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ITT Bill Murray crashes your party

ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
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  • Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I need to get to Williamsburg

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bill murray is the best man

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    there are other actors i would like to party with more, but damn

    bill motherfuckin' murray

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I honestly can't think of any that are still alive that I would like to party with more.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fuuuck he is getting old. :(

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    I honestly can't think of any that are still alive that I would like to party with more.
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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, it could be this is actually a depressing turn of events but common, it's Bill Murray.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DID SOMEONE SAY CLOONEY???

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    awwww jeah!

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i heard somewhere that clooney is one of those guys that drinks all the booze and then dips out

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It would be so hard not to get drunk and tell Bill Murray my dad made me a ghostbusters costume out of old car junk when I was a kid and it was the best Halloween ever.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bill Murray: Cooler than cool and can beat up your dad?

    More at eleven.

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  • Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Then again, perhaps he's just toying with us all. There's an urban legend that's gone round until no one is sure who it happened to, or if it happened at all. It was late one night, a few years ago, when a young man was walking through Union Square Park. He suddenly felt someone behind him, their hands over his eyes. When he turned in surprise, there was Bill Murray, his creased face leaning in close. Bill whispered, "No one is ever going to believe you," and then just walked away.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    george clooney sat in front of me on a flight once and he left the seat back the whole time!

    fuckin' dick

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wonder if Bill Murray just wakes up the next morning after these parties, has no recollection of leaving his house, and only finds out about it in the papers. Like some sort of party addicted somnambulist.

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    blue_tape met Bill Murray once.

    "Eight years ago now, I was out being a mallrat with my friends - riding the escalators in front of Barnes & Noble, being punk trash, etc.

    Heading up the escalator, who should we see coming down the other one but Mr. Bill Murray. After running back down the up, I caught him right as he was heading into the bookstore. Our conversation was as follows.

    "Oh shit. Bill Murray."

    "Haha, hi."

    "You're Bill Murray."

    "Yup."

    "Oh my god. Bill Murray. You're Bill Murray."

    "Mhm."

    "Dude. You're Bill Murray."

    "I'm.. I'm going to go into the store now, alright?"

    "Yeah, yeah. Later, Bill Murray."

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He probably banged all those chicks in the second link.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Students told the papers he helped them do the dishes when it turned out there were no glasses left to drink from.

    A different party, but apparently he is just a polite dude going through a tough time and wants to spend some time with the youth of the nation

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    maybe Murray's just doing this to promote his next film which hasn't been announced yet, but when it is we'll all be, "oh ok, he's in another movie as a middle aged guy recently divorced and living it up in that way only Murray can really pull off"

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bill Murray should come to my house and toke some fuckin nugz

    I bet Bill Murray rolls a mean joint

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It makes me sad, actually

    do you see that face? he looks so lonely

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim is jealous.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dru, you ain't no bill murray

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It was late one night, a few years ago, when a young man was walking through Union Square Park. He suddenly felt someone behind him, their hands over his eyes. When he turned in surprise, there was Bill Murray, his creased face leaning in close. Bill whispered, "No one is ever going to believe you," and then just walked away.

    I am laughing so hard

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Didn't know his marriage was in shambles

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    He probably banged all those chicks in the second link.

    (at once, of course)

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One 30-year-old magazine editor who lives in a fashionable building in the West Village says that when he took his dog for a walk at around 7:45 a.m. on Election Day, he spotted Bill—in a tennis visor and sunglasses—emerging from his lobby. "He looked like he'd spent the night in the building," speculated the source. "Despite his getup, I recognized that adorable doughy jawline, and thought, 'Hey, Bill Murray just banged my neighbor!' It was totally a booty call." For weeks after the encounter, the source eyed up every attractive woman in his building, wondering if she was Bill's latest conquest.

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "How'd you like to go back to the bedroom and play with my proton pack?"

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One 30-year-old magazine editor who lives in a fashionable building in the West Village says that when he took his dog for a walk at around 7:45 a.m. on Election Day, he spotted Bill—in a tennis visor and sunglasses—emerging from his lobby. "He looked like he'd spent the night in the building," speculated the source. "Despite his getup, I recognized that adorable doughy jawline, and thought, 'Hey, Bill Murray just banged my neighbor!' It was totally a booty call." For weeks after the encounter, the source eyed up every attractive woman in his building, wondering if she was Bill's latest conquest.

    The answer was yes every time.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Now everybody will claim to have slept with Bill Murray.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that "no one is ever going to believe you" bit kills me

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i will be the first to admit that bill murray rocked my can

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OH MY GOD

    I'm talking to this girl right now who I was thinking of dating

    not anymore


    I was telling her about this article and she's like "I don't know who Bill Murray is"

    so I was all, you know, Ghostbusters





    "Never seen it."

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Didn't know his marriage was in shambles
    it's not
    the divorce was finalized
    so his marriage just isn't

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i've never seen ghostbusters either

    sorry!

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    I'm talking to this girl right now who I was thinking of dating

    not anymore


    I was telling her about this article and she's like "I don't know who Bill Murray is"

    so I was all, you know, Ghostbusters





    "Never seen it."

    She must be purged.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    I'm talking to this girl right now who I was thinking of dating

    not anymore


    I was telling her about this article and she's like "I don't know who Bill Murray is"

    so I was all, you know, Ghostbusters





    "Never seen it."
    son, you have a duty to hatefuck her

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    I'm talking to this girl right now who I was thinking of dating

    not anymore


    I was telling her about this article and she's like "I don't know who Bill Murray is"

    so I was all, you know, Ghostbusters





    "Never seen it."

    Why don't you just watch Ghostbusters with her?

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  • Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    OH MY GOD

    I'm talking to this girl right now who I was thinking of dating

    not anymore


    I was telling her about this article and she's like "I don't know who Bill Murray is"

    so I was all, you know, Ghostbusters





    "Never seen it."

    I think it's still salvageable.

    Just link her here.

    But make sure not to speak to her until you've confirmed that she's watched it through.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You could take her to see ghostbusters you twit

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