She was 6'0" with huge tits and long perfect legs. She went a little crazy when we broke up, but so did I, honestly, and we've since patched things up. I can see us getting back together in the future and we're both such tumultuous personalities that I can see us being one of those couples that are on-again/off-again until the day we die. Honestly, I hope it ends up like that and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Pics?
kthx
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Man, that sleazy dude has hepatitis B, jaundice, and his finger in your ex. That guy fucks ten year old girls because they're old enough to know it's bad, but still young enough to not be fertile. He only owns two pair of underwear: Inside underwear and Outside underwear. The Inside underwear are caked with every human secretion known, including bile, pus, and earwax. That dude needs a shower, a haircut, and some antibiotics.
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Man, that sleazy dude has hepatitis B, jaundice, and his finger in your ex. That guy fucks ten year old girls because they're old enough to know it's bad, but still young enough to not be fertile. He only owns two pair of underwear: Inside underwear and Outside underwear. The Inside underwear are caked with every human secretion known, including bile, pus, and earwax. That dude needs a shower, a haircut, and some antibiotics.
They also need to stop taking over the terminology "curvy" to describe their body type. Or at least mention how many 'curves' they're talking about. I'm not fat, but I'm fucking curvy as hell (all of the pin-up girl clothing lines were practically designed for my body, which is a body that I love: decent tits, tiny waist, good hips and an ass to match, with legs that are shaped by all of the longboarding, walking, and standing 12 hours at a time that I do).
So those bitches need to stop being like, "I'm 5'5 and 180 pounds, curvy!" No, you're NOT curvy, you're a fucking roll-covered potato, go on a diet, get solid in the right places, stay soft in the others, THEN you can start using my word, you fat bitch.
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Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.
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They also need to stop taking over the terminology "curvy" to describe their body type. Or at least mention how many 'curves' they're talking about. I'm not fat, but I'm fucking curvy as hell (all of the pin-up girl clothing lines were practically designed for my body, which is a body that I love: decent tits, tiny waist, good hips and an ass to match, with legs that are shaped by all of the longboarding, walking, and standing 12 hours at a time that I do).
So those bitches need to stop being like, "I'm 5'5 and 180 pounds, curvy!" No, you're NOT curvy, you're a fucking roll-covered potato, go on a diet, get solid in the right places, stay soft in the others, THEN you can start using my word, you fat bitch.
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Nurse
Pirate
Her and some sleezeball
There's no real nudity, but once again, some might consider those NSFW.
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it even has a picture of popcorn on it
t CapC; thanks for brightening my workday!
That nurse one is fucking awesome.
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GROW BACK YOUR CHI-MO MUSTACHE THIS INSTANT
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I edited it, but that was a typo, that was supposed to say "there's no real nudity" because there isn't.
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Too late! It's already been saved in my 10 terrabyte brainpornfile.
Man, I had one going for a little while after I got rid of the no-shave-november beard. I'll bring it back again one day I'm sure.
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I sure do!
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edit: dang
and that was not worth waiting for
Awkward.
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But I think you mean PICTURE.
KISSES
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Yeah that's me, but I don't have that mustache or that haircut anymore.
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And this is ONLY appropriate if you're making a hilarious allusion to the end of the book. Otherwise, fuck you I hate you.
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"Cthulu, not even once."
The thing I've noticed with tall gangly dudes is that they have abnormally long and gangly cocks. Damn you and your elephantine protuberance.
nah, i wasn't seriously trashing it, i just disliked how the book started
Nah, I have a tiny penis.
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Alternatively, I'm thinking about moving out to West Seattle and we found this house. Should I get it?
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/apa/953005551.html
hot tub parties.
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Christ what a dick.
You shut your filthy fucking mouth, sir
# dogs are OK - wooof
that means you just got really really fucking cool
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They also need to stop taking over the terminology "curvy" to describe their body type. Or at least mention how many 'curves' they're talking about. I'm not fat, but I'm fucking curvy as hell (all of the pin-up girl clothing lines were practically designed for my body, which is a body that I love: decent tits, tiny waist, good hips and an ass to match, with legs that are shaped by all of the longboarding, walking, and standing 12 hours at a time that I do).
So those bitches need to stop being like, "I'm 5'5 and 180 pounds, curvy!" No, you're NOT curvy, you're a fucking roll-covered potato, go on a diet, get solid in the right places, stay soft in the others, THEN you can start using my word, you fat bitch.
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