because he's got a shitty accent, a lame as fuck backstory, he wears a purple jumpsuit under a trench coat, he uses his cool power of "blowing stuff up" to throw playing cards and he's been in a stupid fucking relationship with rogue for nearly his entire publishing history
he was designed to be this super badass and they failed at making him so on virtually every possible level
geebs, you write a gambit origin story that is good
because he's got a shitty accent, a lame as fuck backstory, he wears a purple jumpsuit under a trench coat, he uses his cool power of "blowing stuff up" to throw playing cards and he's been in a stupid fucking relationship with rogue for nearly his entire publishing history
he was designed to be this super badass and they failed at making him so on virtually every possible level
geebs, you write a gambit origin story that is good
and i will illustrate it
it's impossible and I won't sully my hands with it
Gambit has terrible written accent, that combined with his annoying douchey attitude makes you want to punch him in the mouth every time he talks. He also has never been in even a remotely interesting story or has had anything even done with his character in like 15 years besides the hilariously bad turning him into a horseman of Apocalypse thing which was quickly undone. He has a retarded character design.
On the plus side I remember some girls liked him for some reason because they thought he was hot.
because he's got a shitty accent, a lame as fuck backstory, he wears a purple jumpsuit under a trench coat, he uses his cool power of "blowing stuff up" to throw playing cards and he's been in a stupid fucking relationship with rogue for nearly his entire publishing history
he was designed to be this super badass and they failed at making him so on virtually every possible level
I'm glad that I accidentally refreshed because I was typing up this exact post.
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this looks pretty corny but i don't really care, i'll see it anyway
also, i think you can kind of see deadpool post-cancer scars around 1:55
From what I know Deadpool was a guy who kicked a lot of ass in the Special Forces.
He got diagnosed with cancer and then the government is all, "Hey we can fix that but you gotta join this program."
And he's all, "Ok"
And they give him a like super version of Wolverine's healing factor, and it constantly fights the cancer in his body. And makes his skin all scabby.
Also! Because he has Wolverine's mutant power now he is technically able to join the X-Men and people like Emma Frost and Xavier can't use their mind powers on him
From what I know Deadpool was a guy who kicked a lot of ass in the Special Forces.
He got diagnosed with cancer and then the government is all, "Hey we can fix that but you gotta join this program."
And he's all, "Ok"
And they give him a like super version of Wolverine's healing factor, and it constantly fights the cancer in his body. And makes his skin all scabby.
Also! Because he has Wolverine's mutant power now he is technically able to join the X-Men and people like Emma Frost and Xavier can't use their mind powers on him
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Can I swoon now?
geebs, you write a gambit origin story that is good
and i will illustrate it
Synthetic Orange would be pretty upset, yeah
it's impossible and I won't sully my hands with it
On the plus side I remember some girls liked him for some reason because they thought he was hot.
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also I will see this because it looks fabulously bad
or
symbiote Gambit
we are going places with this meiss
Huh. Didn't even know. I was thinking of someone else.
he would be blue but he could also set himself on fire because you know, part gambit
yes
he joined weapon x for the healing factor and whoops scars
he would have an ace of spades symbol on his chest
And it's neat that Emma Frost will be in the film. She is apparently pretty important in the x-men universe
Redeemer would do this better but.
From what I know Deadpool was a guy who kicked a lot of ass in the Special Forces.
He got diagnosed with cancer and then the government is all, "Hey we can fix that but you gotta join this program."
And he's all, "Ok"
And they give him a like super version of Wolverine's healing factor, and it constantly fights the cancer in his body. And makes his skin all scabby.
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it could change based on his mood!
ace: normal
heart: melancholy
club: angry
spade: happy
I'm glad that I accidentally refreshed because I was typing up this exact post.
also, i think you can kind of see deadpool post-cancer scars around 1:55
could be wrong, though
written by frank tieri and art by rob leifeld
He is in it.
http://i36.tinypic.com/2i766aw.png
I believe he is cast as Gay Urban Black Cowboy#3.
its the dude who did the voice being a shitty voice dude
Also! Because he has Wolverine's mutant power now he is technically able to join the X-Men and people like Emma Frost and Xavier can't use their mind powers on him
Also on a related note I just bought Deadpool Classic vol. 1
I hope the next volume collects Joe Kelly's series
that move sucks so much
it does no damage
he did an amazing job of capturing how gay Gambit is
I think I'll just continue to pretend that X2 was the last X-men film
How about how he talks in the comic, who is to blame for that?
Chere'
and if you like anything exclusively in an ironic way, you're a douche
you guys are just reaching now
hahaha
I think that might be Weapon XI or something, but it's not Ryan
Yes, so don't jinx it
But they still won't let him in.