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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    as if my being there would stop him
    So, this is an open relationship I see.... Go on...

    you're the man with a million porns, do you really need me to go on :P

    Quoth on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    ok

    do you want me to have him play Tribute for you

    he does the devil's voice really well

    He should play that song regardless, because it is an entertaining song that is fun to listen to.

    sarukun on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    god if you're going to go to a concert and try to hurt people

    ugh

    fuck you, go to jail
    What? That's dumb, stop being dumb.

    I think I didn't put enough detail into that sentence

    like if a majority of a person's motivation to going to a live show is that they are going to be able to beat people up and get away with it

    that is what I find bad

    I used to work with a guy who would brag about how he would walk right into the pit and use his martial arts training (!) to punch people in the face and break noses and headbutt people and do as much damage as he could

    ugh

    Dichotomy on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Javen, you broke a guy's nose?



    Like, on purpose?






    Was he being a dick? I bet he was being a dick.

    Twelve years of kickboxig will teach you how to throw a decent punch, even if you don't have much weight behind it.

    I'll not tell the story, but yes, he was a giant dick.

    Javen on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, I don't see how that is dumb

    If someone goes anywhere with the sole intention of physically harming someone else there is a good chance they should be in jail

    Fandyien on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Someday Callius and I will join forces.

    Moriveth on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    you're the man with a million porns, do you really need me to go on :P
    Yes, I feel you do. My imagination is lackluster and needs pictures of you to jump start it.

    ... you see what I did there? I'm a master at this. Bobby Fisher ain't got nothin' on me, except for the antisemitism and insanity I guess.

    Callius on
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    I have a tendency to lip-synch along with songs.

    Really, really emphatically lip-synch, usually with matching hand gestures and facial expressions.

    I do this at clubs.


    Girls eat that shit up.

    You know, this would explain the surprising ratio of hot bitches paired up with wannabe rappers.

    As a side note, "wannabe" does not come up as a misspelled word in the embedded spellcheck of these here forums.

    So, basically, the lesson to be learned here is "be the goofiest-lookin' motherfucker in there"?

    Hmm.

    That is pretty much how I roll.


    I mean, I have some moves, but I do not practice my hip hop dances in my spare time


    so basically I go for the hilarity factor, and it works, okay?

    As of late, I've come to the conclusion that shamelessness may in fact be one of the greatest human virtues.

    DE?AD on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Aaaaand my (soon to be ex) partner is trying to hold me responsible for about ten thousand dollars being unaccounted for.

    Business as usual.

    Oh, what the fuck.

    What the God damn hell



    Javen, what is the deal with people sticking you with the check all the time?

    Probably because they always assume I'm a pushover. They always seem surprised when they find out I'm not.

    Javen on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I used to work with a guy who would brag about how he would walk right into the pit and use his martial arts training (!) to punch people in the face and break noses and headbutt people and do as much damage as he could

    This douchenozzle was probably lying to make himself look tougher; seen it a million times.

    Darth Waiter on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    you're the man with a million porns, do you really need me to go on :P
    Yes, I feel you do. My imagination is lackluster and needs pictures of you to jump start it.

    ... you see what I did there? I'm a master at this. Bobby Fisher ain't got nothin' on me, except for the antisemitism and insanity I guess.

    ok this is me, wank away
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    Quoth on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ahahaha

    FIND ANOTHER PICTURE QUOTH

    Meissnerd on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Damn. That sure is a tubby chunk of butter.

    Darth Waiter on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    ahahaha

    FIND ANOTHER PICTURE QUOTH

    ok sorry

    Quoth on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth, the title of this thread is SHARE.

    You aren't in the spirit here.

    Callius on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Aaaaand my (soon to be ex) partner is trying to hold me responsible for about ten thousand dollars being unaccounted for.

    Business as usual.

    Oh, what the fuck.

    What the God damn hell



    Javen, what is the deal with people sticking you with the check all the time?

    Probably because they always assume I'm a pushover. They always seem surprised when they find out I'm not.

    ...punch him in the nose?

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I used to work with a guy who would brag about how he would walk right into the pit and use his martial arts training (!) to punch people in the face and break noses and headbutt people and do as much damage as he could

    This douchenozzle was probably lying to make himself look tougher; seen it a million times.

    oh, I have no doubts

    I loved that guy

    he always made me feel better about myself

    he burst into tears when his "pimped-out" truck was stolen and cheated on his devoted, smart, and fucking hot girlfriend (who was paying his rent because he was such a deadbeat) with some fat ugly chick

    and now because I have told these little stories you feel better about yourself too!

