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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    beavo thinks it's cold where she lives

    Baker Act the bitch

    edit: I love you, Dru. You make me giggle
    NO YOU CANNOT KISS MY PENIS

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    the reason i hate them is because people around here wear uggs every day as if they were regular shoes even when its not snowing or inclimate weather. It's understandable to wear them in the snow obviously but i mean really its 45 degrees right now take off your grubby boots

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    man there are colder places in canada, but at least those are dry colds.

    yeah this is true
    ontario is awful in the winter
    i spent a winter in the t.dot. it is an extremely dry cold.

    nova scotia has had some brutal days
    we usually hit -20 at least one day in the winter
    and with windchill we've dropped to -30 to -40 range.

    plus we get a fierce wind coming off the ocean sometimes.

    i get cold so easily, especially my feet and my hands.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    the reason i hate them is because people around here wear uggs every day as if they were regular shoes even when its not snowing or inclimate weather. It's understandable to wear them in the snow obviously but i mean really its 45 degrees right now take off your grubby boots

    yeah that's kind of dumb
    people around here do that too

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    also you are about 60 pounds overweight so wearing your boots every day wears down the inside so you end up walking funny and really you probably should just stay inside from now on before you embarrass yourself further



    im talking to you girl i saw at the mall yesterday

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    leather jacket. gloves

    I'm good up to and including -20
    I got Resist 5 (Frost) as a hereditary racial feat

    now when its like -30 and THEN windchill, I just don't go outside. fuck that noise

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    leather jacket. gloves

    I'm good up to and including -20
    I got Resist 5 (Frost) as a hereditary racial feat

    now when its like -30 and THEN windchill, I just don't go outside. fuck that noise

    those days where you walk outside, and it's disgustingly cold, plus windy
    wind blows right in your face and it's so shocking and awful, your breath catches in your throat and you can't breath for like a minute
    then your snot freezes in your nose
    and you get an ice cream headache
    so you turn around, go back inside and call in sick for work haha.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't think I'd feel justified doing that since my work is like, a 2 minute walk away.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    beavo thinks it's cold where she lives

    Baker Act the bitch

    edit: I love you, Dru. You make me giggle
    NO YOU CANNOT KISS MY PENIS

    Oh sir, what ever could you mean?

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I thought uggs were named uggs because that is the sound sane people make when they see a pair

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they call it the xbox 360 because when you walk up to it you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    they call it the xbox 360 because when you walk up to it you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
    i've been putting my discs in wrong this whole time!

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    they call it the xbox 360 because when you walk up to it you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away

    so when you see a 360, you turn around 360 degrees and walk away from the console?
    i want you to think good and hard about this, wren.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavs do you know how to moon walk

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    beavs do you know how to moon walk

    hahaha oh my bad!

    man.
    i wish i could moon walk.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    i dont think they call it moonkwalking in canada


    they call it jacksoning

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    i dont think they call it moonkwalking in canada


    they call it jacksoning

    I dont think anyone calls it moonkwalking

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    i call it moonkwalking


    what now

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you have to grab your crotch at the exact instant the tray closes, too.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you don't count as an anybody

    a anybody.. anybody.. whatever you're supposed to be put in there

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    at least im not a nobody then

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    the best indoor comfort clothing is being nude and wrapping up in a big blanket like a robe

    bubble wrap and lots of vaseline is superior

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously this movie was so good

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    8-)

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it seems shocking, but i bet dollars to donuts that wren actually does that

    you know what i hate?
    the phrase "dollars to donuts"
    i had a teacher that used it all the time

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    how did you know about the donuts

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wren runs a homemade sex toys site

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    We should put all chinese people on the moon

    does this mean I get to be an astronaut

    A sex astronaut

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    an asstronaut

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    sexstronaut

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    1. Mouse wheel
    2. Attach preferred phallic toy to axel
    3. Mouse

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    1. Mouse wheel
    2. Attach preferred phallic toy to axel
    3. Mouse

    Lemmiwinks

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I liked lemmiwink's little hat. it was so cute.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    whoah wait I've been up for 32 hours now goodnight

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    sexstronaut

    cocksmonaut

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously guys this movie made me so happy

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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    why do so many sweatpants wearing girls walk on the side of the ugg instead of on the sole

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sea legs

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    vrst wrote: »
    why do so many sweatpants wearing girls walk on the side of the ugg instead of on the sole

    this is exactly what im talking about

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    seriously guys this movie made me so happy

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    "Room service!"

    "LAPD!"

    "Where's my food?"

    "We ate it."

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