Brave Man Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fiance' SRSLY

DominoDeja

I've seen alot of wild things but this takes the cake. The last three min. took me on the ride of my life and you seriously won't believe what this guy did. And at first I didn't understand what he was doing moving all these things around but the mystery quickly unfolded and when I saw him jump off the cliff I gasped and was like OHHH MYYY GAWWDD!

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y


What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too.

Ringo

"This presentation was filmed entirely by the man you see and him alone"

What a liar.

PiptheFair

she better give some really good head

Volucrisus Aedrius

What.

What the fuck did I just watch.

Rankenphile

PiptheFair wrote: »

she better give some really good head

for the rest of her life

Widepath

that guy has such deep and passionate love for...himself.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Man, I wish I had tried to use the internet to send an elaborate plea to some bitch who probably doesn't deserve all those tractor tires to begin with.

Jordyn

That guy looks so out of place on a farm.

Jordyn

I remember those days in South Dakota, rolling tires down long stretches of grass, picking up rocks in my khakis.

One sec Ma! I gotta grab my belt to support my back! Ok, how far did you need this bale thrown?

space_satan

That was like a really really well done college application video.

I'm sorry I only watched like..bits and pieces, skipped around a bit.

Food

Oh John! Yes! Of course I'll take you back! I... I've always loved you, but I never realized it until I saw you driving around on your little tractor thing. Now come home and make love to me you big hunk of meat!

Dead Legend

Some faggot tryin' to drive some big daddy diesel and looks like a dumbass in the process of tossing hay around. I may be impressed if he was actually baling hay, but he all he's doing is tossing it around in khakis tryin' to impress folks. Mmm, love this shit!

Bearstranaut

I watched up untill the glamour shots of him falling down and getting back up, and then falling back down again


what a tool.

vsove

I got bored like a minute in and just skipped to the end.

It was uhh.. interesting.

Food

I think you guys complaining about this need to open your minds and accept the sheer hilarity of this situation. I mean, look at this guy! He actually does that thing where he stands on a cliff and yells! This is the real life Zapf Brannigan!

Bearstranaut

he's a real life waste of my time

Jordyn

Remember that part in Cliffhanger right at the beginning where that chick dies?


Man. That had to suck.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Here's my idea for a video better than this dude's.

I go out into a field with a scythe, bundling and slicing hay, baling it myself and heaving it into a large wagon, that I then drag along by a leather strap I grasp in my teeth.

Then I walk to the Goddamned ocean and construct a raft out of trees that I hack down with my hatchet, lashed together with twine I create by twisting together bark and human hair.

I carve the name "Seaward" on the side of my raft and push her out to sea.

And then I look at the camera and say "my dearest Loren, my loveliest angel, I hath named this raft in your honor, because you were the biggest C-Word I ever met in my entire life."

And then I dive into the water just as the raft explodes violently behind me, and I gun down a bunch of North Korean para-terrorists.

The end of the video is me shaking Bill Clinton's hand, showing him a picture of my ex, and having Slick Willy himself say "ah yeah, naw, son she ain't worth the trouble."

And then he busts out the Sax and he plays the solo from Baker's Street over the credits.

PiptheFair

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Here's my idea for a video better than this dude's.

I go out into a field with a scythe, bundling and slicing hay, baling it myself and heaving it into a large wagon, that I then drag along by a leather strap I grasp in my teeth.

Then I walk to the Goddamned ocean and construct a raft out of trees that I hack down with my hatchet, lashed together with twine I create by twisting together bark and human hair.

I carve the name "Seaward" on the side of my raft and push her out to sea.

And then I look at the camera and say "my dearest Loren, my loveliest angel, I hath named this raft in your honor, because you were the biggest C-Word I ever met in my entire life."

And then I dive into the water just as the raft explodes violently behind me, and I gun down a bunch of North Korean para-terrorists.

The end of the video is me shaking Bill Clinton's hand, showing her a picture of my ex, and having Slick Willy himself say "ah yeah, naw, son she ain't worth the trouble."

