of twisted in my opinion.

    like honestly, people who get all up in bones over the olsen twins
    i know they're older now, and quite attractive
    but most people's frame of reference for them is as the baby on full house.

    it's like having a crush on your much younger sister's friends, sure they are legal, but you knew them when they played with barbies

    Dude, that's like saying looking at Alyssa Milano as an adult female is twisted.

    HAVE YOU SEEN ALYSSA MILANO?

    How about Soleil "Punky Brewster" Frye?

    Or Evan Rachel Wood.

    It's kind of sexist.

    It's normal to be able to change your perception of a person as they age, because that's WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    damn kristen bell is old


    time to get some new material

    Unknown User on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    but the olsen twins look like skeletor x 2 and not attractive, at all

    man you are crazy, this look totally does it for me

    hmm maybe nsfw

    Belruel on
    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    shock images are not cool Bel

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    noooo bel now i wanna have another fatty meal to compensate for the skinny

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man that is high fashion, get off mah grillz

    Belruel on
    vmn6rftb232b.png
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    wanting to see a child star naked, no matter how old she may be now is kind of twisted in my opinion.

    like honestly, people who get all up in bones over the olsen twins
    i know they're older now, and quite attractive
    but most people's frame of reference for them is as the baby on full house.

    it's like having a crush on your much younger sister's friends, sure they are legal, but you knew them when they played with barbies

    Dude, that's like saying looking at Alyssa Milano as an adult female is twisted.

    HAVE YOU SEEN ALYSSA MILANO?

    How about Soleil "Punky Brewster" Frye?

    Or Evan Rachel Wood.

    It's kind of sexist.

    It's normal to be able to change your perception of a person as they age, because that's WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

    The difference is that Alyssa Milano wasn't playing Tony Danza's 10 year old daughter 2 years ago.

    Unknown User on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Y'all stupid re: marykateandashley, the one entity

    ascot on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    AAAHHHHH BEL AAAAHHHH

    Muggins on
    BdVvFJu.jpg
    hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you mean 2 year old daughter ten years ago?

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
    kFJhXwE.jpgkFJhXwE.jpg
  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh... I thought this was about Emily Watson, and I was like, man she gets naked in Synecdoche, New York.

    MolotovCockatoo on
    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    wanting to see a child star naked, no matter how old she may be now is kind of twisted in my opinion.

    like honestly, people who get all up in bones over the olsen twins
    i know they're older now, and quite attractive
    but most people's frame of reference for them is as the baby on full house.

    it's like having a crush on your much younger sister's friends, sure they are legal, but you knew them when they played with barbies

    Dude, that's like saying looking at Alyssa Milano as an adult female is twisted.

    HAVE YOU SEEN ALYSSA MILANO?

    How about Soleil "Punky Brewster" Frye?

    Or Evan Rachel Wood.

    It's kind of sexist.

    It's normal to be able to change your perception of a person as they age, because that's WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

    yeah i'm pretty damn sexist, i may be the most sexist dude up in here
    bel go make me a fucking cake

    i never said i only think this way of female stars
    i feel this way about all child stars in general
    i'd also consider finding mccauly culkin attractive now kind of twisted
    it's about frame of reference

    the only way people know emma watson is harry potter
    a children's movie
    the thought of seeing her naked is kind of gross to me
    because all i can think of is hermione granger.

    now if as she grew up she started playing more adult roles and kind of eased us into it, it'd be a little different i imagine
    but at this point in time, if i went from hermione granger, per-teen witch to naked emma watson, i'd feel more than a little uncomfortable about it.

    beavotron on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    wanting to see a child star naked, no matter how old she may be now is kind of twisted in my opinion.

    like honestly, people who get all up in bones over the olsen twins
    i know they're older now, and quite attractive
    but most people's frame of reference for them is as the baby on full house.

    it's like having a crush on your much younger sister's friends, sure they are legal, but you knew them when they played with barbies

    Dude, that's like saying looking at Alyssa Milano as an adult female is twisted.

    HAVE YOU SEEN ALYSSA MILANO?

    How about Soleil "Punky Brewster" Frye?

    Or Evan Rachel Wood.

    It's kind of sexist.

    It's normal to be able to change your perception of a person as they age, because that's WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

    The difference is that Alyssa Milano wasn't playing Tony Danza's 10 year old daughter 2 years ago.

    Neither were the Olsen Twins?

    I mean, she WAS playing one at some point in my life. A major portion of my life.

    As for Emma Watson, well I never got the appeal so y'know, I don't care.

    Probably because she looks to tomboyish to me.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    you mean 2 year old daughter ten years ago?

    no i dont mean either of those things

    Unknown User on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so getting turned on by christian bale in empire of the sun is naughty?

    or him in the machinist?

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    snip

    my point is that the child actors you listed were child actors a long time ago. emma watson was young teen whoever a couple years ago

    Unknown User on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    wanting to see a child star naked, no matter how old she may be now is kind of twisted in my opinion.

    like honestly, people who get all up in bones over the olsen twins
    i know they're older now, and quite attractive
    but most people's frame of reference for them is as the baby on full house.

    it's like having a crush on your much younger sister's friends, sure they are legal, but you knew them when they played with barbies

    Dude, that's like saying looking at Alyssa Milano as an adult female is twisted.

    HAVE YOU SEEN ALYSSA MILANO?

    How about Soleil "Punky Brewster" Frye?

    Or Evan Rachel Wood.

    It's kind of sexist.

    It's normal to be able to change your perception of a person as they age, because that's WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

    yeah i'm pretty damn sexist, i may be the most sexist dude up in here
    bel go make me a fucking cake

    i never said i only think this way of female stars
    i feel this way about all child stars in general
    i'd also consider finding mccauly culkin attractive now kind of twisted
    it's about frame of reference

    the only way people know emma watson is harry potter
    a children's movie
    the thought of seeing her naked is kind of gross to me
    because all i can think of is hermione granger.

    now if as she grew up she started playing more adult roles and kind of eased us into it, it'd be a little different i imagine
    but at this point in time, if i went from hermione granger, per-teen witch to naked emma watson, i'd feel more than a little uncomfortable about it.
    beavo, this is pretty stupid

    I mean, sure
    some people (like Dyslexic who had a crush on her long before she was legal) are creepy about it
    but you're trying to argue that everyone has to keep that same frame of reference and always think about Soleil Frye or McCauly Culkin as the child actors they used to be
    that's not only stupid, it's insulting to the stars in question
    you're basically suggesting Soleil's husband is a perv for marrying her

    Druhim on
    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Any one of those guys that dated Christina Ricci is pretty much a monster then

    ascot on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    snip

    my point is that the child actors you listed were child actors a long time ago. emma watson was young teen whoever a couple years ago

    But for a lot of guys they were young teens too. They grew up with the Harry Potter films and shit and for them it's not twisted at all.

    I mean, who else are 12-20 year old boys supposed to have crushes on, women over 25?

    Now if you're like 30 and going 'boy hey I can't wait until Hannah Montana is legal' then I can see your point.

    Or all those men who got all hot and bothered over 13 year old Natalie Portman.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavo I agree and disagree with you

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And why should it just be about actors and celebrities?
    Anyone that thinks anyone that was ever a child is hot, is basically a pedophile.

    ascot on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A pedophile and a little girl walk into a dark creepy forest
    The girls goes "Mister, I'm afraid of the dark!"
    The pedophile replies "Oh, me too! And I have to walk back alone! :("

    stealing that one.

    Dislexic on
    batsig.jpg
Sign In or Register to comment.