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The New Comic Thread for Friday, December 19, 2008

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  • Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love this comic. I get a special kick out of it since I got into WoW last month.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is.

    Virtual reality prison for battery people. Blam. All that shit with ripping the plugs out of my lego bits and dumping me into a vat of human slurry? And that dick move with the fake hot blonde? Not necessary. Six words. I know you live in a cave, but goddamn. Skip the guns next time and ask the computer to give you a fucking thesaurus. Bitch.

    "Battery people" was so stupid. Why not just explain that the human mind is better at certain types of computational activities than the AIs, and that our minds are being used in part as a distributed network for them. Hell, even the "Morpheus" thing would work out, since the explanation could be that humans who are asleep are used more heavily for computation, which could explain people having weird dreams or dreams they can't remember. (I realize that we already have explanations for some of this stuff.) But using a human being as a battery? That makes no fucking sense at all. Animals are extremely inefficient for that, which is why we use machines on farms instead of teams of animals. Seriously, think about a human as a battery for a minute here. You charge up the battery with food and in less than a day it needs to be recharged even if it's just sitting around doing nothing.

    But the first Matrix movie was really good. Good enough that missing the ability to tie AI thinking and human thinking together and instead going with "durr coppertop" is forgivable.

    This was the original plan they had, actually.

    But movie executives thought it would go over people's heads (durrrrr) and so they made them change it.
    That's what everybody says when they get called on their retarded ideas
    "The studio made me do it"
    Usually it's just a bunch of bullshit

    It is occasionally true, though. Or it is occasionally believable, at least. Alien 3, for example.

    I have a little difficulty in believing that the Wachowski brothers have the skill needed to come up with the idea I came up with in 30 seconds. Yes, I realize how totally ridiculous that sounds, but in light of the second Matrix movie (I didn't even watch the third)...seems possible. Other than that chick who claims they outright stole the movie from her script "The Third Eye" (I think she lost the court case?), I have trouble understanding how the first movie could be so good and the second one be such a shitpile that I refused to see the third at all. I mean, seriously, everything that made the first movie good was gone by the time they did the second one. Now, to my knowledge, this isn't like Pirates, where they weren't planning to make multiple films. So what explains the quality drop?

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My school has an anime club. The president of it sometimes comes to the nerdy boardgame club (which I represent as a senator in student government :V), and one time she unironically said "As President of the Anime Club, I had to put my foot down."

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well now I want to know about what it was that she felt she needed to assert her authority?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, I have to say that that does seem within the reach of her position.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is.

    Virtual reality prison for battery people. Blam. All that shit with ripping the plugs out of my lego bits and dumping me into a vat of human slurry? And that dick move with the fake hot blonde? Not necessary. Six words. I know you live in a cave, but goddamn. Skip the guns next time and ask the computer to give you a fucking thesaurus. Bitch.

    "Battery people" was so stupid. Why not just explain that the human mind is better at certain types of computational activities than the AIs, and that our minds are being used in part as a distributed network for them. Hell, even the "Morpheus" thing would work out, since the explanation could be that humans who are asleep are used more heavily for computation, which could explain people having weird dreams or dreams they can't remember. (I realize that we already have explanations for some of this stuff.) But using a human being as a battery? That makes no fucking sense at all. Animals are extremely inefficient for that, which is why we use machines on farms instead of teams of animals. Seriously, think about a human as a battery for a minute here. You charge up the battery with food and in less than a day it needs to be recharged even if it's just sitting around doing nothing.

    But the first Matrix movie was really good. Good enough that missing the ability to tie AI thinking and human thinking together and instead going with "durr coppertop" is forgivable.

    This was the original plan they had, actually.

    But movie executives thought it would go over people's heads (durrrrr) and so they made them change it.
    That's what everybody says when they get called on their retarded ideas
    "The studio made me do it"
    Usually it's just a bunch of bullshit

    It is occasionally true, though. Or it is occasionally believable, at least. Alien 3, for example.

    I have a little difficulty in believing that the Wachowski brothers have the skill needed to come up with the idea I came up with in 30 seconds. Yes, I realize how totally ridiculous that sounds, but in light of the second Matrix movie (I didn't even watch the third)...seems possible. Other than that chick who claims they outright stole the movie from her script "The Third Eye" (I think she lost the court case?), I have trouble understanding how the first movie could be so good and the second one be such a shitpile that I refused to see the third at all. I mean, seriously, everything that made the first movie good was gone by the time they did the second one. Now, to my knowledge, this isn't like Pirates, where they weren't planning to make multiple films. So what explains the quality drop?
    I suspect they just assumed the sequels would pretty much write themselves and when it came time to actually come up with scripts they just winged it

