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The mind of Freeman

PorcupinePorcupine Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Games and Technology
This guy plays Half-Life 1:Source, and provides a sort of 'interior monologue' for what our mute hero must be thinking on his first day at his new job. If he is really just blue-skying his way through this, then hats off to him for bringing some consistent funny to it!

Bonus points for not degenerating into lame junior-high antics, or getting cheap laughs for being meta about it (a.k.a. "Is this some kind of video game? I mean who designed this level?)


http://www.machinima.com/film/view&id=24052

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seen this before

    OH GOD WE'RE GONNA CRASH

    is hilarious

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Porcupine wrote: »
    Bonus points for not degenerating into lame junior-high antics, or getting cheap laughs for being meta about it (a.k.a. "Is this some kind of video game? I mean who designed this level?)

    You say this, and yet this is all it seems to be.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The overacting in this is hilariously bad

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah I only watched the first episode but all I heard was a bunch of dumb jokes

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wow, that was unfunny. Also, the guy sounds like Ray Romano.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love this series, it is brilliant fun and it does a better job of showing off the game than most Lets Plays. The guy is not that great a voice actor but he is imaginative and funny. My hat is off to him.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I watched about 2 minutes of it and I now have this insufferable urge to bring my wrath upon humanity

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    I love this series, it is brilliant fun and it does a better job of showing off the game than most Lets Plays. The guy is not that great a voice actor but he is imaginative and funny. My hat is off to him.

    I think you're thinking about another video

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  • servbotservbot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Damn it you guys, I'm extremely disappointed to find out this thread is not about Morgan Freeman

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    servbot wrote: »
    Damn it you guys, I'm extremely disappointed to find out this thread is not about Morgan Freeman

    Now there's a guy who can narrate.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    servbot wrote: »
    Damn it you guys, I'm extremely disappointed to find out this thread is not about Morgan Freeman

    Now there's a guy who can narrate.

    Its only because of his Narration that Shawshank Redemption remains the best movie ever made

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    servbot wrote: »
    Damn it you guys, I'm extremely disappointed to find out this thread is not about Morgan Freeman

    Now there's a guy who can narrate.

    Its only because of his Narration that Shawshank Redemption remains the best movie ever made

    Now be fair, it's a pretty good movie in its own right.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You know, the gaming culture has a severe lack of intelligent, funny people

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ahh well I've spotted a few times in the 2nd episode where he accuses people of not paying attention/listening to him when it's supposed to be his internal monologue... Hmmm :|

    Some parts are humorous, not really laugh out loud funny.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You know, the gaming culture has a severe lack of intelligent, funny people

    You included? :P

    All jokes aside, what is a culture that has an abundance of funny people?

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Xtarath wrote: »
    You know, the gaming culture has a severe lack of intelligent, funny people

    You included? :P

    All jokes aside, what is a culture that has an abundance of funny people?

    Jews.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    Xtarath wrote: »
    You know, the gaming culture has a severe lack of intelligent, funny people

    You included? :P

    All jokes aside, what is a culture that has an abundance of funny people?

    Jews.

    Well, damn, you got me.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm pretty unhappy that I own both Half Life and Half Life 2, and yet Valve expects me to pay an additional $10 to play Half Life: Source.

    Which is especially ridiculous considering the infinitely superior Black Mesa will be free.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah I watched like 3 minutes of this a while ago and then violently vomited blood, or closed the window or whatever. It's a blur. Crappiest video Let's Play ever.

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  • UselesswarriorUselesswarrior Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    TeeMan wrote: »
    Ahh well I've spotted a few times in the 2nd episode where he accuses people of not paying attention/listening to him when it's supposed to be his internal monologue... Hmmm :|

    Some parts are humorous, not really laugh out loud funny.

    Yeah I noticed that to, he switches between to internal monologue and talking to other people. Damn you Ray Ramano!

    Seriously though, I didn't think this was as unfunny as some people are claiming.

    EDIT: Actually I think this is pretty funny. I mean seriously, you try talking over half life for 10 minutes and see how well you do. Alot of his jokes fall flat but there is some gold there.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's not the funniest thing ever made, but I found it entertaining enough to watch.

    As Uselesswarrior pointed out, it's not as easy as it looks talking over a game for 10 minutes trying to be funny.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey just because it's not easy doesn't give him a free pass to be not funny. I do 45 min to an hour of funny commentary over videogames about twice a week every week and nobody ever posts in my threads "this is not funny" or "I vomited blood." I've heard funny stuff, I've made funny stuff, this guy isn't funny.

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Morgan Freeman should narrate someone playing Half-Life. I would buy that.

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Gyral wrote: »
    Morgan Freeman should narrate someone playing Half-Life. I would buy that.

