I briefly dated a girl who worked at a women's reproductive health clinic.
The logo of this clinic was a silhouette of the female reproductive system, and our first date was right after her work, so she was wearing a sweater with it on at the time.
So I said "Is that a uterus on your shirt or are you just happy to see me?"
She laughed and said, "Good eye! Most people ask me if it's a cow's skull."
"Well, I guess there was a reason Georgia O'Keefe started painting cow's skulls after she got bored with flowers."
Yeah, I've even had sex with one. I'm just being silly. :P
Biology in general fascinates and freaks me out. We are totally gross fleshy machines but it's so amazing that all our parts work in unison to sustain our life and propagate the next life.
Yeah... it's almost like we were designed... intelligently...
Fuzzy says what I was trying to say. Biology is really fucking creepy. Insides are mushy and in general something that one would think to avoid. But nah there's a huge attraction.
What sort of ignorant retard can't tell fallopian tubes from horns? Though I guess to be fair I haven't see the logo, maybe it really does look like a cow skull.
What sort of ignorant retard can't tell fallopian tubes from horns? Though I guess to be fair I haven't see the logo, maybe it really does look like a cow skull.
It was small and stuff and there really is a resemblance
and people are stupid
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
What sort of ignorant retard can't tell fallopian tubes from horns? Though I guess to be fair I haven't see the logo, maybe it really does look like a cow skull.
It was small and stuff and there really is a resemblance
and people are stupid
I think a stranger would be more likely to assume it's not vagina related.
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OKAY IM GOING TO INSERT MY SPONGY FLESH INTO YOUR MUSHY FLESH OKAY
HERE WE GO
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY ROLL OVER
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY GET UP
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY BEND OVER
WOOOOOOOO
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY HOLD ON LEMME GET A GLASS OF WATER
OKAY LET'S DO THIS AGAIN
WAIT YOU GOTTA PEE OKAY I'LL WAIT HERE
WOOOOOOOO
SLOW DOWN A MINUTE
W O O O O O O
WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OH WOW THAT'S REALLY
OH
WOOOOOOOO
ITS OVER
WANNA PUT ON SOME MUSIC OR SOMETHING WHILE WE CUDDLE
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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OKAY IM GOING TO INSERT MY SPONGY FLESH INTO YOUR MUSHY FLESH OKAY
HERE WE GO
WHERE'S THE CONDOMS
GIMME A SEC I PUT IT ON THE WRONG WAY ROUND
NO WAIT IT'S STILL IN THE WRAPPER
I'LL GET ANOTHER ONE
IT'S ON
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY ROLL OVER
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY GET UP
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY BEND OVER
WOOOOOOOO
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
WOOOOOOOO
OKAY HOLD ON LEMME GET A GLASS OF WATER
OKAY LET'S DO THIS AGAIN
WAIT YOU GOTTA PEE OKAY I'LL WAIT HERE
WOOOOOOOO
SLOW DOWN A MINUTE
W O O O O O O
WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OH WOW THAT'S REALLY
ARE YOU CLOSE YET
OH
WOOOOOOOO
ITS OVER
WHERE'S MY UNDERWEAR I'M GONNA GO CLEAN MY COCK OFF
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Just have to recharge, eh?
Really we're the product of everybody else failing.
Evolution is kind of like the Peter Principle in action.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I be hungry.
(Translation - drop by a deli and get a not-roast beef sandwich because I think you guys killed my ability to ever eat one again)
In the sack? Not much. :P
Fuzzy says what I was trying to say. Biology is really fucking creepy. Insides are mushy and in general something that one would think to avoid. But nah there's a huge attraction.
pleasepaypreacher.net
HERE WE GO
WOOOOOOOO
ITS OVER
I'm tempted to awesome this, but I think it's just because it's all about me.
It was small and stuff and there really is a resemblance
and people are stupid
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Sorry, would you rather talk about LOTRO than vagoos?
thanks.
That's killed what little of a sex drive I had left.
japan may well hunt you down and rape you.
STOP
DRINKING
ALCOHOL
vagoos need more bloom effects
I think a stranger would be more likely to assume it's not vagina related.
Okay, now I don't understand. You want him to stop drinking alcohol? You may as well ask someone to stop breathing!
Look we understand that hetero sex isn't your thing, but we don't go around making fun of your homo sex :P
The swimmers drowning? :P
How's the great eastern provinces doing? Your government is having a right barney at ours at the moment, and quite rightly I think.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Better anti-aliasing too.
Fucking jaggies.
Personally yeah, because the vagoo conversation is like someone trying to say chocolate is a bad flavor.
pleasepaypreacher.net
DUE, fembots with built-in fleshlights are not indicative of actual female vagoos
PSSHHH, who needs them, we have Quid and Rad.
I thought japan and bob were our resident couple. Cass and Choco are more SE++
Oh I seem to remember this now