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I failed to die in a plane crash

Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
Actually I'm just catching a flight back to Malaysia on AirAsia X. The X stands for Xtreeeeme low budget airline, and I've never actually flown on a long international flight on a budget airline before. So far I've had to pay for a seat, baggage allowance, food. I forgot to check if there's any in-flight entertainment at all.

Okay...

Apparently not. Oh god, does anyone have a suggestion of what to do with myself for eight hours? Rack up a ridiculous alcohol bill? Make puppets out of airsick bags? Punch annoying children in the face? And what's the worst experience you've had on an airline, budget or otherwise?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    flirt with those cute stewardesses on the front page

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    damn that is cheap

    what, do they launch the planes on elastic or something

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, I managed to get a ticket home for $800 less than Malaysian Airlines, nearly halving it. My dad didnt have a problem, but an uncle complained about shitty seats. I GUESS I'LL SEE!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wait. you can only fly to Kaula Lampur?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    read a book silly

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bel, what are you doing awake?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    draw wicked dongers

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The time I flew from Dubai to Singapore and my seat could stay in the upright position. Also there were drunk as fuck Australians. And this was before the Ipod days.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Bel, what are you doing awake?

    not sleeping Q_Q

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Q| _ Q|(@)


    It's a snail!!!

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's a Kuala Lumpur based airline. You can transit there to all other destinations, but you'll have to arrange it yourself.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's a Kuala Lumpur based airline. You can transit there to all other destinations, but you'll have to arrange it yourself.

    now I'm imagining you boarding the plane in the style of Batman a la Dark Knight

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    iPod, a book, some alcohol, then sleep. Easy.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Q| _ Q|(@)


    It's a snail!!!

    yea it looks just like this

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I was reading about a sea snail earlier. Horrifying thing that once had teeth, but now those have evolved into toxic harpoons that it can shoot out at prey. Then it just swallows them whole while they're poisoned.

    AWESOME.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it would if you would use some imagination, smartypants :x

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love animals with projectile weapons.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got upgraded for first class on my flight to Singapore.
    Well, turns out it was just for the first leg of the flight. Which was the 40 minute flight to London.
    Talk about a cocktease :?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    it would if you would use some imagination, smartypants :x
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Join the Mile High club. Then you'll only have the other seven hours and fifty-eight minutes to deal with.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bahahahahaha <3

    Bel, I long to be your secret lover

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    mwah mwah mwah

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    (sleep time now synth don't die in a plane crash)

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    God I hope not.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    draw me a donger on the plane

    mwah safe flight

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You need an ipod or mp3 player with audio books or podcasts that are 45 minutes NOT an hour or more in length divided by4 or 5 regular music tracks you like that fill the 15 minutes.

    I recently took at 14 hour flight and it has the effect of making it go much quicker.

    The Penny-Arcade podcasts worked especially well, though I mostly listened to the GFW Radio podcasts (97.5 The Brodeo)

    Every hour get up and walk the length of the plane as far forward as you are allowed all the way to the tail. Then go to the toilet, go in, go if you need to but touch your toes five times at least. This helps stretch your leg muscles.

    The repetition and routine also increases the time lapse effect, or time dilation or whatver the phrase is where time moves quicker.


    Drink lots of fluid too.


    The best option is obviously not sleep at all until the flight and collapse completely the moment you sit down.

    But some people are super afraid to do that in case of emergency/crash or whatever.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I guess it would suck to wake up dead.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm flying tomorrow too. Florida to Minnesota with a layover in Chicago.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hm, not a bad idea actually, staying up all night. Maybe I should pack some extra drowsy flu formula along.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I was on a plane that was going down I'd just strip as naked as possible while the craft was pitching and screaming towards the sea/earth. It'd be like a race. Ain't like anybody's gonna care.

    In reality I'd probably be the guy squeezing his eyes shut and hugging himself in the back row.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I can never sleep on planes

    or buses or anything,

    it's too uncomfortable

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've gotten pretty good at sleeping on planes.
    I was asleep before we even taxied to the runway once.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Having recently spent 14 hours on a flight I can tell you that all of Scarabs ideas are pretty good and help a lot. But being able to sleep the whole thing is simply better : b

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I can sleep anywhere.

    Before early football games, I would nap while stretching.

    I have slept standing up.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dude 8 hours aint shit

    when I was flying home from PAX

    my plane sat on the tarmac in New York for 3 hours

    then 5 hours to LA

    then 16 hours to Brisbane

    I mostly listened to audiobooks, read World War Z, slept a little, got drunk twice...

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    I can sleep anywhere.

    Before early football games, I would nap while stretching.

    I have slept standing up.

    It's a pretty useful skill to have, I used to sleep on top of elevators

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Junpei wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I can sleep anywhere.

    Before early football games, I would nap while stretching.

    I have slept standing up.

    It's a pretty useful skill to have, I used to sleep on top of elevators

    you sleepers will never understand how jealous us insomniacs are of you

    #pipe on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, there was my flight from Perth to Manchester. I think I stopped in Berlin, Dubai and Singapore along the way. Hellish!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I can sleep anywhere.

    Before early football games, I would nap while stretching.

    I have slept standing up.

    It's a pretty useful skill to have, I used to sleep on top of elevators

    you sleepers will never understand how jealous us insomniacs are of you

    on top of elevators? this sounds awesome. do tell


    and pipe, I usually don't sleep at night and have all sorts of problems. i know how it is. my body does not want me to be conscious when others are

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    I can sleep anywhere.

    Before early football games, I would nap while stretching.

    I have slept standing up.

    It's a pretty useful skill to have, I used to sleep on top of elevators

    you sleepers will never understand how jealous us insomniacs are of you

    Seriously. I don't think I've ever gotten to sleep in less than half an hour, and that was the result of some pretty intense exhaustion.

    I'd settle for a cure for insomnia, but I really wish somebody would go ahead and cure sleep already.

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