And then he busts out the Sax and he plays the solo from Baker's Street over the credits.

brilliant

Ringo

Volyu knocks it out of the park

Bearstranaut

hahahha

Druhim

that video was terrible and I think it made me ill

Widepath

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Here's my idea for a video better than this dude's.

I go out into a field with a scythe, bundling and slicing hay, baling it myself and heaving it into a large wagon, that I then drag along by a leather strap I grasp in my teeth.

Then I walk to the Goddamned ocean and construct a raft out of trees that I hack down with my hatchet, lashed together with twine I create by twisting together bark and human hair.

I carve the name "Seaward" on the side of my raft and push her out to sea.

And then I look at the camera and say "my dearest Loren, my loveliest angel, I hath named this raft in your honor, because you were the biggest C-Word I ever met in my entire life."

And then I dive into the water just as the raft explodes violently behind me, and I gun down a bunch of North Korean para-terrorists.

The end of the video is me shaking Bill Clinton's hand, showing him a picture of my ex, and having Slick Willy himself say "ah yeah, naw, son she ain't worth the trouble."

And then he busts out the Sax and he plays the solo from Baker's Street over the credits.

If i had enough posts i would report this for awesome.

Food

Huh. This thread is spam. It's been posted on a shit load of message boards and it's probably viral marketing for something. That explains a lot.

http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=%22What+do+you+think%3F+Will+he+beat+the+odds%3F+I+mean+this+is+a+true+life+real+life+story!+The+message+at+the+end+is+so+true+too.%22

L|ama

Yeah, it's been posted here before, with the exact same message.

Clint Eastwood

God damnit, GamerGRRRRRRRL posted this already!

Butler

This should have been called "Buff love".

Bearstranaut

who is this GamerGrrl I keep hearin about

she seems like some sort of phantom that lurks in all your most horrible dreams.

Butler

GameGrrl is the new Skull Man.

Bearstranaut

This does not clear up anything

Futore

This is the best thing that I have ever seen everty ever.

I am smiling with a huge open-mouth grin

because i cannot breathe from laughing so much

Butler

Bearstranaut wrote: »

This does not clear up anything

Skull Man was this guy who was really dumb for a while and was always doing bad PA comic edits

but gradually he gained a following and his edits improved and he had a kind of cult popularity.

He did blisteringly well in the Forum Battles this year (beat the shit out of me in the first round) and then just kind of became unhinged and descended back into madness

he got banned for PMing loads of people really strange videos

RIP, Skull Man. You were one hell of a guy for a little while there.

DJ Eebs

seriously though didn't motorola guy post this thread before

Bearstranaut

wait, was he that 13 year old kid who was fantastic at drawing, or is that a different skull man

Jacques L'Homme

Eugh!

What the fuck was that?!

I feel dirty all over.

And if I were this Lauren gall, I'd be thoroughly creeped out by this video and try even harder to keep that bulky monstrosity out of my life.

Dead Legend

Bearstranaut wrote: »

wait, was he that 13 year old kid who was fantastic at drawing, or is that a different skull man

I think Skull Man was a little bit older than 13, unless he was an excellent story fabricator, because he had some entertaining tales that one would expect a 18 - 23 (not at all random numbers pulled out of my taint!) to relate to others.

He was alright. I'd say way older than 13 though.

Bearstranaut

my oh my the history of this place...

Butler

I can't even remember 9/10ths of it. Because of the time difference I'm asleep when most shit goes down.

sarukun

Whatever else is going on with this guy, he's really quite terrible at falling down.


I have never seen a faker stumble.



Holy Christ, this is absolutely the worst thing I have ever seen.

Volucrisus Aedrius

It wasn't until the stumble that I was like "yeah, I could do something way cooler than this."

sarukun

Sure, that guy moved tires with his damn muscles


but fuck, I'm pretty sure I could get like, a bunch of other dudes to do that shit for me


and really, that's a kind of power you can't just get with a gym member ship and lots of free time.