I played a horrendous game last night with some pubbers:
One of our infected kept spawning extra hunters, so we just kicked him for being unsportsmanlike, and he called us all sorts of names.
So being one short, on NM2, I say, hey lets just run out the door and down the stairs as fast as we can, but please stick together, and we'll be fine.
One runs off to the right, to go get a pipe bomb, he's puked on, and can't move. I'm halfway down the stairs when a hunter pounces me, another pounces the other guy at the stairs, and the one computer controlled player is held up by a smoker. Simultaneously
The Hunter scratches you! The Hunter scratches you!
The Hunter scratches you! You are incapacitated!
The Hunter scratches you! You die...
Would you like your possessions identified? [y/n]
The Hunter scratches you! The Hunter scratches you!
The Hunter scratches you! You are incapacitated!
The Hunter scratches you! You die...
Would you like your possessions identified? [y/n]
... Man, now I want to make a L4D Roguelike.
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You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
The Hunter scratches you! The Hunter scratches you!
The Hunter scratches you! You are incapacitated!
The Hunter scratches you! You die...
Would you like your possessions identified? [y/n]
... Man, now I want to make a L4D Roguelike.
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You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
How about the move called "What The Fucking Fuck Was That Fucking Horseshit"
It makes you pounce directly on top of a survivor's head in NM5 and just stand there like a retard :x
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The Hunter scratches you! The Hunter scratches you!
The Hunter scratches you! You are incapacitated!
The Hunter scratches you! You die...
Would you like your possessions identified? [y/n]
... Man, now I want to make a L4D Roguelike.
You may wish for an item: Blessed Rustproof Silver +2 Automatic Shotgun of Melee_
You receive a Burnished Shotgun.
The Infected hits you!
You shoot the Infected. Infected dies.
A Boomer has vomited on you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
...
Yeah, I'd have to curb the messagespam somehow. Still, this could be amusing. :P
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Looking for a DX:HR OnLive code for my kid brother.
Can trade TF2 items or whatever else you're interested in. PM me.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
I vote scratch.
It sounds like a scratch to me... and I've never played a game of pokemon so I have no attachment to shlash.
I’ll tell you what happens in Demon’s Souls when you die. You come back as a ghost with your health capped at half. And when you keep on dying, the alignment of the world turns black and the enemies get harder. That’s right, when you fail in this game, it gets harder. Why? Because fuck you is why.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
How about the move called "What The Fucking Fuck Was That Fucking Horseshit"
It makes you pounce directly on top of a survivor's head in NM5 and just stand there like a retard :x
I've had an hunter stand on me, we both just stared at each other a few seconds and then someone else shot him
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags play Pokemon.
The worst time to try and play this game is around noon GMT. There's maybe Dr. Mark Sloan, Hitsu, Sophism and Sol Invictus around. What I'm saying is you people are awful.
I think slash is more appropriate, it implys more damage to the survivor than scratching, and we're not talking about a few little scratches here anyway, we're talking like, BIG slashy... slash marks and stuff.
I think slash is more appropriate, it implys more damage to the survivor than scratching, and we're not talking about a few little scratches here anyway, we're talking like, BIG slashy... slash marks and stuff.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
Water pokemon always are the best.
Pfft...Bulbasaur is numba 1!
back to L4D;
Still no update?
The 360 got an update fixing some of their shenanigans that on the PC are normally dealt with by the server admins and VAC
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
Water pokemon always are the best.
Pfft...Bulbasaur is numba 1!
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back to L4D;
Still no update?
So "safe for work" is definitely not on the top ten list of words I would use to describe that image.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
Water pokemon always are the best.
Pfft...Bulbasaur is numba 1!
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back to L4D;
Still no update?
So "safe for work" is definitely not on the top ten list of words I would use to describe that image.
Good call, I added a "NSFW" just in case someone has a job they can check PA forums at. Coinsidentally if you have such a job, can I have an application?
So I had a pretty awesome round on NM2 last night.
Right out of the gate, I spawned as Boomer, our Smoker nailed someone in the first area, and I delivered puke for the incredibly speedy kill.
Later on, we had them in the last area in the subway (survivor closet) and they were patching. Myself and two hunters promptly ran in scratching and clawed away the entire health kit worth.