    Morgan Freeman narrating anything makes it an instant purchase.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    glithert wrote: »
    It's not the funniest thing ever made, but I found it entertaining enough to watch.

    As Uselesswarrior pointed out, it's not as easy as it looks talking over a game for 10 minutes trying to be funny.

    If it's not funny, it's not funny.

    Well funny itself is a relative thing.

    Considering it's free and not a big investment of time to watch, I'm surprised at HOW negative some people are being.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Holy shit I can't believe I watched it all

    ITS SO AWFUL ITS MESMERIZING

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    glithert wrote: »
    It's not the funniest thing ever made, but I found it entertaining enough to watch.

    As Uselesswarrior pointed out, it's not as easy as it looks talking over a game for 10 minutes trying to be funny.

    If it's not funny, it's not funny.

    Well funny itself is a relative thing.

    Considering it's free and not a big investment of time to watch, I'm surprised at HOW negative some people are being.

    Everybody is a critic. There are millions of people out there that will go mad with rage because that free fan-made movie was not as good as it could have been.

    I may have been overly positive in my first post, but I found these movies to be entertaining and that was enough for me. I can easily understand that others did not, and this is too bad.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Isn't it weird how instead of playing games we are arguing about watching a video of a guy playing games

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  • UselesswarriorUselesswarrior Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It made me laugh.

    My favorite part is when the first hound eye teleported in, he just goes "no" and shoots it in the face, doesn't look funny written out, but it was all in the delivery.

    The comment on the gravity formula was pretty funny too.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    glithert wrote: »
    It's not the funniest thing ever made, but I found it entertaining enough to watch.

    As Uselesswarrior pointed out, it's not as easy as it looks talking over a game for 10 minutes trying to be funny.

    If it's not funny, it's not funny.

    Well funny itself is a relative thing.

    Considering it's free and not a big investment of time to watch, I'm surprised at HOW negative some people are being.

    Goatse is also free and not a big investment of time to watch, but that doesn't entitle it to rave reviews.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    After 15 seconds I had to turn it off. Terrible acting. Unpleasant voice.

    I give this 1 chocolate-covered thumb down.
    Well funny itself is a relative thing.

    Considering it's free and not a big investment of time to watch, I'm surprised at HOW negative some people are being.

    He put this up on the Internet in an obvious attempt to gain some recognition and amuse people. That doesn't make him immune to criticism and negative reviews. No one is saying the guy is a dick head, but if they don't like it, they're not going to pretend to just to be polite.

    We're not talking about our grandma giving us a knitted sweater for christmas, where you have to pretend to like it. Fucking sweaters.

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  • Ziac45Ziac45 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Watched all of the linked episode, I didn't even chuckle once.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "Wait, this is just a room where we put boxes into a bottomless pit!

    Man...this company is retarded."

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alright so let's talk about good comedy, like Concerned: The Half Life and Death of Gordon Frohman

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Or Full Life Consequences.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Figgy wrote: »
    After 15 seconds I had to turn it off. Terrible acting. Unpleasant voice.

    I give this 1 chocolate-covered thumb down.
    Well funny itself is a relative thing.

    Considering it's free and not a big investment of time to watch, I'm surprised at HOW negative some people are being.

    He put this up on the Internet in an obvious attempt to gain some recognition and amuse people. That doesn't make him immune to criticism and negative reviews. No one is saying the guy is a dick head, but if they don't like it, they're not going to pretend to just to be polite.

    We're not talking about our grandma giving us a knitted sweater for christmas, where you have to pretend to like it. Fucking sweaters.

    I almost snapped and wrote a really angry reply to this until I managed to read through some of the bits I had missed. No, the fact that someone did something for free does not make him immune to negative reviews, certainly not. My opinion is merely that it is not unreasonable to go a bit easier on people and realise that stuff made with very limited resources by people with limited resources will rarely be great and might not suit your taste.

    I am fine with people going "I thought that was pretty terrible, his voice annoyed me and I did not find the jokes funny."

    "Yeah I watched like 3 minutes of this a while ago and then violently vomited blood, or closed the window or whatever. It's a blur. Crappiest video Let's Play ever." is a bit harsh though. Or maybe he is just trying to be edgy, or funny. In that case, -1/10, crappiest joke I have ever read, I wish I could go home to this forumer and kill his dog because reading his opinion of this internet movie has made me physically and mentally ill.

    Also Concerned is pretty good. http://www.hlcomic.com/

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The first video is shit, start with the second.

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  • XtarathXtarath Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alright so let's talk about good comedy, like Concerned: The Half Life and Death of Gordon Frohman

    "The balls the elites shoot out? I call them comboings!"

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