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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    9:32:35 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: this is why no girls will date me
    9:32:37 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: it is because I am gay
    9:33:40 PM italianketchup@hotmail.com: that explains it
    9:33:50 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: yeah pretty much
    9:33:52 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: i just slurp cock
    9:33:56 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: slurp slurp slurp

    edit: yeah my msn is punkrockgamr I got it when I was like 12 lay off faggots

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    I really shouldn't drink and stay up this late on a work night, but I like doing such things much more than being productive at work.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Hacksaw, what do you think of this joke? Specifically, is it funny, Y/N.

    RBB: Cats have reflexes like greased lightning.
    Kusu: That song wasn't about a car. [punchline]

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Who is this "Hacks-saw" you speak of?

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm sorry, God. Please to not be the smiting.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    9:32:35 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: this is why no girls will date me
    9:32:37 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: it is because I am gay
    9:33:40 PM italianketchup@hotmail.com: that explains it
    9:33:50 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: yeah pretty much
    9:33:52 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: i just slurp cock
    9:33:56 PM punkrockgamr@hotmail.com: slurp slurp slurp

    Popular culture suggests that this is quite wrong.

    After all, you have a shared interest.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    8:47:37 PM kusugattai: my friend was all
    8:47:48 PM kusugattai: "you are forgetting the greased lightning reflexes of a cat"
    8:47:50 PM kusugattai: and I am like
    8:47:55 PM kusugattai: "that song is not about a car"
    8:48:33 PM Friend: hahahha


    SEE IT IS FUNNY

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    God45 wrote:
    Who is this "Hacks-saw" you speak of?
    just some fag

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Senjutsu wrote:
    God45 wrote:
    Who is this "Hacks-saw" you speak of?
    just some fag

    Aroundhere that really doesn't narrow it down much

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    God has no power, now that his game is no longer in session. The players have left the table; checkmate was declared long ago.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2006
    Who wants to pipe some music?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    God45 wrote:
    God has no power, now that his game is no longer in session. The players have left the table; checkmate was declared long ago.

    Deep Blue>YHWH

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited November 2006
    Hacksaw, what do you think of this joke? Specifically, is it funny, Y/N.

    RBB: Cats have reflexes like greased lightning.
    Kusu: That song wasn't about a car. [punchline]

    I think he's trying to reference Grease... except that song was about a car. So maybe it's funny if you buy into some sort of total cognitive dissonance form of humor.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Doc wrote:
    As of Friday, we've had 10 inches of rain fall since the 1st. And it's keeping up the pace right now.
    Oregon supposedly set some record with rainfall. It's flooding like a motherfucker, supposedly, too. It took me a while to write this response, too, because my power just flickered on and off. If I believed in omens, I think this would be making me pretty nervous.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Senjutsu wrote:
    God45 wrote:
    Who is this "Hacks-saw" you speak of?
    just some fag

    Aroundhere that really doesn't narrow it down much
    He <3's the cock?

    Shit that doesn't help either.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    my friend

    :o

    <3

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    Hacksaw, what do you think of this joke? Specifically, is it funny, Y/N.

    RBB: Cats have reflexes like greased lightning.
    Kusu: That song wasn't about a car. [punchline]

    I think he's trying to reference Grease... except that song was about a car. So maybe it's funny if you buy into some sort of total cognitive dissonance form of humor.
    No, it's really not about a car. Do you understand innuendo?

    edit RBB: <3<3:D:D

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Elkamil wrote:
    Who wants to pipe some music?
    I'll jump on, but I don't know if I'll be playing too much hip hop.

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    Charlie_Foxtrot2Charlie_Foxtrot2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    NO CHAT, DON'T DIE. WE NEED YOU. THE DRONES LOOK UP TO YOU.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited November 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    Hacksaw, what do you think of this joke? Specifically, is it funny, Y/N.

    RBB: Cats have reflexes like greased lightning.
    Kusu: That song wasn't about a car. [punchline]

    I think he's trying to reference Grease... except that song was about a car. So maybe it's funny if you buy into some sort of total cognitive dissonance form of humor.
    No, it's really not about a car. Do you understand innuendo?

    edit RBB: <3<3:D:D

    You can easily make a case that their little dance routine is full of suggestive behavior, but the song itself is basically just an inventory of vehicle parts.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Dude in vent is piping pirate hip hop ... when irony and tired jokes go too far ...

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    meaty knockers

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    Aroduc wrote:
    Hacksaw, what do you think of this joke? Specifically, is it funny, Y/N.

