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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Yes. What use are the holidays without resentment and forced togetherness?

    This is my logic every year when it's time to go to Christmas with my dad's family. Or at least it was before my grandmother got all dramatic and stopped coming

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Yes. What use are the holidays without resentment and forced togetherness?

    This is my logic every year when it's time to go to Christmas with my dad's family. Or at least it was before my grandmother got all dramatic and stopped coming
    Did she stop coming because she died? I wouldn't call that dramatic if thats the case.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

    pulp tastes so good

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

    This hurts my Goddamn brain just to read.

    You heard the contents swishing. You know, as liquid is wont to do when placed inside a waxed cardboard container.

    Do I have it under good authority that you have never had bubble tea, sir? Do I? Because Lords in Heaven that would be terrible.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing
    wow, you're even more of a pussy than I imagined

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pulp makes the juice extra delicious and extra nutritious

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    so..does this mean shibby never has blended drinks? like blended with ice, or real fruit? because if so, WHAT THE FUCK

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

    This hurts my Goddamn brain just to read.

    You heard the contents swishing. You know, as liquid is wont to do when placed inside a waxed cardboard container.

    Do I have it under good authority that you have never had bubble tea, sir? Do I? Because Lords in Heaven that would be terrible.
    This hurts my brain, good sir.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    so..does this mean shibby never has blended drinks? like blended with ice, or real fruit? because if so, WHAT THE FUCK
    Blended drinks are out of the question.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    You people know I'm a fucking oddball. So this shouldn't really matter.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    man, I pity you
    seriously

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I miss out on a lot of things in life because I'm retardly stubborn.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    things like

    a soul?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Yes. What use are the holidays without resentment and forced togetherness?

    This is my logic every year when it's time to go to Christmas with my dad's family. Or at least it was before my grandmother got all dramatic and stopped coming
    Did she stop coming because she died? I wouldn't call that dramatic if thats the case.

    No she got all upset because nobody came over on Thanksgiving so instead of having an empty house on Christmas (don't ask how she made the leap from "other plans" to "EVERYONE HATES ME"), they would just leave for Florida early and, and I swear to god I can't make this part up, she'd "just pretend it's not Christmas."

    Twelve or thirteen years old, and I have to bite my tongue to keep from saying "Give me a fucking break."

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    things like

    a soul?
    Ain't got any soul around here, brother.

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    Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wiggin your grandma is emo, did she stay home and listen to linkin park and dashboard confessional?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

    This hurts my Goddamn brain just to read.

    You heard the contents swishing. You know, as liquid is wont to do when placed inside a waxed cardboard container.

    Do I have it under good authority that you have never had bubble tea, sir? Do I? Because Lords in Heaven that would be terrible.
    This hurts my brain, good sir.

    "wont" is a word we don't use nearly enough in casual conversation so I like to throw it in there.

    That said, man, Shibby, you're almost as stubborn as my grandfather. I say almost because I am pretty Goddamn sure you could not be more stubborn than he was. We could have a contest and even dead he would still school you. He once put all the tools on these pegs on this particle board, according to size and use ect ect, and then to make sure nobody fucked it up, he traced them. He traced every saw tooth on every saw. There were EIGHT of them. Drunk guesstimation says that was probably about 1600 saw teeth all told.

    So yeah, dunno where I was going with this post but yeaaaah Christmas!

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Wiggin your grandma is emo, did she stay home and listen to linkin park and dashboard confessional?

    You ever see The Ref, with Dennis Leary?

    You remember Mother Rose, and the line about getting her a cross? Yeah that's my grandmother.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shibby if you want to enjoy fresh squeezed orange juice just pour it into a coffee plunger (or "french press" as I think it's called in America (or maybe "Freedom press" now)) and push all the pulp to the bottom.

    Fresh OJ is way tastier than bottled.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Volu that's "anal retentive" not "stubborn". Or maybe "OCD".

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't drink nearly enough juice.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    heh heh

    sticky pole

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    We don't nearly have enough Sticky poles.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm going to spend the rest of the night watching the Charlie Brown special and then the first season of Third Watch. Nothing says Christmas like a drama about the NYPD/FDNY

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    Volu that's "anal retentive" not "stubborn". Or maybe "OCD".

    You'd think that, but not really, not knowing who he was.

    Christ almighty he was a stubborn old man.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

    This hurts my Goddamn brain just to read.

    You heard the contents swishing. You know, as liquid is wont to do when placed inside a waxed cardboard container.

    Do I have it under good authority that you have never had bubble tea, sir? Do I? Because Lords in Heaven that would be terrible.
    This hurts my brain, good sir.

    Three small words hurt your brain?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

    This hurts my Goddamn brain just to read.

    You heard the contents swishing. You know, as liquid is wont to do when placed inside a waxed cardboard container.

    Do I have it under good authority that you have never had bubble tea, sir? Do I? Because Lords in Heaven that would be terrible.
    This hurts my brain, good sir.

    Three small words hurt your brain?
    It's just that I've never seen those three words put together.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Sorry I don't like pulp. I had a friend that bought extra pulp OJ. I shudder when ever he drank straight from the carton.

    I could hear all the pulp swishing

    This hurts my Goddamn brain just to read.

    You heard the contents swishing. You know, as liquid is wont to do when placed inside a waxed cardboard container.

    Do I have it under good authority that you have never had bubble tea, sir? Do I? Because Lords in Heaven that would be terrible.
    This hurts my brain, good sir.

    Three small words hurt your brain?
    It's just that I've never seen those three words put together.

    Oh jeez shibby.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    It's true.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    god shibby
    he said wont
    not won't

    fucking hell

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Every time I think he can't get more shibby...

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that's just sad

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    My brain is fucking fried from Christmas crap and it's hardly even begun at my house.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Shibby even I know what that means

    ME

    WIGGIN

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, I'm really glad Shibby is our resident weird guy.

    He's pretty good at it without being overbearing about it.

    Nice job man.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    matthias00 wrote: »
    Man, I'm really glad Shibby is our resident weird guy.

    He's pretty good at it without being overbearing about it.

    Nice job man.
    :whistle:

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I tolerate shibby because shibby is an evil I know.

    I do not want to invite an evil I do not know by getting rid of shibby.

    He keeps the evil at bay.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    *shrug*

    I'm kinda past caring at this point, but I'll support peace, love and joy, so, whatever.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    *shrug*

    I'm kinda past caring at this point, but I'll support peace, love and joy, so, whatever.

    Christmas is a time for drinking and merriment.

    Fuck world peace, fuck love, fuck joy.

    Fuck fucking, even.

    Just drown the world in gold-brown liquid and pray for an elusive dawn.

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