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You Should Go to a Bar with Your Mom

PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, manAh, jeezRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
Or maybe your dad, if that is where your parental allegiance lies!

But really, it is pretty fun.

All hashin' out why your parents got divorced. Talkin' about how your siblings repress memories. Talkin' Hawaiian at people a couple barstools over.

Tell me about times where your parents were drunk and you bore witness!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    one time we were in vegas for my little brother's wedding and my dad got wasted at a piano bar with us and sang along to bohemian rhapsody at the top of his lungs and then my older brother got so drunk he peed on the phone in our hotel room because he thought it was the bathroom

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My dad got fairly loaded once at a restaurant and then somehow the issue of the draft and bush and cheney came up. I don't think I've seen my dad so pissed. He damn near tore the table in half. Since he was called up during Nam and got shipped overseas he takes the draft dodging pretty seriously. Apparently moreso when he's had a bit too much of creature.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my parents know how to drink

    exhibit A

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    go nuts mom

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jesus no. I'd rather talk to mom at home, and god knows my retard sibling is an unpleasant topic.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When my dad gets drunk, he just turns into a louder, more insistent version of who he always is

    I've never seen my mum drunk

    #pipe on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Or maybe your dad, if that is where your parental allegiance lies!

    But really, it is pretty fun.

    All hashin' out why your parents got divorced. Talkin' about how your siblings repress memories. Talkin' Hawaiian at people a couple barstools over.

    Tell me about times where your parents were drunk and you bore witness!

    I've been drunk with your mom before.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My mom doesn't drink.

    Also, just how many of those guys did your mom sleep with that night Wook?

    Marathon on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    My mom doesn't drink

    Yes she does.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wook is that a photo of your mom doing a keg stand?

    I want to hang out with you family ok

    #pipe on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Or maybe your dad, if that is where your parental allegiance lies!

    But really, it is pretty fun.

    All hashin' out why your parents got divorced. Talkin' about how your siblings repress memories. Talkin' Hawaiian at people a couple barstools over.

    Tell me about times where your parents were drunk and you bore witness!

    I've been drunk with your mom before.

    Congratulations, you live in the continental U.S.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah it is

    she only went for like 20 seconds or something though

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Or maybe your dad, if that is where your parental allegiance lies!

    But really, it is pretty fun.

    All hashin' out why your parents got divorced. Talkin' about how your siblings repress memories. Talkin' Hawaiian at people a couple barstools over.

    Tell me about times where your parents were drunk and you bore witness!

    I've been drunk with your mom before.

    Congratulations, you live in the continental U.S.

    I'M CANADIAN YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    my folks don't really party but my friend's mom was super rad

    one time he and his buddies had taken some acid and just finished giving each other mohawks and dying them all purple and shit and she comes in, sees them all frying balls and says "honey, I don't mind if you and your friends hang out in here, but don't get any hair dye on my couch. Here, put these on your heads so you don't get any hair dye on anything" and makes them put these little triangles of toilet paper on their heads just to fuck with them for being frybabies.

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  • The RustThe Rust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My dad get's drunk every night and then usually calls me to criticize me.

    Mom let's me drink (I'm 17), but I don't think I've ever seen her have more than 2 glasses of wine at a time. I can't wait to see her absolutely sloshed.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have never seen my parents with more than one or two drinks in 'em. I have smoked pot with my mom, though, and I can tell you that she becomes one of the most irritating individuals on the planet when she's stoned.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    My mom doesn't drink

    Yes she does.

    Let me clarify. My mom doesn't drink alcohol.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my mom just talks twice as much

    my dad doesn't drink very much at all

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Rust wrote: »
    My dad get's drunk every night and then usually calls me to criticize me.

    Mom let's me drink (I'm 17), but I don't think I've ever seen her have more than 2 glasses of wine at a time. I can't wait to see her absolutely sloshed.

    The only way to solve this is with a Fuck You Old Man.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    I have never seen my parents with more than one or two drinks in 'em. I have smoked pot with my mom, though, and I can tell you that she becomes one of the most irritating individuals on the planet when she's stoned.
    yeah no shit

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also neither of my parents are low-life scumbags with no self-control so they don't get drunk. (Also they aren't alcoholics.)

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Congratulations, you live in the continental U.S.

    That is actually pretty cool.

    U! S! A!
    U! S! A!
    U! S! A!

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh boy is Defender about to start arguing class issues

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Defender on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.
    it's like you're not even trying

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have a long standing tradition with my brothers to get drunk together at the family christmas gathering.

    it makes the day a lot less awkward and more fun but our family thinks we're huge booze hounds

    #pipe on
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    oh boy is Defender about to start arguing class issues

    Self-restraint and responsibility can be found in people of all races and social class. You can also find people who lack it in every race and social class. So...no.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?
    do not feed the bears

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My Dad gets sleepy when he's drunk, that's about the only effect.

    I'm pretty sure Mum has never been drunk.

    I just get more talkative when I'm drunk, many people have told me they can't really tell the difference

    Unless I get really drunk of course, but that doesn't happen much anymore

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?
    do not feed the bears

    Do not get the bears drunk.

    They are all kinds of irresponsible.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?
    do not feed the bears

    Good point. Let us celebrate your wisdom by doing a massive beer bong.

    Marathon on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?

    Well, it's clearly irresponsible to forfeit your judgment while retaining physical control. An exaggerated example would be "while driving" or "while holding a gun."

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?
    do not feed the bears

    Way to lead by example, sport.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    who the fuck ever implied any such thing?

    god you're such a dick when you're "in character"

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender is on the prowl.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    who the fuck ever implied any such thing?

    god you're such a dick when you're "in character"

    I said it was an example. Nobody implied it.

    EDIT: Thanks for noticing.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    yes because only low-life scumbags with no self-control get drunk

    Also, they are irresponsible/immature.

    Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?
    do not feed the bears

    Good point. Let us celebrate your wisdom by doing a massive bear bong.

    YaYa on
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    who the fuck ever implied any such thing?

    god you're such a dick when you're "in character"

    I said it was an example. Nobody implied it.

    It's really easy to make being drunk look irresponsible when you specifically use an example where any reasonable person would agree that "yes it's irresponsible to get drunk and drive or hold a gun."

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  • The RustThe Rust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    The Rust wrote: »
    My dad get's drunk every night and then usually calls me to criticize me.

    Mom let's me drink (I'm 17), but I don't think I've ever seen her have more than 2 glasses of wine at a time. I can't wait to see her absolutely sloshed.

    The only way to solve this is with a Fuck You Old Man.

    If it sounds like he's REALLY drunk, I usually do something like that. Most likely a little less profane, but something insulting and a hangup. Don't answer his next 8 calls, and then tomorrow it's like nothing happened!

    I'm just now realizing how sad this actually sounds.

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