One time Fram caught me making vampire faces in the mirror.
but that's impossible!
Well I was practicing them. I need to have them already perfected if I ever become a vampire.
I think they just kind of come with vampirism, don't they? Like the martial arts skills.
Only Joss Whedon vampires come instantly with kung fu skills. I think the Blade universe vampires have to learn them over time, it's just you're so fast and strong it comes easier.
I have a pretty rad picture of me getting a blowjob in Arsenic's old bathroom.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited December 2008
you retards aren't really turning this into a "no way dude regular vampires totally have these powers, it's only the seventh circle ultra megas that have heat ray vision" and shit are you?
when you become a vampire you actually get to choose either the Joss Whedon package or the Blade package
the Blade package is just the basics and you have to learn the kung fu yourself
the Joss Whedon package comes with a free "instant kung fu skills" kit but you're required to witness or be a part of some kind of relationship drama at least once a week
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
when you become a vampire you actually get to choose either the Joss Whedon package or the Blade package
the Blade package is just the basics and you have to learn the kung fu yourself
the Joss Whedon package comes with a free "instant kung fu skills" kit but you're required to witness or be a part of some kind of relationship drama at least once a week
But what of us that want to sparkle and smell good for eternity?
you retards aren't really turning this into a "no way dude regular vampires totally have these powers, it's only the seventh circle ultra megas that have heat ray vision" and shit are you?
That's sixth circle, man. Jeez.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
when you become a vampire you actually get to choose either the Joss Whedon package or the Blade package
the Blade package is just the basics and you have to learn the kung fu yourself
the Joss Whedon package comes with a free "instant kung fu skills" kit but you're required to witness or be a part of some kind of relationship drama at least once a week
If I'm going to have to endure potential combat with people trying to end my undead existence, I chose the Whedon universe. I'd rather wrestle around with Buffy, Faith, and Willow then Wesley Snipes. Even if Jessica Biel joins in.
when you become a vampire you actually get to choose either the Joss Whedon package or the Blade package
the Blade package is just the basics and you have to learn the kung fu yourself
the Joss Whedon package comes with a free "instant kung fu skills" kit but you're required to witness or be a part of some kind of relationship drama at least once a week
But what of us that want to sparkle and smell good for eternity?
oh, man. you don't want that one, trust me. it's a total scam.
when you become a vampire you actually get to choose either the Joss Whedon package or the Blade package
the Blade package is just the basics and you have to learn the kung fu yourself
the Joss Whedon package comes with a free "instant kung fu skills" kit but you're required to witness or be a part of some kind of relationship drama at least once a week
also I'm afraid I might have to take time off school to sort out my problems
and I really really really really don't want it to come to that
that would suck dude. i'm of the opinion that the faster you can get done with schooling, the better. hope things improve and all
I'm already 22 years old and not graduated
the longer I wait the older I am and the less peers I actually have at school
also I really enjoy my job and if I go home then it's me sitting in my house and just going to therapy and not making lattes for people and I like making lattes
the longer I wait the older I am and the less peers I actually have at school
also I really enjoy my job and if I go home then it's me sitting in my house and just going to therapy and not making lattes for people and I like making lattes
I'm 26 and haven't even gotten my AA yet. Piss off.
....
I'm sad now.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
also I'm afraid I might have to take time off school to sort out my problems
and I really really really really don't want it to come to that
that would suck dude. i'm of the opinion that the faster you can get done with schooling, the better. hope things improve and all
I'm already 22 years old and not graduated
the longer I wait the older I am and the less peers I actually have at school
also I really enjoy my job and if I go home then it's me sitting in my house and just going to therapy and not making lattes for people and I like making lattes
also I'm afraid I might have to take time off school to sort out my problems
and I really really really really don't want it to come to that
that would suck dude. i'm of the opinion that the faster you can get done with schooling, the better. hope things improve and all
I'm already 22 years old and not graduated
the longer I wait the older I am and the less peers I actually have at school
also I really enjoy my job and if I go home then it's me sitting in my house and just going to therapy and not making lattes for people and I like making lattes
Won't you have worked there long enough to transfer to a store near your house?
I took 5 years to finish college. And fuck, I had to take an extra course one summer to make sure I had enough credits because I failed a few classes during the whole "I keep having seizures" thing.
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Sara LynnI can handle myself.Registered Userregular
edited December 2008
there is no Starbucks in my town
and that's cool that you're older and in college and you don't care but me, personally? I care.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited December 2008
ooh ooh I got something: My weird overly quiet roommate is out of town until january, so I am taking this opportunity to post from the living room in my underpants, playing music without headphones on and generally not giving a fuck about my appearance.
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Oh, but I'm also crazy so I'm not sure if it counts.
He's only 1/2 vampire, so maybe just an outline.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Maybe it's like some transparent version of himself, or just his reflection cut right down the middle.
it better be something jucier than javen sans pants (which is hot enough as is)
Only Joss Whedon vampires come instantly with kung fu skills. I think the Blade universe vampires have to learn them over time, it's just you're so fast and strong it comes easier.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
haha it is
I don't know why I still have it, never know when you'll need it I guess
It's ok, Sara, I'm not mad.
Secret Satan
the Blade package is just the basics and you have to learn the kung fu yourself
the Joss Whedon package comes with a free "instant kung fu skills" kit but you're required to witness or be a part of some kind of relationship drama at least once a week
But what of us that want to sparkle and smell good for eternity?
That was pretty brazen.
I think everyone was a little let down by the whole thing, though.
Secret Satan
and I really really really really don't want it to come to that
That's sixth circle, man. Jeez.
If I'm going to have to endure potential combat with people trying to end my undead existence, I chose the Whedon universe. I'd rather wrestle around with Buffy, Faith, and Willow then Wesley Snipes. Even if Jessica Biel joins in.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
oh, man. you don't want that one, trust me. it's a total scam.
i would like the blacula package
in my pants
to replace my small penis
I'm pretty drunk
I know we ain't supposed to have drunk posts but this drunkeness was brought on by my failing love life
so we can talk about that instead!
I suck at dating
only this wasn't even a date
I don't even know what it was
god I'm pathetic
fell free to tell me how pathetic I am
Secret Satan
Just because of some picture you have?
Just delete the picture, Sara, jeesh.
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I'm already 22 years old and not graduated
the longer I wait the older I am and the less peers I actually have at school
also I really enjoy my job and if I go home then it's me sitting in my house and just going to therapy and not making lattes for people and I like making lattes
Secret Satan
....
I'm 29 and a fucking freshman
I ain't need yo damn shit
Won't you have worked there long enough to transfer to a store near your house?
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
and that's cool that you're older and in college and you don't care but me, personally? I care.
"oh no someone there will be like a year younger than me and that means nobody will ever talk to me again oh woe is me"
bitch please
get yo shit sorted and move on