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What happened to Cameron when dad came home?
Broktune
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What do you think happened to Cameron when his dad got home? This is not explored and discussed nearly enough. See, I think Cameron’s dad was a huge hulking beast of a man. I think he handed down that Gordy Howe jersey to Cam and when dad wore it, it was tight. When dad got home….he killed Cameron. I think he threw him out the same window his precious vehicle went crashing through. Cameron’s body landed on the car in a broken mess.
Now, the fall didn’t kill him, dad had to finish the job. Having no way to easily get down to the gully where the car and his son lay, dad grabbed the jack that was propping up his car, leaned out the window and raised the jack above his head. His son, battered, bloody, and barely conscious wearily opened his eyes to see his father standing in the window. “Dad, don’t…I’m your son.†Just after he said this, the jack came crashing down on his body. Being insanely rich has its advantages. Cameron’s dad was able to dispose of his son and the car at the junkyard kind of like “The Wolf†in Pulp Fiction.
The irony is, you can now see the twisted metal of the car on display at the museum of modern art in Chicago. Some visitors claim to hear voices coming from the vehicle. Ferris did wonder what happened to his friend (for a millisecond) but being so self absorbed he couldn’t care less. After all, Ferris was the one who caused all of this.
Now, the fall didn’t kill him, dad had to finish the job. Having no way to easily get down to the gully where the car and his son lay, dad grabbed the jack that was propping up his car, leaned out the window and raised the jack above his head. His son, battered, bloody, and barely conscious wearily opened his eyes to see his father standing in the window. “Dad, don’t…I’m your son.†Just after he said this, the jack came crashing down on his body. Being insanely rich has its advantages. Cameron’s dad was able to dispose of his son and the car at the junkyard kind of like “The Wolf†in Pulp Fiction.
The irony is, you can now see the twisted metal of the car on display at the museum of modern art in Chicago. Some visitors claim to hear voices coming from the vehicle. Ferris did wonder what happened to his friend (for a millisecond) but being so self absorbed he couldn’t care less. After all, Ferris was the one who caused all of this.
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