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Transporter 3: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
Cristo
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS THIS SHIT.
This easily ranks up there with "The Air We Breathe" as the worst movie I have ever seen.
Now I didn't go into this movie with any expectations of it getting an Oscar or havng profound, thought provoking dialogue but the level of shittyness for this movie was ground breaking. Especially considering Jason Statham was in it and he usually delivers.
15% action, 85% boring, vapid dialogue leading nowhere. There were literally 2 fight scenes in the entire film, the rest of the film was horrible, incomprehensible dialogue about Ukranian food and radioactive waste.
GETTING ACTORS TO DO SHITTY ACCENTS DOESN'T MAKE IT "AUTHENTIC". Anyone who wasn't Jason Statham or creepy 1 armed guy from Prison Break were impossible to understand. The rest were shit, American actors with shit accents that were impossible to understand.
PLUS the female lead was THE most annoying, shallow, inane character EVER.
FUCK I'M PISSED. Especially after the first 2.
tl;dr: THIS FILM MAKES ME HATE UKRANIANS
This easily ranks up there with "The Air We Breathe" as the worst movie I have ever seen.
Now I didn't go into this movie with any expectations of it getting an Oscar or havng profound, thought provoking dialogue but the level of shittyness for this movie was ground breaking. Especially considering Jason Statham was in it and he usually delivers.
15% action, 85% boring, vapid dialogue leading nowhere. There were literally 2 fight scenes in the entire film, the rest of the film was horrible, incomprehensible dialogue about Ukranian food and radioactive waste.
GETTING ACTORS TO DO SHITTY ACCENTS DOESN'T MAKE IT "AUTHENTIC". Anyone who wasn't Jason Statham or creepy 1 armed guy from Prison Break were impossible to understand. The rest were shit, American actors with shit accents that were impossible to understand.
PLUS the female lead was THE most annoying, shallow, inane character EVER.
FUCK I'M PISSED. Especially after the first 2.
tl;dr: THIS FILM MAKES ME HATE UKRANIANS
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wasn't transporter 2 supposed to be pretty shitty too? and I seem to recall transporter 1 being awful after that first car chase
I dunno, I'm holding out hopes for 4
The first 2 were absolutely stellar! This was not, for the above reasons.
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transporter 2 was like if they gave a 14 year old boy 50 million dollars and shitloads of candy and asked him to write about his fantasies
transporter 2 was like if they gave a 14 year old boy 50 million dollars and shitloads of candy and asked him to write about his fantasies[/QUOTE]
That's not necessarily a bad thing.
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I thought he died in the first one?
unless you are also a 14 year old boy
yeah it was
no
no
NO
And I'm not 14!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=related
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well done
I'll probably love it.
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like Snatch and the Italian Job?
Also Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
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also Snatch, Italian Job, and Lock Stock are great
Needed more Italy.
Lets talk about how awesome Slumdog Millionaire was instead
Brad Pitt as a bare-knuckle boxing gypsie? fuck yes
no let's talk about the wackness.
more gay.
that oil fight? mm-hmm.
well then you'll like transporter 3 because he manages to get half naked like 30 minutes in.
I probably will.
yeah but so's roxy jezel and man
isn't about immigrants or something?
poor immigrants even
And if he dosent meet his car driving/butt kicking quota he will explode!
AND THE MAIN BAD GUY IS NUDIST LESBIANS!!!1