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But the end of the first movie is so good if you don't take the sequels into account.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    actually, I changed my mind about why the first movie rocks and the sequels suck so much by comparison

    in the first film, the wachowskis don't have to get that deep into their retarded philosophy for the Matrix universe, it's all barely explained and you can just enjoy the action and not think that much about how stupid a lot of it is

    however, that's precisely why the sequels suck because they had to then explore those elements further and it was no longer possible to hide just how rotten the foundation for the whole concept was because they were forced to focus on them much more and they aren't smart enough to figure out how to improve on their armchair pop philosophy or perhaps even realize how lame it was

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    It's a problem with a lot of sci fi/fantasy that the longer the series goes on the more retarded jargon you have. A lot of series have a first book that's fairly grounded and sequels with The Cult Of Tethron and The Amulet Of Galahara and Oh No The Gethroks are attacking

    Did anyone watch the Matrix and go "well this is pretty good but where are the vampires and ghosts"

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    actually, I changed my mind about why the first movie rocks and the sequels suck so much by comparison

    in the first film, the wachowskis don't have to get that deep into their retarded philosophy for the Matrix universe, it's all barely explained and you can just enjoy the action and not think that much about how stupid a lot of it is

    however, that's precisely why the sequels suck because they had to then explore those elements further and it was no longer possible to hide just how rotten the foundation for the whole concept was because they were forced to focus on them much more and they aren't smart enough to figure out how to improve on their armchair pop philosophy or perhaps even realize how lame it was
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TLJb9NZN0I&feature=related

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    actually, I changed my mind about why the first movie rocks and the sequels suck so much by comparison

    in the first film, the wachowskis don't have to get that deep into their retarded philosophy for the Matrix universe, it's all barely explained and you can just enjoy the action and not think that much about how stupid a lot of it is

    however, that's precisely why the sequels suck because they had to then explore those elements further and it was no longer possible to hide just how rotten the foundation for the whole concept was because they were forced to focus on them much more and they aren't smart enough to figure out how to improve on their armchair pop philosophy or perhaps even realize how lame it was

    I don't think this is quite fair. The first movie maybe wasn't oh my god the deepest thing ever, you guys. But it was interesting and valid. It was, what, basically just existentialism? Maybe a metaphor for the possibility of planes of existence outside of our comprehension? It was inherently about subjects that outside of the reach of human knowledge. And then they put in some awesome special effects that nobody had ever seen before.

    The sequels, I felt, did neither of those things. The special effects weren't new by that time. The "360" effect had been done to death in parody films. And they didn't go into the philosophical aspects at all, as far as I could tell (referring to the second movie here, didn't see the third)...they just went into different characters with different superpowers. Like, they were no longer talking about how the entire world could be a fabrication that you just accept because it's all you know. They don't discuss reducing human minds/souls down to binary data. There's none of that. It's just "this guy can walk through walls" and "that guy can manipulate other people's 'programs' in real-time" and all that shit. It's like taking superhero movies and removing the alteregos; the powers lose their metaphorical meaning and the characters lose their depth. They're just fighting-game sprites at that point, not actual people who happen to be both superhuman and heroic. I feel like they totally abandoned metaphor and focused on the literal entirely, replacing anything remotely thoughtful with extended action scenes.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    actually, I changed my mind about why the first movie rocks and the sequels suck so much by comparison

    in the first film, the wachowskis don't have to get that deep into their retarded philosophy for the Matrix universe, it's all barely explained and you can just enjoy the action and not think that much about how stupid a lot of it is

    however, that's precisely why the sequels suck because they had to then explore those elements further and it was no longer possible to hide just how rotten the foundation for the whole concept was because they were forced to focus on them much more and they aren't smart enough to figure out how to improve on their armchair pop philosophy or perhaps even realize how lame it was

    I don't think this is quite fair. The first movie maybe wasn't oh my god the deepest thing ever, you guys. But it was interesting and valid. It was, what, basically just existentialism? Maybe a metaphor for the possibility of planes of existence outside of our comprehension? It was inherently about subjects that outside of the reach of human knowledge. And then they put in some awesome special effects that nobody had ever seen before.

    The sequels, I felt, did neither of those things. The special effects weren't new by that time. The "360" effect had been done to death in parody films. And they didn't go into the philosophical aspects at all, as far as I could tell (referring to the second movie here, didn't see the third)...they just went into different characters with different superpowers. Like, they were no longer talking about how the entire world could be a fabrication that you just accept because it's all you know. They don't discuss reducing human minds/souls down to binary data. There's none of that. It's just "this guy can walk through walls" and "that guy can manipulate other people's 'programs' in real-time" and all that shit. It's like taking superhero movies and removing the alteregos; the powers lose their metaphorical meaning and the characters lose their depth. They're just fighting-game sprites at that point, not actual people who happen to be both superhuman and heroic. I feel like they totally abandoned metaphor and focused on the literal entirely, replacing anything remotely thoughtful with extended action scenes.
    that's my point though
    in the first film they didn't have to get into the existentialism all that much, it was pretty shallow and you could just go, "ok that's pretty cool I guess"

    and they totally did get philosophical in the sequels, they just did a terrible job of it because they're not that smart

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hmm. OK. I see what you're saying about the first movie just kind of doing a quick Philosophy 101 rundown of the basic concept. Where I don't see it as much, and maybe it's because I didn't see the third one, is that it looked to me like they completely avoided anything remotely philosophical after the first movie ended. All I saw were long, unwarranted fight scenes.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah, the sequels were ass, but I still think the hundred smiths fight was pretty rad on the big screen

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I remember right there was a lot of shit about determinism in the second movie. I specifically remember the line "I know because I must know," and the architect scene at the end.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The one in the second movie, where he used the big metal pole?

