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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Robothero deciding to read Twilight is what killed John Updike

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Robothero, when you say you're going to read Twilight, do you mean you'll read merely Twilight, the first book, or will you be reading the entire Twilight Series?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Updike

    nooooooooo

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Posted this in another thread, but I had forgotten that there is actually a book thread!

    Ella Minnow Pea is an epistolary novel about a fictional small island nation of the coast of South Carolina. The country was founded by the man who wrote the sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" (which uses every letter in the alphabet in only 35 letters).

    They live kind of like the Amish, and have a large cultural love of the English language. The letters are mostly written by Ella, a young girl who lives in one of the main villages. The country has a statue to the creator of the sentence in the middle of their main village. One day, one of the letters of the sentence breaks off, and the town elders decide that it's a sign to remove it from usage. So every time a letter falls off, it's banned, and the writers have to find ways to express themselves without using them. If correspondence is found bearing the forbidden script, there are three levels of punishment

    1) stocks
    2)banishment
    3)death

    So the letters quickly devolve as the writers try find a way to prove that the statue is not truly a sign from the afterlife, which their leaders have set out as portraying a sentence that uses all 25 letters while going under the 35 letter limit of the original sentence.

    If you like language and/or alternate history novels, this one is really, really wonderful

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    I N V I C T U SI N V I C T U S Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's the nerdiest idea for a book.

    I love it.

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    BY THE HOARY FUCKING HOSTS!
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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think I need to read that.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that actually sounds... really neat. and I just checked the bookstore down the way, they do have a copy.

    should I get it?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    that actually sounds... really neat. and I just checked the bookstore down the way, they do have a copy.

    should I get it?

    yes, as nerdy as it sounds it is really good.

    But don't take my word for it!

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    okay if I don't like it I'm gonna beat you up

    just gonna wait at the jungle gym for you

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    whatever happened to RABDARGAB?

    they owe me like $300

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    Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Need some help finding a book. I believe its a fantasy book. Two different groups live near each other. One is a warrior/hunter type group, the other is a strange group that has a thing about sleeping, dreams (they think dreams are important) and everyone shares parenting. The main character's father is a or the leader of the warrior group, and he has a possibly crazy sister who turns out to be a dragon. I don't know why but the main character (warrior group) and his friend from the other group set out to travel, either because they did something or they're carrying a message, I can't remember. There are invaders, and the main characters father is captured, and at some point sleeps with a human/invader hybrid female. Near or at the end the main character has found a cursed dagger of some sort.

    I maybe read this several years ago, and I think it was newish at the time. A biggish book, but it was the hardback I remember reading.
    that does not sound like a good book

    abort your quest

    Yeah, that sounds like shit
    Why not read a real book?

    I don't want to read it, I just want to remember what it's bloody called, it's been bugging me, and I don't want to spend money for 2 trains to get to the library where I first took it out. I do remember skipping like the whole middle half of it though.

    And I just remembered there are elves in it.

    There was a scene in a market I remembered too.

    The two main characters stopped at a market, and I believe they stopped at an elf's stall or something. One of them bit a coin, he doesn't care about money, but recognizes the worth of metal.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well that narrows it down

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I know. Seriously.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did anyone else read The Mad Scientists' Club when they were younger? I loved those books.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    The Graveyard Book wins Newberry Medal

    guess i should read it now

    I gotta say, I thought it was pretty mediocre

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so i totally read the road

    holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    The Graveyard Book wins Newberry Medal

    guess i should read it now

    I gotta say, I thought it was pretty mediocre

    well they just announced the film version, so

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    The Graveyard Book wins Newberry Medal

    guess i should read it now

    I gotta say, I thought it was pretty mediocre

    well they just announced the film version, so

    twilight got a film too

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    why would you compare The Graveyard Book to Twilight

    why

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    The Graveyard Book wins Newberry Medal

    guess i should read it now

    I gotta say, I thought it was pretty mediocre

    well they just announced the film version, so

    twilight got a film too

    I'm just saying that somebody liked it, obviously

    I haven't read it, but the news was relevant, so

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Need some help finding a book. I believe its a fantasy book. Two different groups live near each other. One is a warrior/hunter type group, the other is a strange group that has a thing about sleeping, dreams (they think dreams are important) and everyone shares parenting. The main character's father is a or the leader of the warrior group, and he has a possibly crazy sister who turns out to be a dragon. I don't know why but the main character (warrior group) and his friend from the other group set out to travel, either because they did something or they're carrying a message, I can't remember. There are invaders, and the main characters father is captured, and at some point sleeps with a human/invader hybrid female. Near or at the end the main character has found a cursed dagger of some sort.