    RBB: Cats have reflexes like greased lightning.
    Kusu: That song wasn't about a car. [punchline]

    I think he's trying to reference Grease... except that song was about a car. So maybe it's funny if you buy into some sort of total cognitive dissonance form of humor.
    No, it's really not about a car. Do you understand innuendo?

    edit RBB: <3<3:D:D

    You can easily make a case that their little dance routine is full of suggestive behavior, but the song itself is basically just an inventory of vehicle parts.

    I haven't seen it in ages.

    Were they revving engines, driving stick, and getting Jiffy with their Lube?

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited November 2006
    NO CHAT, DON'T DIE. WE NEED YOU. THE DRONES LOOK UP TO YOU.

    Alpha Centauri was such a bad game. Maybe if the game balance didn't blow 18 varieties of dick, but it has to be one of the most potentially just straight up unfair strategy games around.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    NO CHAT, DON'T DIE. WE NEED YOU. THE DRONES LOOK UP TO YOU.

    Alpha Centauri was such a bad game. Maybe if the game balance didn't blow 18 varieties of dick, but it has to be one of the most potentially just straight up unfair strategy games around.
    Ummm ... well ... whatever

    Playing against the computer it's incredible.

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    Charlie_Foxtrot2Charlie_Foxtrot2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Aroduc wrote:
    NO CHAT, DON'T DIE. WE NEED YOU. THE DRONES LOOK UP TO YOU.

    Alpha Centauri was such a bad game. Maybe if the game balance didn't blow 18 varieties of dick, but it has to be one of the most potentially just straight up unfair strategy games around.

    YOU = DUMB.

    Edited: THANK YOU CELERY.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Aroduc wrote:
    Aroduc wrote:
    Hacksaw, what do you think of this joke? Specifically, is it funny, Y/N.

    RBB: Cats have reflexes like greased lightning.
    Kusu: That song wasn't about a car. [punchline]

    I think he's trying to reference Grease... except that song was about a car. So maybe it's funny if you buy into some sort of total cognitive dissonance form of humor.
    No, it's really not about a car. Do you understand innuendo?

    edit RBB: <3<3:D:D

    You can easily make a case that their little dance routine is full of suggestive behavior, but the song itself is basically just an inventory of vehicle parts.

    I haven't seen it in ages.

    Were they revving engines, driving stick, and getting Jiffy with their Lube?
    A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
    Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
    You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    God45 wrote:
    God has no power, now that his game is no longer in session. The players have left the table; checkmate was declared long ago.
    So when will God
    1) Break free from Tartarus
    2) Return to being a mortal

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    When God gets his spaceship, damnit.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    the race begins

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    God45 wrote:
    When God gets his spaceship, damnit.
    Can God make a spaceship so lame he won't fly it?

    Alternately: Steal Hotblack's, he won't even notice it's gone.

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    Charlie_Foxtrot2Charlie_Foxtrot2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Last POAST?

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    mccmcc glitch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Really, I could have sworn Pascal's Wager was the opposite of Gnosticism. Faith by pure reason vs faith by pure revelation.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning

    Not explicit at all.

    --

    Pascal's wager is faith by shitty logic.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited November 2006
    celery77 wrote:
    Aroduc wrote:
    NO CHAT, DON'T DIE. WE NEED YOU. THE DRONES LOOK UP TO YOU.

    Alpha Centauri was such a bad game. Maybe if the game balance didn't blow 18 varieties of dick, but it has to be one of the most potentially just straight up unfair strategy games around.
    Ummm ... well ... whatever

    Playing against the computer it's incredible.

    Pfft. That's even worse. You have no excuse to lose against them. Ever. Even on the highest difficulties. The AI didn't take advantage at all of the subsidiary bonuses that their factions got. Like the Gaians building giant armies in the early game. Or the UN expanding like fuckall and then dominating the assembly. Or the Spartans building nothing but prototypes for an even better military edge.

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    mccmcc glitch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    stilist wrote:
    God45 wrote:
    When God gets his spaceship, damnit.
    Can God make a spaceship so lame he won't fly it?

    Alternately: Steal Hotblack's, he won't even notice it's gone.

    Could God create a God so logically inconsistent that it didn't exist?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    oh well

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    mcc wrote:
    Really, I could have sworn Pascal's Wager was the opposite of Gnosticism. Faith by pure reason vs faith by pure revelation.
    Sounds right to me.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited November 2006
    God45 wrote:
    When God gets his spaceship, damnit.

    No. I revoke your spaceship dammit.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    mcc wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    God45 wrote:
    When God gets his spaceship, damnit.
    Can God make a spaceship so lame he won't fly it?

    Alternately: Steal Hotblack's, he won't even notice it's gone.

    Could God create a God so logically inconsistent that it didn't exist?

    Why would a God create another God logically inconsistent?

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