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Under the knife

The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
So tomorrow I'm getting surgery to get my tonsils removed, my deviated septum fixed, and my turbinates reduced.

I've stocked up on soft foods, jello, and sherbet for during the recovery. I'm kinda nervous, but this is probably something I should have had done quite a while ago. But I just hit my deductible on my health insurance, so it's gonna be a helluva lot cheaper now.


My tonsils have always been pretty huge. They're also very full of cracks and crevices that fill up with crap and give me tonsil stones that I have to hack up out of my throat now and then.

For the turbinates and septum, I've never been able to breathe well through my nose. It's not impossible, but if I am breathing through my nose for a while, I have to stop and then take a big deep breath through my mouth. When I get hit strongly with allergies, the sinus pressure is almost unbearable.

My dad had a similar procedure done before I was born and he said it made a world of difference for him.


This is my third surgery to date. The other times were when I got my wisdom teeth out and that time I had cancer.


What kinds of operations have you had?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have the operation where I really hope that you're okay, Geek.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah it was a cool game but I decided to trade in anyway
    Don't see much replay value

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have my tonsils and adnoids out, Geek.

    Not gonna lie, it kinda sucked for awhile and I need to stay over at the hospital. But, it's very much worth not having them try to kill me every 3-4 months.

    Good luck, Dude.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I've had a double hernia operation. Getting them sucked, the operation was fine.

    Except for the fact that I had to go back to the emergency room ten hours later because I have yet to pee. Getting a catheter is the worst thing thats ever happened to.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    but you're beautiful just the way you are

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hear it's dangerous if you're old or something.

    I hope you don't die.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also you're better off without those tonsil things
    Fuck them

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Good luck man.

    I've never had to be operated on but I have been in the hospital before for a car accident. That was certainly an interesting day.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Commence Operation: Geek Cloned From Discarded Mouth Tissue

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I have my tonsils and adnoids out, Geek.

    Not gonna lie, it kinda sucked for awhile and I need to stay over at the hospital. But, it's very much worth not having them try to kill me every 3-4 months.

    Good luck, Dude.

    Yeah, I've got an overnight stay. If it was just the septum and turbinates, it'd probably be outpatient.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I actually think it's better to pull it as an overnight. You aren't tempted to eat something stupid and they give you some pretty nice meds.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    hope it all goes smoothly Geek

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had hernia surgery last month so now I have a wicked 4" scar just above my junk

    Apparently with the current cost of the Canadian health care system I'm now the $6,000,000 man. That little plastic junk they sew in had to be hand crafted by overpaid union workers you know

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hope you make a speedy recovery, man! Hopefully you'll be much more comfortable after it's all said and done. :)

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    hope it all goes smoothly Geek

    me too!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Odds are better then even you won't die. So you have that going for you.

    Good luck man.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I had hernia surgery last month so now I have a wicked 4" scar just above my junk

    Apparently with the current cost of the Canadian health care system I'm now the $6,000,000 man. That little plastic junk they sew in had to be hand crafted by overpaid union workers you know
    Mine was covered by insurance. And my mom told me a year ago that the stuff they put in me was recalled.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had to get my tonsils out. I vomitted blood and pudding for six hours.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So I was born with kind of a 'gap' in my sternum.

    Pectus Excavatum it's called and the original operation consisted of opening up the entire chest cavity, breaking every rib to tie a metal bar as a replacement sternum.

    That pretty much lead to horrible complications and was a terrible operation all around.

    Then this guy named Dr. Donald Nuss asked the question, "Well why the hell couldn't we just make two small incisions and slip a bar inbetween the ribs?" It was a fucking amazing thing as now it is the main operation for such a problem.

    It was the heaviest operation I've had(I've had my tonsels removed.) and spent 5 days in the hospital after spending less than an hour in surgery.

    That bar stayed inside me for 4 years until the bone and cartilage around it was strong enough. I still have that bar...

    It is in a little plastic bag.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've never had surgery. Frankly, it scares the crap out of me.

    Hope all goes well!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    getting my wisdoms out kind of sucked, but it's nice to be able to brush the back of my teeth

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  • edited December 2008
    sword of damocles


    i hope you have an okay cutting session, geek

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Dang Veretas, thats pretty sweet you got to keep it. have a picture of it?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've always been the epitome of health

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I had hernia surgery last month so now I have a wicked 4" scar just above my junk

    Apparently with the current cost of the Canadian health care system I'm now the $6,000,000 man. That little plastic junk they sew in had to be hand crafted by overpaid union workers you know
    Mine was covered by insurance. And my mom told me a year ago that the stuff they put in me was recalled.

    Mine was paid for by high taxes

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dang Veretas, thats pretty sweet you got to keep it. have a picture of it?

    It's somewhere back home in Virginia. Next time I go I'll try and find it and take a pic.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I had hernia surgery last month so now I have a wicked 4" scar just above my junk

    Apparently with the current cost of the Canadian health care system I'm now the $6,000,000 man. That little plastic junk they sew in had to be hand crafted by overpaid union workers you know
    Mine was covered by insurance. And my mom told me a year ago that the stuff they put in me was recalled.

    Mine was paid for by high taxes
    Lucky

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    when i was 11 i overdosed and spent two days in the hospital


    you see i was on a certain dose of a medication, and the pharmacist filled my bottle with another much larger dose so i ended up getting really hyper for about 10 minutes and then passed out on my kitchen floor


    and this is how robothero was able to afford college

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    also ive had my widsom teeth out and knee surgery

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got a lego stuck up my nose once when I was a kid and they froze my nostril to get it to fall out

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    give me some of your money :o

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The best part of my surgery was it was scheduled for the start of October. Then the day before I got a call saying "too many nurses had pre called in sick" so it got bumped a month. This was after waiting since May as it was.

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  • edited December 2008
    Weretaco wrote: »
    The best part of my surgery was it was scheduled for the start of October. Then the day before I got a call saying "too many nurses had pre called in sick" so it got bumped a month. This was after waiting since May as it was.

    That was pretty dumb. How did they know on Monday that they wouldn't have people in on Tuesday?

    magics

    I have had 4 eye teeth pulled (and I apparently bit the dentist in the middle of things) and a bone set but that's about it.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My parents were told I wouldn't live through the night when I was younger.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Way to not reply to my PM there, Sara.

    CRYING

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    My parents were told I wouldn't live through the night when I was younger.

    were they disappointed

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    My parents were told I wouldn't live through the night when I was younger.

    were they disappointed

    They had their flights booked and everything.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    My parents were told I wouldn't live through the night when I was younger.

    were they disappointed

    They had their flights booked and everything.

    goddamn modern medicine

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  • jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    So tomorrow I'm getting surgery to get my tonsils removed, my deviated septum fixed, and my turbinates reduced.

    For the turbinates and septum, I've never been able to breathe well through my nose. It's not impossible, but if I am breathing through my nose for a while, I have to stop and then take a big deep breath through my mouth. When I get hit strongly with allergies, the sinus pressure is almost unbearable.

    Holy crap keep me personally posted about the deviated septum part. It's been bugging me since forever and I am very interested in getting this done.

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