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Minotaur China Shop 7X INSURANCE BONUS

augustaugust where you come from is goneRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
From the fudgepackers that brought you OFFROAD VELOCIRAPTOR SAFARI

http://blurst.com/minotaur-china-shop/play

CAN THE MINOTAUR CONTROL HIMSELF AND REALIZE HIS DREAM OF SELLING FINE CHINA

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i hope to god that you are serious with that last sentence

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i hope to god that you are serious with that last sentence

    it is accurately indicative of the game itself

    Pony on
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have never been more serious.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am questionably aroused by the trailer.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    oh my god

    oh my god

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A game about entrepreneurship



    and crippling rage

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So I guess its just really hard to control the minotaur. Like hes always trying to run and shit.

    That part sounds annoying.

    But the destruction?

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's like a fictional game example the dude who does Zero Punctuation would give.

    I am sold on this shit.

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've been watching this forthcoming with interest for a little while.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    guys it has upgradable stats for your minotaur! you can upgrade your sales skills

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Minotaurs and china shops are not things that should be put together! The results would either be catastrophic or hilarious.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Can you upgrade your fiery fists of destruction?

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is there a maze involved in some way? I feel that there should be.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    RabidDeathMoose wrote: »
    Is there a maze involved in some way? I feel that there should be.

    There is an emotional maze. Filled with potholes.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    august wrote: »
    From the fudgepackers that brought you OFFROAD VELOCIRAPTOR SAFARI

    http://blurst.com/minotaur-china-shop/play

    CAN THE MINOTAUR CONTROL HIMSELF AND REALIZE HIS DREAM OF SELLING FINE CHINA

    Did they not also bring us Jetpack Brontosaurus?

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yes but hadn't played that Mr. Smartguy.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    this game fucking rules

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This sounds like it might be the best game ever.



    I am going to have to download this.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love the developers of this game

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    RPS has an interesting interview with the Devs. Mostly because of the pics from inside the offices.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    this is actually amusing for a moment or two

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    this game is pretty fun for what it is
    totally go the insurance route

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    oh man, this company rules

    another game idea they have:

    Raptoregon Trail: Instead of settlers, you play as raptors. Instead of bears, squirrels, and bison for food there are raptors. You hit them with an off-road jeep. The game is identical to Oregon Trail in every other respect.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so this Unity Web Player thing is a real thing, not just spyware like I had assumed?

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh shit, going to play this now

    Raptor Safari was awesome, Jetpack Brontosaur less so.

    Raptoregon Trail sounds like a winner

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    raptoregon trail sounds rad

    ten, I agree
    jetpack bronto was boring

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TIME DONKEY: This one is pretty self-explanatory.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this won't play on my computer

    i installed the unity player and everything
    doesn't work with chrome...understandable
    and for firefox & IE i get sound, but no video

    i quit you

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I was reading "Lather and Nothing Else" again and again so that I could quote it more in the SHAVE AND HAIRCUT thread.

    But fiiiiiine I'll go break shit as a kickass bull creature. geez

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    august wrote: »
    TIME DONKEY: This one is pretty self-explanatory.

    There is nothing self-explanatory about that at all.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I love the developers of this game

    Do they make you splume?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    oh man, this company rules

    another game idea they have:

    Raptoregon Trail: Instead of settlers, you play as raptors. Instead of bears, squirrels, and bison for food there are raptors. You hit them with an off-road jeep. The game is identical to Oregon Trail in every other respect.

    This is the new best game ever.

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  • mandarinmandarin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    this won't play on my computer

    i installed the unity player and everything
    doesn't work with chrome...understandable
    and for firefox & IE i get sound, but no video

    Unity has Chrome issues in the current version (input, usually). Sorry about that!

    Enjoy the game, guys!

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think I liked Jetpack Brontosaurus more than Off Road Velociraptor Safari. It was just so calm and peaceful floating around.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey Orik what was your profit?

    I got 36,270.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got to the end of the week and got $294,000 profit

    I'ma play again and wreck more shit this time

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    heh, I got $1,142,000 profit my first time playing

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    you have to upgrade your inventory so you can break more shit

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    you have to upgrade your inventory so you can break more shit
    also upgrade your insurance and your speed so you can get to more shit to break

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    TIME DONKEY: This one is pretty self-explanatory.

    There is nothing self-explanatory about that at all.

    you're a time donkey

    kinda figured that's what it's about

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