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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    feral you title and location hurt my head

    mlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    "New York City taxicabs in the late 1990s and early 2000s featured a welcome message, voiced by Michael Buffer, encouraging riders to buckle their seatbelt before exclaiming "Let's get ready to rumble.... for safety!"

    Haha totally worth the money

    Medopine on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Rape threads
    Death penalty threads
    Gender issue threads
    Anything about politics outside the US.

    I started a few threads, all I got were people "oooooh, I didn't know that, thanks for the information!" and I'm all "butbutbut debate?
    There just aren’t many Duchies here.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    "New York City taxicabs in the late 1990s and early 2000s featured a welcome message, voiced by Michael Buffer, encouraging riders to buckle their seatbelt before exclaiming "Let's get ready to rumble.... for safety!"

    Haha totally worth the money

    Man that guy whored out fast, though I can respect that, he got lucky and made hay while the sun shined. It's not like the fight shout guy makes a ton of money.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    You gotta give them a pearl necklace each.

    Johannen on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    monads aggregate to form composite substances

    monads are their own world, with all possible predicates inscribed within themselves

    each monad's vis viv is its center of perception


    arghhhhhh

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    So, add another one to the list:

    Threads that are terrible ideas on D&D
    Religion threads
    Politics threads
    Ethics threads
    Labor/Union threads

    What about cultural relativism and religious ethnics in political bodies?

    I have a regex for this around here somewhere...

    oh yeah: .*

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    20% unless he forgot the reacharound again

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    No but seriously.

    How much outrage at everything can a person honestly have?

    Have you even talked to people?

    I am always surprised by people's reactions to things.

    And, really, even to my own reactions: I am surprised by how the volume knob for my car radio not working properly consistently enrages me, even though it's a little thing that shouldn't matter.
    Angel isn't outraged by a random thing. He's outraged by every random thing.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    monads aggregate to form composite substances

    monads are their own world, with all possible predicates inscribed within themselves

    each monad's vis viv is its center of perception


    arghhhhhh

    You know, if you mentally replace "monads" with "gonads" I think you'll find your reading much clearer.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    gonads aggregate to form composite substances

    gonads are their own world, with all possible predicates inscribed within themselves

    each gonad's vis viv is its center of perception


    arghhhhhh

    :winky:

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=h0mb0m.2.1

    http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=h0mb0m.2.2

    Registered to Let's Get Ready to Rumble, Inc. and I love that it's registered for shit like bathing suits and tuxedos and bras

    that is a classy tuxedo

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    20% unless he forgot the reacharound again

    Surely you'd be the one giving the reach-around?

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Raping threads is wrong.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    feral you title and location hurt my head

    mlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    At least he has abandoned his lies.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    monads aggregate to form composite substances

    monads are their own world, with all possible predicates inscribed within themselves

    each monad's vis viv is its center of perception


    arghhhhhh
    The set of all sets that does not contain itself.

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    GlaealGlaeal Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Glael: Sifl + Olly = win

    The only video I ever uploaded to YouTube ever is a Sifl & Olly clip.

    Flippy actually beat me to it.

    "No one will have a S&O av."

    :x

    Glaeal on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    feral you title and location hurt my head

    mlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    At least he has abandoned his lies.

    You really don't get the "five more minutes" thing do you?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    "New York City taxicabs in the late 1990s and early 2000s featured a welcome message, voiced by Michael Buffer, encouraging riders to buckle their seatbelt before exclaiming "Let's get ready to rumble.... for safety!"

    Haha totally worth the money

    how was it not "Let's Get Ready to Buuuuuuuuuuuuckle"

    how

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Glaeal wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Glael: Sifl + Olly = win

    The only video I ever uploaded to YouTube ever is a Sifl & Olly clip.

    Flippy actually beat me to it.

    "No one will have a S&O av."

    :x

    Man I beat Flippy to it hardcore.

    I had an S&O av in 2005.

    It was all animated and shit too.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    "New York City taxicabs in the late 1990s and early 2000s featured a welcome message, voiced by Michael Buffer, encouraging riders to buckle their seatbelt before exclaiming "Let's get ready to rumble.... for safety!"

    Haha totally worth the money

    how was it not "Let's Get Ready to Buuuuuuuuuuuuckle"

    how

    Let's get ready to Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugle

    Johannen on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hm, patent also covers thermal underwear.

