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Need Music for Strippers

BuddiesBuddies Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
So my brother is comming home from the Navy for 18 days of leave. My friends and I are throwing a party and have lined up two strippers for a couple hours. Now, I do not go to strip clubs, or clubs for that matter so I am at a loss for what girls like to take their clothes off to in terms of music. Both for a group of people (up to 20, male and female) and for private dances.

This is what I have gathered so far.

Timberlake - Bringing Sexy Back ??? Not too sure, but I think it works
Akon Ft. Snoop - I wanna fuck you
Britney Spears - Gimmie More
Nelly - Hot in here ??? Is that too old?

Even though they are strippers, I want them to respect me for picking great music for them to dance too. I know there is a good possibility of them bringing their own music(If they are worth their money), but I've been to a bachelor party where we got a bait and switch on some girls and they had no music with them.

What are your suggestions? What songs do you like to dance too? Now which songs make you want to get naked and rub your naughty bits on strangers?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Rob Zombie American Made Music To Strip By

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hear that the Thong Song is popular with strippers and their ilk

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I've never heard Thong Song played in a strip club.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The one time I went to a strip club, that was the first damn song I heard. It was an ill omen.

    Honestly though, if you could contact the strippers and ask them what they like to dance to, that would probably be the way to go.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Cherry Pie, by Warrant. It's a strip-club standard to the point that's it is a parody of itself.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You may want to ask the strippers what songs they like to strip to. Other than that... hip hop, some 90s rock and shit like Motley Crue.

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Grundlterror wrote: »
    You may want to ask the strippers what songs they like to strip to. Other than that... hip hop, some 90s rock and shit like Motley Crue.

    Does that include Oasis? Would that be a good idea?

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    LewishamLewisham Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Grundlterror wrote: »
    You may want to ask the strippers what songs they like to strip to. Other than that... hip hop, some 90s rock and shit like Motley Crue.

    Does that include Oasis? Would that be a good idea?

    Are you saying that stripping to Wonderwall would be bad?

    That is a strong accusation, sir!

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    EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Don't they usually bring their own shit?

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    push it....no you push it........ push it real good

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    Fizban140Fizban140 Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    These are strippers, I highly doubt they will be critiquing your choice of music as long as you are not trying to play some really stupid shit.

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    supabeastsupabeast Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    EskimoDave wrote: »
    Don't they usually bring their own shit?

    Yes.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Grundlterror wrote: »
    You may want to ask the strippers what songs they like to strip to. Other than that... hip hop, some 90s rock and shit like Motley Crue.

    Does that include Oasis? Would that be a good idea?

    I thought I wrote fast/hard 90s rock, no pussy stuff :P

    Just thinking of what I've heard in strip clubs. White Zombie, NIN, STP and shit like that.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it depends on the girls. some girls like to strip to fast stuff, some to slower stuff.

    I'm generally distracted and not paying attention to the music, but I know I've heard a lot of Tool when there are boobies in my face.

    and one song I've heard A LOT is Check on It by Beyonce

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oooh throw this one in there

    Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

    (I wouldn't do this unless you were sure the strippers had a good sense of humor)

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    L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the peaches.

    eg."sucking on my titties while your watching me, calling me."

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    strakha_7strakha_7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Can't go wrong with ACDC Back in Black. The whole album is stripper music man.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Rob Zombie American Made Music To Strip By

    Damn, I saw the thread and came in to post this. Good show.

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    oldsakoldsak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    [strike]the[/strike] peaches.

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    robotbeboprobotbebop Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Itchy Bitchy by KMFDM

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I second Peaches and Salt N' Peppa.

    and it's "Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time like Blondie.." etc.

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    CheeriosCheerios Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Closer by Nine Inch Nails. end of thread.

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    Evil GummyEvil Gummy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's going to depend on the stripper. At my club, we do a rock set and the rest of the sets are hip hop style music really. I'm personally sick of the music the DJs play, only one of them puts on decent rock.

    Some of the popular songs I hear each night-

    M.I.A- paper planes
    That Katey Perry song...I kissed a girl and i liked it?
    NIN- Closer (thought I love to dance to this one)
    Rhinna- Umbrella
    Fergie- Glamorous
    That damn Cyclone song
    Sean Kingston- Suicidal


    ...And many more, blech. But really, anything with a good beat works if you don't know their tastes. Chances are they'll bring their own music though, most girls prefer to.

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    tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robotbebop wrote: »
    Itchy Bitchy by KMFDM

    Not bad.

