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MikeRyu

Sometimes I feel my ability to express myself verbally and physically to be woeful.

Fandyien

MikeRyu wrote: »

Sometimes I feel my ability to express myself verbally and physically to be woeful.

Buddy

This is not a very good sentence

lostwords

Fandyien wrote: »

Once I a blue moon, if I am all alone and sufficently stoked, I will do some sweet flying kicks and pretend I'm a martial artist

i usually pretend i am a secret agent and kill imaginary commies with my pretend guns, diving over my couch and finding cover as the fake bullets wizz by. i'm usually dual wielding some pistols like a bad ass

Nickle

Dichotomy wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Nickle wrote: »

I'm also far too old to have no idea who I actually am, or what I want to do with my life.

In high school once, we asked a teacher how old he was when he decided he wanted to be a teacher. He said "Thirty-five."

my father is 59 years old

a few months ago we were in the car talking about careers and stuff and he said "Y'know, I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up."

Yeah, it's strange. I mean I'm good at pretty much everything I try, even great at some things, but I just don't have any "passion" that drives me.

MikeRyu

Fandyien wrote: »

MikeRyu wrote: »

Sometimes I feel my ability to express myself verbally and physically to be woeful.

Buddy

This is not a very good sentence

I forgot written too.

jefe414

well shit man, he just said he has trouble expressing himself :P

FAQ

Fandyien wrote: »

MikeRyu wrote: »

Sometimes I feel my ability to express myself verbally and physically to be woeful.

Buddy

This is not a very good sentence

bu.. but

it has the word woefull in it

Fandyien

lostwords wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Once I a blue moon, if I am all alone and sufficently stoked, I will do some sweet flying kicks and pretend I'm a martial artist

i usually pretend i am a secret agent and kill imaginary commies with my pretend guns, diving over my couch and finding cover as the fake bullets wizz by. i'm usually dual wielding some pistols like a bad ass

Oh fuck yeah

Also pretty much every time I ride my bike down my street after a long ride i fantasize about shooting zombies while riding it like some sort of sleek zombie hunter

Auntie Shibby

I think I've posted everything I've done before.

seriously, I think you people know more about my life than my parents do.

Fandyien

I am positive you guys know more about my life then my parents do

I suspect that if they knew most of these things they would freak

jefe414

Fandyien wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Once I a blue moon, if I am all alone and sufficently stoked, I will do some sweet flying kicks and pretend I'm a martial artist

i usually pretend i am a secret agent and kill imaginary commies with my pretend guns, diving over my couch and finding cover as the fake bullets wizz by. i'm usually dual wielding some pistols like a bad ass

Oh fuck yeah

Also pretty much every time I ride my bike down my street after a long ride i fantasize about shooting zombies while riding it like some sort of sleek zombie hunter

Whenever I see a deer I pretend I am riding it while hunting zombies.

Sorry, between reading what you wrote and your sig, it just... popped in there. I suppose that's better than pooping in here.

Auntie Shibby

Fandyien wrote: »

I am positive you guys know more about my life then my parents do

I suspect that if they knew most of these things they would freak

My parents wouldn't. They know I'm a horrible person, but they just don't know how horrible.

lostwords

Fandyien wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Once I a blue moon, if I am all alone and sufficently stoked, I will do some sweet flying kicks and pretend I'm a martial artist

i usually pretend i am a secret agent and kill imaginary commies with my pretend guns, diving over my couch and finding cover as the fake bullets wizz by. i'm usually dual wielding some pistols like a bad ass

Oh fuck yeah

Also pretty much every time I ride my bike down my street after a long ride i fantasize about shooting zombies while riding it like some sort of sleek zombie hunter

another imagination game i still play every once in a while is pretending i am a superhero. my default superpower is usually electricity/lightning powers, like static shock, and i have to save the world from alien invaders.

MikeRyu

FAQ wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

MikeRyu wrote: »

Sometimes I feel my ability to express myself verbally and physically to be woeful.

Buddy

This is not a very good sentence

bu.. but

it has the word woefull in it

I could have said woefully inadequate but I thought nah forget it yo homes to bel-air!

Auntie Shibby

I mean, I've told my parents half the stories I've shared with all of you.

The only ones I haven't have been with sex with girls they don't know about. everything else they know.