    It would be appropriate to sell to hunters, then.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    20% unless he forgot the reacharound again

    Man, now I'm all curious how much you tip a regular valet. What is 20% of "I park my car"?

    Jacobkosh on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    20% unless he forgot the reacharound again

    Man, now I'm all curious how much you tip a regular valet. What is 20% of "I park my car"?

    Yeah I dunno I hate valets

    I hate giving random people who are probably paid minimum wage and pissed on by spoiled rich brats the keys to my car

    It does not sound like a recipe for goodness.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Hm, patent also covers thermal underwear.

    It would be appropriate to sell to hunters, then.

    he should do a line of baby bottles


    Let's Get Ready to Suuuuuuuuuuuuckle

    Senjutsu on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Yeah I dunno I hate valets

    I hate giving random people who are probably paid minimum wage and pissed on by spoiled rich brats the keys to my car

    It does not sound like a recipe for goodness.
    Then what of waiters? Same deal, but not even minimum wage.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I mean if I were a valet I'd probably get so disgruntled I'd start jerking off in people's glove compartments and shit.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    20% unless he forgot the reacharound again

    Man, now I'm all curious how much you tip a regular valet. What is 20% of "I park my car"?

    Yeah I dunno I hate valets

    I hate giving random people who are probably paid minimum wage and pissed on by spoiled rich brats the keys to my car

    It does not sound like a recipe for goodness.

    I'm willing to bet they respond to tips like any other minimum wage worker in that situation: by being nice to you for being nice to them.

    Alecthar on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    20% unless he forgot the reacharound again

    Man, now I'm all curious how much you tip a regular valet. What is 20% of "I park my car"?

    Yeah I dunno I hate valets

    I hate giving random people who are probably paid minimum wage and pissed on by spoiled rich brats the keys to my car

    It does not sound like a recipe for goodness.

    I don't give other people keys to my car. If they ask I will cut you.

    ViolentChemistry on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    At one of the malls here they apparently have valet parking. I was amazed.

    Bama on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wonder if they paid him for the NY Lotto using "Let's get ready...to win biiigggggggggg"

    nexuscrawler on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Well when you have that much traffic going in and out of such a tight space you really need somebody to manage it all.

    What's the appropriate amount to tip a butt-valet?

    20% unless he forgot the reacharound again

    Man, now I'm all curious how much you tip a regular valet. What is 20% of "I park my car"?

    Yeah I dunno I hate valets

    I hate giving random people who are probably paid minimum wage and pissed on by spoiled rich brats the keys to my car

    It does not sound like a recipe for goodness.

    And its always a tip service but they force you to do it

    like fucking clubs with coat checks

    nexuscrawler on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean if I were a valet I'd probably get so disgruntled I'd start jerking off in people's glove compartments and shit.
    That’s known as the ‘white glove treatment’.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I mean if I were a valet I'd probably get so disgruntled I'd start jerking off in people's glove compartments and shit.

    yeah, but you do have a glove compartment fetish.

    Johannen on
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wonder if they paid him for the NY Lotto using "Let's get ready...to win biiigggggggggg"
    And we just get a creepy groundhog.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Glaeal wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Glael: Sifl + Olly = win

    The only video I ever uploaded to YouTube ever is a Sifl & Olly clip.

    Flippy actually beat me to it.

    "No one will have a S&O av."

    :x

    Man I beat Flippy to it hardcore.

    I had an S&O av in 2005.

    It was all animated and shit too.
    What, is this some sort of contest or something?

    mrflippy on
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Hm, patent also covers thermal underwear.

    It would be appropriate to sell to hunters, then.

    he should do a line of baby bottles


    Let's Get Ready to Suuuuuuuuuuuuckle

    haha

    lingerie


    Let's Get Ready to Fuuuuuuuuuuu

    Medopine on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Hm, patent also covers thermal underwear.

    It would be appropriate to sell to hunters, then.

    he should do a line of baby bottles


    Let's Get Ready to Suuuuuuuuuuuuckle

    haha

    lingerie


    Let's Get Ready to Fuuuuuuuuuuu

    You just know that's his chat-up line.

    Johannen on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Hm, patent also covers thermal underwear.

    It would be appropriate to sell to hunters, then.

    he should do a line of baby bottles


    Let's Get Ready to Suuuuuuuuuuuuckle

    haha

    lingerie


    Let's Get Ready to Fuuuuuuuuuuu

    cckkklleee?

    nexuscrawler on
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