    Dichotomy on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth, the title of this thread is SHARE.

    You aren't in the spirit here.

    alright this is really me

    a professional took this so the lighting is kinda weird
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    Quoth on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    nice

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fapfapfapfapfap








    fap

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    he burst into tears when his "pimped-out" truck was stolen and cheated on his devoted, smart, and fucking hot girlfriend (who was paying his rent because he was such a deadbeat) with some fat ugly chick

    and now because I have told these little stories you feel better about yourself too!

    It's like a bright ray of sunshine in a dreary day. I think I'll go for a walk now and help some little old lady with her groceries.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Those hips are lying.

    Darth Waiter on
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I used to work with a guy who would brag about how he would walk right into the pit and use his martial arts training (!) to punch people in the face and break noses and headbutt people and do as much damage as he could

    This douchenozzle was probably lying to make himself look tougher; seen it a million times.

    oh, I have no doubts

    I loved that guy

    he always made me feel better about myself

    he burst into tears when his "pimped-out" truck was stolen and cheated on his devoted, smart, and fucking hot girlfriend (who was paying his rent because he was such a deadbeat) with some fat ugly chick

    and now because I have told these little stories you feel better about yourself too!

    Not really. I still don't have any underage booty in my bed right now. God I am so lonely.

    Vic on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    are you insinuating that the person in the picture is not me

    i am so offended

    i open my heart and soul to you guys and this is what i get




    DW my breasts are small and humble

    Quoth on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    She has a script which automatically pulls a fatty picture forward whenever she needs one.

    Callius on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    DW my breasts are small and humble

    I demand proof of said breasts.

    Darth Waiter on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My best friend was recently dumped by her boyfriend of six years; she'd been expecting an engagement rather than that, and was extremely shocked.

    I'm sad that I cannot be there for her. It also sucks because she was going to come to my wedding (my only friend from the UK to do so; my other friends are choosing to come at Easter for a road-trip instead) but as she was going to be staying in a hotel over Christmas with her boyfriend she understandably isn't coming any longer.

    I miss my friends; I'd see them four-five times a week and now I just have my future in-laws and landlady, who have both been wonderful to me, but, well, they are my future in-laws and landlady.

    Janson on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i have the worst fucking headache

    bathtime and then zombie shootings

    and then drawing

    a full, awesome night.

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    DW my breasts are small and humble

    I demand proof of said breasts.

    see pic above

    Quoth on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Woah, six years and it's just suddenly "we're done?"

    That's fucked up, Janson. Please pass along my condolences.

    Callius on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    DW my breasts are small and humble

    I demand proof of said breasts.

    Here, let me write this short essay about them

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yup! It's very fucked up and I really, really wish I could be there. The trouble is that nearly her entire social group consisted of either his friends or mutual friends, so I'm betting she has few people to turn to right now. :(

    Janson on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    guys it will be so funny when one day i slip an actual picture of me into the lineup and nobody realizes it

    Quoth on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Yup! It's very fucked up and I really, really wish I could be there. The trouble is that nearly her entire social group consisted of either his friends or mutual friends, so I'm betting she has few people to turn to right now. :(

    That is the saddest

    It sucks to imagine losing both your friends and significant other in one incredibly upsetting swoop

    Fandyien on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    DW my breasts are small and humble

    I demand proof of said breasts.

    see pic above

    See this is a situation of "show me yours, show you mine," so I'll be the first to show you my very large cock:
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    Darth Waiter on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Darth you should have sealed the bad joke deal and just posted a big picture of a chicken

    Fandyien on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DW I haven't clicked it yet but I swear to god if that's a rooster

    Meissnerd on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Darth you should have sealed the bad joke deal and just posted a big picture of a chicken

    that is what i was expecting so maybe what he did was the better idea

    Quoth on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Darth you should have sealed the bad joke deal and just posted a big picture of a chicken

    Had to show my cock, man. I don't care if I get jailed; I wanna see me some forum titties.

    edit: As a side note, while GISearching for "cock" I forgot that I had turned off safesearch. That was an interesting experience.

    Darth Waiter on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's very disconcerting to see how little peoples lifestyles are changing amidst the economic crisis. I stiill ha e people who spend 300+ at my restaurant a week. It's good for me, but very irresponsible.

    Javen on
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