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You Should Go to a Bar with Your Mom
Poorochondriac
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Or maybe your dad, if that is where your parental allegiance lies!
But really, it is pretty fun.
All hashin' out why your parents got divorced. Talkin' about how your siblings repress memories. Talkin' Hawaiian at people a couple barstools over.
Tell me about times where your parents were drunk and you bore witness!
But really, it is pretty fun.
All hashin' out why your parents got divorced. Talkin' about how your siblings repress memories. Talkin' Hawaiian at people a couple barstools over.
Tell me about times where your parents were drunk and you bore witness!
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go nuts mom
I've never seen my mum drunk
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I've been drunk with your mom before.
Also, just how many of those guys did your mom sleep with that night Wook?
Yes she does.
I want to hang out with you family ok
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Congratulations, you live in the continental U.S.
she only went for like 20 seconds or something though
I'M CANADIAN YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD
one time he and his buddies had taken some acid and just finished giving each other mohawks and dying them all purple and shit and she comes in, sees them all frying balls and says "honey, I don't mind if you and your friends hang out in here, but don't get any hair dye on my couch. Here, put these on your heads so you don't get any hair dye on anything" and makes them put these little triangles of toilet paper on their heads just to fuck with them for being frybabies.
Mom let's me drink (I'm 17), but I don't think I've ever seen her have more than 2 glasses of wine at a time. I can't wait to see her absolutely sloshed.
Let me clarify. My mom doesn't drink alcohol.
my dad doesn't drink very much at all
The only way to solve this is with a Fuck You Old Man.
That is actually pretty cool.
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
Also, they are irresponsible/immature.
it makes the day a lot less awkward and more fun but our family thinks we're huge booze hounds
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Why is it irresponsible or immature to get drunk?
Self-restraint and responsibility can be found in people of all races and social class. You can also find people who lack it in every race and social class. So...no.
I'm pretty sure Mum has never been drunk.
I just get more talkative when I'm drunk, many people have told me they can't really tell the difference
Unless I get really drunk of course, but that doesn't happen much anymore
Do not get the bears drunk.
They are all kinds of irresponsible.
Good point. Let us celebrate your wisdom by doing a massive beer bong.
Well, it's clearly irresponsible to forfeit your judgment while retaining physical control. An exaggerated example would be "while driving" or "while holding a gun."
Way to lead by example, sport.
god you're such a dick when you're "in character"
I said it was an example. Nobody implied it.
EDIT: Thanks for noticing.
It's really easy to make being drunk look irresponsible when you specifically use an example where any reasonable person would agree that "yes it's irresponsible to get drunk and drive or hold a gun."
If it sounds like he's REALLY drunk, I usually do something like that. Most likely a little less profane, but something insulting and a hangup. Don't answer his next 8 calls, and then tomorrow it's like nothing happened!
I'm just now realizing how sad this actually sounds.