Finally, a lovely bit of work by in the parking garage resulted in two survivors being in the red, with one down and being helped up. I waited for them to look away, then promptly spawned as close as possible and legged it over to them.
*scratch*
PeregrineFalcon incapacitated Zoey
*scratch*
PeregrineFalcon incapacitated Louis
Win.
Yeah that was me falcon i hate you. Thats why i hate going in pitch dark rooms in vs cause hunters can really sneak up on you. That was funny i was like hey francis i thought you used your med pack. i did but the hunters scratched it off. Also i think i am doing playing with Kaffa anymore. He is always using a exploit when he plays with us. I am done with him.
You guys remember how scratch was like the first move that your pokemon knew and it was really shitty, whereas shlash was a move that charizard learned at like level 35. Clearly the hunter's attack deserves to be called shlash shlash. Plus one of the animations is a pretty badass two handed rend and tear thing.
Man I was thinking this exact same thing except with Sandshrew and Sandslash, because Sandslash had those 2 big claws which is what the graphic for it was.
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One of our infected kept spawning extra hunters, so we just kicked him for being unsportsmanlike, and he called us all sorts of names.
So being one short, on NM2, I say, hey lets just run out the door and down the stairs as fast as we can, but please stick together, and we'll be fine.
One runs off to the right, to go get a pipe bomb, he's puked on, and can't move. I'm halfway down the stairs when a hunter pounces me, another pounces the other guy at the stairs, and the one computer controlled player is held up by a smoker. Simultaneously
We got 4 points that round
The Hunter scratches you! You are incapacitated!
The Hunter scratches you! You die...
Would you like your possessions identified? [y/n]
... Man, now I want to make a L4D Roguelike.
Can trade TF2 items or whatever else you're interested in. PM me.
Steam - Minty D. Vision!
Origin/BF3 - MintyDVision
You may wish for an item: Blessed Rustproof Silver +2 Automatic Shotgun of Melee_
You receive a Burnished Shotgun.
How about the move called "What The Fucking Fuck Was That Fucking Horseshit"
It makes you pounce directly on top of a survivor's head in NM5 and just stand there like a retard :x
Can trade TF2 items or whatever else you're interested in. PM me.
The Infected hits you!
You shoot the Infected. Infected dies.
A Boomer has vomited on you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
The Infected hits you! The Infected hits you!
...
Yeah, I'd have to curb the messagespam somehow. Still, this could be amusing. :P
Can trade TF2 items or whatever else you're interested in. PM me.
I vote scratch.
It sounds like a scratch to me... and I've never played a game of pokemon so I have no attachment to shlash.
Let me tell you about Demon's Souls....
But charmander was stupid and only douchebags picked him.
I've had an hunter stand on me, we both just stared at each other a few seconds and then someone else shot him
RIP Hunter hat, will never forget.
Water pokemon always are the best.
Fixed.
If what the hunter does isn't a slash then what is a slash ok
I think bind is more akin to the smokers attack. You see, they are in common in that they are both real shitty.
I'm probably older than you.
Im on 9am GMT most mornings and theres sod all on
Sort it out America :x
I find the lack of dedication disturbing, during my hols my time is very precious
9am-10:30am L4dead
10:30am+ eyes shut, fallout 3
Anything else is madness
Ney, super madness
*rend* *rend* ?
Yes?
Pfft...Bulbasaur is numba 1!
NSFW
Still no update?
The 360 got an update fixing some of their shenanigans that on the PC are normally dealt with by the server admins and VAC
So "safe for work" is definitely not on the top ten list of words I would use to describe that image.
Good call, I added a "NSFW" just in case someone has a job they can check PA forums at. Coinsidentally if you have such a job, can I have an application?
Also, fuck you Steam for going down.
Can trade TF2 items or whatever else you're interested in. PM me.
FTR, I changed it
Yeah that was me falcon i hate you. Thats why i hate going in pitch dark rooms in vs cause hunters can really sneak up on you. That was funny i was like hey francis i thought you used your med pack. i did but the hunters scratched it off. Also i think i am doing playing with Kaffa anymore. He is always using a exploit when he plays with us. I am done with him.
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Man I was thinking this exact same thing except with Sandshrew and Sandslash, because Sandslash had those 2 big claws which is what the graphic for it was.
Fuck yeah Sandslash.