Fandyien

lostwords wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Once I a blue moon, if I am all alone and sufficently stoked, I will do some sweet flying kicks and pretend I'm a martial artist

i usually pretend i am a secret agent and kill imaginary commies with my pretend guns, diving over my couch and finding cover as the fake bullets wizz by. i'm usually dual wielding some pistols like a bad ass

Oh fuck yeah

Also pretty much every time I ride my bike down my street after a long ride i fantasize about shooting zombies while riding it like some sort of sleek zombie hunter

another imagination game i still play every once in a while is pretending i am a superhero. my default superpower is usually electricity/lightning powers, like static shock, and i have to save the world from alien invaders.

one day the two of us will build a pillow fort and defend it to the last

Dichotomy

pretty much all the time I find myself listening to music and daydreaming about action movie fight scenes / dramatic sequences / car chases starring my friends and I in both exotic and mundane locales with an infinite number of variables

although from what I've heard this is fairly common

right now I'm imagining a Shoot 'Em Up style gunfight in which my best friend and I murder countless nameless flunkies to the tune of Livin' On A Prayer

Fandyien

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

I am positive you guys know more about my life then my parents do

I suspect that if they knew most of these things they would freak

My parents wouldn't. They know I'm a horrible person, but they just don't know how horrible.

Man, how do you talk about stuff like that with your parents

I can't even smoke cigarettes around mine because I feel so awkward.

Davoid

and the joy has been thoroughly killed.

Thanks, Captain bring down

Jordyn

we talkin' about Static Shock in here?

MikeRyu

Jordyn's been ego searching DC characters.

lostwords

please to be posting hoop squad please

Jordyn

Jordyn

Mysst

Agistrar wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Once I a blue moon, if I am all alone and sufficently stoked, I will do some sweet flying kicks and pretend I'm a martial artist

i usually pretend i am a secret agent and kill imaginary commies with my pretend guns, diving over my couch and finding cover as the fake bullets wizz by. i'm usually dual wielding some pistols like a bad ass

Oh fuck yeah

Also pretty much every time I ride my bike down my street after a long ride i fantasize about shooting zombies while riding it like some sort of sleek zombie hunter

another imagination game i still play every once in a while is pretending i am a superhero. my default superpower is usually electricity/lightning powers, like static shock, and i have to save the world from alien invaders.

You guys still do this kind of stuff? I used to feel like an idiot when I would do stuff like that because I figured everyone else had grown up and stopped.

my ex caught me making a face and a upturned clawfist and she asks me if I was mad at her.

I was like nah, I'm throwin' a fireball.

Callius

I really like boobs.

Callius

I do kung fu in the air sometimes.

What's awesome, is that I totally know some kung fu now so it ain't for pretendsies.

Mysst

Callius wrote: »

I really like boobs.

that's no secret!

Callius

Mysst wrote: »

that's no secret!

You would be surprised how many women keep their boobies a secret from me.

Ladies.

Jordyn

One time Fram caught me making vampire faces in the mirror.

Rankenphile

Jordyn wrote: »

One time Fram caught me making vampire faces in the mirror.

but that's impossible!

Mysst

Jordyn wrote: »

One time Fram caught me making vampire faces in the mirror.

well that's just silly.

vampires don't have reflections.

As7

If someone lived with me they'd catch me making stupid faces, dancing, talking to myself, and other fun things all the time.

Sara Lynn

I am definitely a face puller. I make funny faces all the time when I'm doing things, not on purpose, but I just have a lot of strange expressions. If I could control it I would, but it's just habit at this point.

As7

When I think of something embarrassing I will sometimes growl softly to myself in disgust.

I'M DOING IT NOW!

Davoid

Someone in my math class was infamous for his faces while he worked on problems. His usual would be his tongue sticking out of his mouth. ...and into his nostril.

Jordyn

Rankenphile wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

One time Fram caught me making vampire faces in the mirror.

but that's impossible!

Well I was practicing them. I need to have them already perfected if I ever become a vampire.

Sara Lynn

I have an inappropriate picture of someone on the forums, and they don't know I have it and would be mad if they found out that I did.

yes, I'm serious, and no I'm not telling

Hunter

What if you become a half vampire like Blade? Shouldn't you be practicing karate and firearms too?

Callius

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I have an inappropriate picture of someone on the forums, and they don't know I have it and would be mad if they found out that I did.

yes, I'm serious, and no I'm not telling

C'mon! A little hint?