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KovakKovak did a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
this thread is now about a more pressing question

when you are jerking off

and you're about to cum

do you look at the porn

or your dick?

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    faaaaaaaaag

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I act like kovac

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Kovak, are you coming out as a gay furry?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sometimes i punctuate sentences with pelvic thrusts

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I like to dance topless in clubs with other men

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i dismiss things with the flip of my limp wrist

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sometimes in mid sentence I'll drop trou and just start fisting my ass.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    damn

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seattle Thread

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sometimes I post in stupid threads.

    That's pretty gay.

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  • SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh no.

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  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Cat and Mouse, nice.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i like to wear scarves and fedoras and tight shirts

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Gay is a synonym for shitty

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    cinnamon

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so did people call in gay today?



    i could not on account of final exam. i suppose i could have hit on the proctor or something. he was cute for a septuagenarian.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i did the wrong demographic testing for this threads success

    next time i should ask someone that isnt anthony

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  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I love the smell of cinnamon, it has such a wonderful scent.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hope these mannerisms are still funny while you are burning in hell. homos.

    shut that door.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "Hello, my name is Kovak"

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    kill that whore

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A lot of what I say doubles as gay innuendo. I blame my repeated viewings of Arrested Development.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A lot of what I say doubles as gay innuendo. I blame my repeated viewings of Arrested Development.
    I blame it on your unrelenting desire for dick

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you like double the gay in your end-o

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    "Hello, my name is Kovak"

    I live on the second floor...

    I live downstairs from you....

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A lot of what I say doubles as gay innuendo. I blame my repeated viewings of Arrested Development.
    I blame it on your unrelenting desire for dick
    Well I am pretty cock-starved right now...

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    a mighty cock-thirst

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    stale this is the first I've seen you all day.

    in a gay thread.

    what I'm trying to say here is that I suspect you need a man's love.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BRB gonna quench my cock-thirst with some Dick's Soda.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    funny-pictures-kitten-doc.jpg

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so did people call in gay today?



    i could not on account of final exam. i suppose i could have hit on the proctor or something. he was cute for a septuagenarian.

    I did. There was something wrong with my butt this morning so I didn't go to work.

    EDIT: Wait, you're talking about the protest thing, aren't you. I did the other thing.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    This is an adorable kitten.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this is now a much better thread

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i close my eyes and think of you

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  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    This thread is much better now, and I look at both my dick and the porn, alternating between the two until ejaculation is complete.

    It is a very complicated process.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "Baby, I've got my eyes closed thinking of you."

    I had an old girlfriend ask me this question, that was my response.

    Anyone have any weird rules, like refuse to fuck with the lights on? No fucking at parents house? No fucking in public schools?

    I can't stand bitches that don't like to fool around with the lights on, it's like seriously, seeing you is half the fun.

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  • JoeslopJoeslop Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There is usually already a dick involved in something on the screen, why would I want to complicate things by trying to include my own in the big picture.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I draw extremely crude pornography on my dick with a sharpie

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    now she's short
    now she's tall
    now she's short
    now she's tall

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