    Try The Prodigy.

    Also, joke suggestion: Merzbow.

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    L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mim wrote: »
    I second Peaches and Salt N' Peppa.

    and it's "Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time like Blondie.." etc.
    i was way off... damn.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This shit right here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsyZdeFjug

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You should queue up a list of 80s television theme songs. I hear that shit gets the strippers all hot and bothered.

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    MidshipmanMidshipman Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8w98WZ_pcw

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    musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    how the fuck has pour some sugar on me not been mentioned

    I have to resist the urge to strip to that song when I'm driving my car and I'm a dude.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't think I remember a single song from a strip bar

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    john_boy-1313john_boy-1313 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i had the honor of playing dj one night at a strip club when i was dating one of the girls that worked there, i found it way way more entertaining to play music that you find entertaing, noting is more funny than say, watching a nude girl attemt to dance to something like slayer. i lol'd for weeks

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    shutzshutz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There's one song you ABSOLUTELY need. Check out this example to learn what the song is.

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    JNighthawkJNighthawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    musanman wrote: »
    how the fuck has pour some sugar on me not been mentioned

    I have to resist the urge to strip to that song when I'm driving my car and I'm a dude.

    It has. The real name of the song is "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.

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    MrBeelzyMrBeelzy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JNighthawk wrote: »
    musanman wrote: »
    how the fuck has pour some sugar on me not been mentioned

    I have to resist the urge to strip to that song when I'm driving my car and I'm a dude.

    It has. The real name of the song is "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.

    "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard is definitely not the same song as "Cherry Pie" by Warrant. "Cherry Pie" has absolutely no lyrics about sugar or pouring for that matter.

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    JNighthawkJNighthawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MrBeelzy wrote: »
    JNighthawk wrote: »
    musanman wrote: »
    how the fuck has pour some sugar on me not been mentioned

    I have to resist the urge to strip to that song when I'm driving my car and I'm a dude.

    It has. The real name of the song is "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.

    "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard is definitely not the same song as "Cherry Pie" by Warrant. "Cherry Pie" has absolutely no lyrics about sugar or pouring for that matter.

    Wow, look at me, being stupid. Can we go back a few hours before I publicly said stupid things?

    I don't know why I thought they were the same song, but hey, we've already established that I said stupid things.

    Also, while this thread is great, wouldn't a stripper bring their own music?

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    ArafatArafat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I received a naked lapdance on Super massive black hole by Muse

    dark and sensual :winky:

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    BuddiesBuddies Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thanks for all the recommendations.

    Feel free to talk about your stripping experiences, as long as you include what song was playing while you were stripping or being stripped on.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    each dancer has their own style and their own music preferences that match that style

    that said, three of the songs in the OP, to me, sound like poor stripping songs; just because a song plays at a club doesn't mean it's a good song to strip to

    here are some ideas... listen to these songs and find stuff similar to it if you like the sound (most of them are R&B, as a warning)

    Akon - I Wanna Fuck You (this is the only one you got right, in my opinion)
    Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
    EMF - Unbelievable
    Baby Bash - Suga Suga
    Eve - Let Me Blow Yo Mind
    Brandy - Full Moon
    Britney Spears - I'm a Slave for You; I Love Rock and Roll
    Ciara - Candy Shop
    Christina Milian - Dip it Low
    Next - Too Close
    Crazy Town - Butterfly
    112 - Peaches and Cream
    Fergie - Glamorous
    Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
    J.Lo - I'm Real
    Janet Jackson - All For You
    Mariah Carey - Touch My Body; Honey
    Montell Jordin - Get it On Tonight
    Ms. Teeq - Scandalous
    R Kelly - Ignition
    Rihanna - Disturbia
    Sisqo - Thong Song
    T-Pain feat Akon - Bartender
    TLC - Creep; Diggin' On You
    Toni Braxton - You're Making Me High
    Usher - You Make Me Wanna
    Warrant - Cherry Pie

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    CoJoeTheLawyerCoJoeTheLawyer Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The best "stripper music" always seems to be trashy 80s' hair metal ("Cherry Pie" by Warrant; "Poundcake" by Van Halen), some late 90's hip-hop pop ("Thong Song" by Sisquo) and maybe some old-school Prince.

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    KanedaxKanedax Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    musanman wrote: »
    how the fuck has pour some sugar on me not been mentioned

    I have to resist the urge to strip to that song when I'm driving my car and I'm a dude.

    Quoted for fucking truth.

    Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry is also acceptable.

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