    I maybe read this several years ago, and I think it was newish at the time. A biggish book, but it was the hardback I remember reading.
    that does not sound like a good book

    abort your quest

    Yeah, that sounds like shit
    Why not read a real book?

    I don't want to read it, I just want to remember what it's bloody called, it's been bugging me, and I don't want to spend money for 2 trains to get to the library where I first took it out. I do remember skipping like the whole middle half of it though.

    And I just remembered there are elves in it.

    There was a scene in a market I remembered too.

    The two main characters stopped at a market, and I believe they stopped at an elf's stall or something. One of them bit a coin, he doesn't care about money, but recognizes the worth of metal.

    You should write this novel yourself, in the form of posts about your memories of it.

    You'd have all the English profs making eyes at you from across the room.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    The Graveyard Book wins Newberry Medal

    guess i should read it now

    I gotta say, I thought it was pretty mediocre

    well they just announced the film version, so

    twilight got a film too

    I'm just saying that somebody liked it, obviously

    I haven't read it, but the news was relevant, so

    yeah i havent read it either

    and i don't doubt it's way better than twilight

    just saying that a film version doesn't mean it's good

    wasn't a shot against you or anything my ghostly friend

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    whoa whoa whoa

    I said it was mediocre but comparing anything neil gaiman has written to twilight is just heinous

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm sorry

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WAIT SATANIC JESUS

    AN ELF STALL?

    I MAY KNOW WHAT BOOK IT IS

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    te absolvo

    go read two joyce short stories and a yeats poem

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth

    in Avenue Q in the song "For Now"

    what're they going to say instead of "George Bush is only for now"

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    premature evacutation

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    one too many t's in that second word there

    in other news a game of thrones is awesome but i'm worried that catelyn
    has done a very bad thing by capturing tyrion

    edit: also why did you post that in this thread

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    Robothero deciding to read Twilight is what killed John Updike

    this made me laugh

    and then i cried a bit :(




    I just want to read the first book. This way I will have cold hard knowledge of how awful it is instead of just conjecture.


    Although I hear there is sexins and babies in the later books

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Quoth

    in Avenue Q in the song "For Now"

    what're they going to say instead of "George Bush is only for now"

    oh sna--

    the economy?

    nancy pelosi?

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    one too many t's in that second word there

    in other news a game of thrones is awesome but i'm worried that catelyn
    has done a very bad thing by capturing tyrion

    edit: also why did you post that in this thread

    bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahah

    hey guys look at lockout

    he thinks things happening in game of thrones are important

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    one too many t's in that second word there

    in other news a game of thrones is awesome but i'm worried that catelyn
    has done a very bad thing by capturing tyrion

    edit: also why did you post that in this thread

    um

    because the other one was locked, and this is the closest thread to pooping

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    one too many t's in that second word there

    in other news a game of thrones is awesome but i'm worried that catelyn
    has done a very bad thing by capturing tyrion

    edit: also why did you post that in this thread

    bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahah

    hey guys look at lockout

    he thinks things happening in game of thrones are important
    fuck i'm sorry

    i'll just go away until i've caught up :(

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    no dont Lockout

    Yaya is just being a dick for no reason

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh come on by comparison to the other books like two important things happen in Game of Thrones

    also hi Bale

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    oh come on by comparison to the other books like two important things happen in Game of Thrones

    also hi Bale
    really yaya

    really

    like starting all of the major plotlines isn't important

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So I'm 3/4 through The Hunchback of Notre Dame
    And finally to the Quasimodo and Esmeralda part
    Which is obviously the best part of the book
    Funny, my initial There's Something About Mary comparison becomes more apt
    There is a lot of examples of bad love, selfish love where a person only thinks about their own feelings and how the other person makes them feel
    Never thinking at all about the other person
    Versus completely selfless love, only thinking of the other person and nothing about yourself

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    oh come on by comparison to the other books like two important things happen in Game of Thrones

    also hi Bale
    really yaya

    really

    like starting all of the major plotlines isn't important

    setting up-wise it's super important yes

    but event wise nothing really happens

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man, I just started reading A Song Of Ice and Fire again too
    and I have forgotten how much I love Tyrion

    seriously, that little imp is awesome

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