    I have to say I found almost all of those fights just dull as shit. I know that I did because I ceased to be entertained to the point where I started thinking about other things. Also at one point I looked at my wrist to see how much longer this would go on (during the freeway scene), and I haven't worn, or even owned, a watch since about sixth grade.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I remember right there was a lot of shit about determinism in the second movie. I specifically remember the line "I know because I must know," and the architect scene at the end.

    Yeah, there was some of that. But not a whole lot, whereas there were things like the freeway fight scene, which clocks in at around 14 straight minutes. What really sold me on "there's too much fighting for no reason in this movie" was when he fought the keymaker dude. The guy just goes "in order to know someone truly, you must fight him," and I guess we're all supposed to go "yeah, that sounds right." Then they have this long, pointless fight where Neo basically does the same three moves over and over again. Once enough time has passed, the guy goes, "OK, I guess I know you now, here's the plot stuff you need to continue on."

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    If I remember right there was a lot of shit about determinism in the second movie. I specifically remember the line "I know because I must know," and the architect scene at the end.

    Yeah, there was some of that. But not a whole lot, whereas there were things like the freeway fight scene, which clocks in at around 14 straight minutes. What really sold me on "there's too much fighting for no reason in this movie" was when he fought the keymaker dude. The guy just goes "in order to know someone truly, you must fight him," and I guess we're all supposed to go "yeah, that sounds right." Then they have this long, pointless fight where Neo basically does the same three moves over and over again. Once enough time has passed, the guy goes, "OK, I guess I know you now, here's the plot stuff you need to continue on."
    see, that's a perfect example of their hamfisted attempt to be philosophical that you're saying you didn't notice

    I can kind of see why you didn't see it as such because it's so stupid and poorly handled but that's exactly what I mean

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    actually, I changed my mind about why the first movie rocks and the sequels suck so much by comparison

    in the first film, the wachowskis don't have to get that deep into their retarded philosophy for the Matrix universe, it's all barely explained and you can just enjoy the action and not think that much about how stupid a lot of it is

    however, that's precisely why the sequels suck because they had to then explore those elements further and it was no longer possible to hide just how rotten the foundation for the whole concept was because they were forced to focus on them much more and they aren't smart enough to figure out how to improve on their armchair pop philosophy or perhaps even realize how lame it was
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TLJb9NZN0I&feature=related

    I actually think a game where you could choose to sacrifice yourself (and then continue as another character) would be pretty neat.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love this comic. I get a special kick out of it since I got into WoW last month.

    I was running through one of the cities last night and there were a few people having a snowball fight ingame.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the matrix reloaded is unforgivable shit from a writing standpoint, but it was pretty fun as just an action movie

    revolutions was just bad all around

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i thought him being blinded was about the only good thing that happened in the third movie, because it references classical prophets

    but it sucked anyway

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I've said it before, but when Trinity was giving her fucking death monologue I was just thinking, "god just fucking die you horrible harpy!"

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I feel asleep when I saw it. When I woke up there was a malicious Colonel Sanders.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There's a non-malicious Colonel Sanders out there? The dude on the sign always struck me as pretty sinister.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    The Colonel is totally watching you as you sleep

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I actually thought the Architect scene was pretty neat

    also whenever Hugo Weaving showed up for the most part, because he is rad

    oh, and the Machine God in the third movie had a cool design

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    hugo weaving was basically what made the first movie so awesome

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    hugo weaving was basically what made the first movie so awesome

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    deleted 'rocky horror' scenes

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    didn't I hear someone wanted to remake the Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    deleted 'rocky horror' scenes
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elfin drug abuse is never pretty.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    deleted 'rocky horror' scenes
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    I don't understand why you're bringing Cap Cthulhu into this

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ahahahaha

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    who's gay?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    didn't I hear someone wanted to remake the Rocky Horror Picture Show

    I've always wanted to unmake it if that counts

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    didn't I hear someone wanted to remake the Rocky Horror Picture Show

    I've always wanted to unmake it if that counts

    what you don't like dressing up in drag while singing and dancing in public places

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    I like it enough that I don't need to use a terrible musical as an excuse to do it

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i like some of the songs in it

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