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GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
That's right, I'm getting divorced.
Which of you wants to be my rebound fuck?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    what, really? D:

    i haven't talked to you in a while but i certainly didn't expect this.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sorry i only do rebound rape

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't like willing partners.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    what, really? D:

    i haven't talked to you in a while but i certainly didn't expect this.

    Hey neither did I.
    tldr: wife is having a mid-life crisis, got a boob job, is moving out so she can live downtown and "be independent."

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    :( i'm sorry, dude. how are you holding up?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    GABBO GABBO GABBO wrote: »
    That's right, I'm getting divorced.
    Which of you wants to be my rebound fuck?

    You have to have a divorce party.

    It's like a bachelor party, except you try harder to fuck one of the strippers.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i will call up bovice and we will run the train on you, sound good?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    WHAT? Oh my god, dude. A boob job? What a crazy bitch.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    How do her boobs look now?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    something about PA forces people to break up

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Now is your chance to return to the amazing race and claim the prize!

    It will make the best comeback story.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    something about PA forces people to break up

    Sometimes the Canadian border helps out.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dang mani that's crazy

    hope things get better for you dude

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No kids to fight over, right?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Listen I know I already told you this

    But I expect you to get stinking drunk again

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    GABBO GABBO GABBO wrote: »
    That's right, I'm getting divorced.
    Which of you wants to be my rebound fuck?

    You have to have a divorce party.

    It's like a bachelor party, except you try harder to fuck one of the strippers.

    I didn't try to fuck a stripper at my bachelor party, but I'm willing to make an exception this time.
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    How do her boobs look now?

    D cups. They look good. I have a feeling I'll get a couple more rounds with them since we're being pretty amicable towards each other.
    Raneados wrote: »
    something about PA forces people to break up

    I dont even think she knows what PA is.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    No kids to fight over, right?

    Just two cats, and we dealt with separating them last night.
    Although I'm probably going to have to fight to get our awesome bed.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BUT YOU DO

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fake boobs are a fucking crime and never necessary.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    GABBO GABBO GABBO wrote: »
    That's right, I'm getting divorced.
    Which of you wants to be my rebound fuck?

    You have to have a divorce party.

    It's like a bachelor party, except you try harder to fuck one of the strippers.

    Redi and I planned to have a big party for a divorce. Catered by Rachel Ray because we don't want to spend more than $40

    I'm really sorry Manifest and I'd totally have sex with you

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey sorry to hear about it.

    I'll Rebound fuck you, since I'm officially single as of friday myself.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey, divorce doesn't mean you have to stop fucking, just living together.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    hopefully I won't be single for much longer.

    Grab a penis while you can, everyone :winky:

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fake boobs are a fucking crime and never necessary.

    tell me about it. i guess boob jobs are the ferrari of feminine mid-life crises?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Manif you're about to embark on a great adventure!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fake tits are a horrible crime

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Fake boobs are a fucking crime and never necessary.

    tell me about it. i guess boob jobs are the ferrari of feminine mid-life crises?

    botox is like the expensive tires

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sucks duder

    at least it's not a terrible, bitchy divorce

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fake boobs are a fucking crime and never necessary.
    I agree small boobs > fake boobs any day.

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't think boob jobs are ever necessary but I don't think they are a crime either...

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Manif you're about to embark on a great adventure!

    I find it hilarious that you use my wow name.
    Also, what is this adventure you speak of.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fake boobs are fucking radical and never unnecessary.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Grath wrote: »
    I don't think boob jobs are ever necessary but I don't think they are a crime either...

    Hers were good both before and after the surgery.
    I'd say they took her from being an 8 to a 9.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    GABBO GABBO GABBO wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Manif you're about to embark on a great adventure!

    I find it hilarious that you use my wow name.
    Also, what is this adventure you speak of.
    well, I've known you as manifest long before you got your current name

    and I just mean the adventure of being single again
    whether for good or ill

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seriously, I would best describe fake boobs as "where it's at"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    mani i have a question

    who will get the iphones

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Whoever buys the iphones better christmas presents this year gets them.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh ok

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Does she have any single friends?

    If so, you are about to get so much trim.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Seriously, I would best describe fake boobs as "where it's at"

    gonna have to doubt your judgement here, hoss

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