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Valkyrie: The story of an all together alright Nazi

Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4toArlington, VARegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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The story of a German colonel who realizes that to save Germany he would have to kill Hitler, and then joins a group of military officers and civilians with an attempt to bring down Hitler and the SS.

It was an ok movie, but personally, I think it would've been far better if it was a movie that took place in the Galactic Empire about a plot to kill Palpatine.

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  • RaynagaRaynaga Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I couldn't buy Cruise as a German officer.

    It didn't help that in every preview I saw he didn't appear to be acting at all, and was basically Tom Cruise with an eye patch.

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  • artifexiteartifexite Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "You don't know what Nazism is all about! You haven't done the research!"

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Please tell me Cruise doesn't play Rommel

    Please

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Please tell me Cruise doesn't play Rommel

    Please

    No, he plays another guy, the person who actually attempted a coup.

    What's worse is that the stepdad from Shaun of the Dead (or the head Vampire from Underworld 1) plays a German general. It's weirder to me seeing a guy with a British accent playing a German guy (only the person playing Hitler has a vaguely German accent, and then, he has few lines). This makes my claim even more obvious--if it was the Empire, accents wouldn't matter. God damnit.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, it appears that Rommel isn't even in the movie.

    Which is very stupid, but whatever.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, it appears that Rommel isn't even in the movie.

    Which is very stupid, but whatever.
    The movie looks interesting I just don't know if I'd be able to sufficiently divorce my brain from what it knows of history to let me enjoy it.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raynaga wrote: »
    I couldn't buy Cruise as a German officer.

    It didn't help that in every preview I saw he didn't appear to be acting at all, and was basically Tom Cruise with an eye patch.


    This is what bothered me the most about the movie. You never forget you're watching Tom Cruise.

    And it's nagging, but the fact that people have accents and others bothered me.

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  • DetharinDetharin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killing nazi's is so much fun is it any surprise the nazi's decided to get in on it. I mean who hasn't "almost" killed Hitler, Hitlers Brain, Hitlers Brain in a a robot, Hitlers Brain in a Reanimated Body, Hitlers Brain in a Reanimated Body piloting a helicopter... etc.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, it appears that Rommel isn't even in the movie.

    Which is very stupid, but whatever.

    I'm not so well read on this subject, what did Rommel have to do with the assassination plot?

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  • penguin5201penguin5201 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pretty meh film. I agree with not being able to ignore Tom Cruise, but he's got such a great butt.

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  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Honk wrote: »
    Yeah, it appears that Rommel isn't even in the movie.

    Which is very stupid, but whatever.

    I'm not so well read on this subject, what did Rommel have to do with the assassination plot?

    He didn't have anything to do with the Stauffenberg plot (the one the movie is about) but he was part of a later one.

    I've actually been to the German resistance museum in Berlin, which has a section devoted to just this very guy- I even got a chance to speak to the director of said museum, who opposed this movie viciously, because he said it missed some of the central ambiguities, tragedies and complexities of the story.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If this looked like anything but Mission Impossible 4: Nazi Germany, I might've considered seeing it. I've always found the true story very interesting, but I don't think there could've been a worse actor to play Stauffenberg.

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  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If this looked like anything but Mission Impossible 4: Nazi Germany, I might've considered seeing it. I've always found the true story very interesting, but I don't think there could've been a worse actor to play Stauffenberg.

    Exactly. They took something that could be a tense period drama and turned it into an action movie; a story that did not in fact have any action.

    As someone said, put it in Star Wars and have it be an Imperial plot to kill the Emperor. That would have been pretty cool.

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  • strakha_7strakha_7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It was an ok movie, but personally, I think it would've been far better if it was a movie that took place in the Galactic Empire about a plot to kill Palpatine.

    I had a good chuckle at this. I'm going to wait until DVD to see this one unless a friend of mine really wants to see it now.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Please tell me Cruise doesn't play Rommel

    Please

    No, he plays another guy, the person who actually attempted a coup.

    What's worse is that the stepdad from Shaun of the Dead (or the head Vampire from Underworld 1) plays a German general. It's weirder to me seeing a guy with a British accent playing a German guy (only the person playing Hitler has a vaguely German accent, and then, he has few lines). This makes my claim even more obvious--if it was the Empire, accents wouldn't matter. God damnit.
    ..Bill Nighy is in a lot of stuff. Like Love Actually, and he's also Davy Jones.

    But yeah, it was weird seeing so many actors I knew from other places.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    I liked it, but Tom Cruise is definitely Tom Cruise.

    There's also a distinct lack of explanation for their betrayal of Hitler. I guess we're supposed to just buy in to "Hitler is bad!", but not all of these men had noble intentions and it would have been nice to see a bit of a clash within the coup. Instead, everyone on board with this seems like they have nothing but heroic reasons.

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  • geeeeoffffgeeeeoffff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It amazes me that all these people high in the nazi ranks could not kill Hitler. I mean didn't they ever have meetings? You guys are all army officers don't you guys carry lugers with you everywhere?

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kyougu wrote: »
    And it's nagging, but the fact that people have accents and others bothered me.

    I have never understood why films like this bother with accents. You're already going through the suspension of disbelief of having everyone speak english, do you really need to have them speak with silly accents?

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  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    geeeeoffff wrote: »
    It amazes me that all these people high in the nazi ranks could not kill Hitler. I mean didn't they ever have meetings? You guys are all army officers don't you guys carry lugers with you everywhere?

    I would actually not be surprised if even officers weren't allowed to carry hand guns when meeting Hitler.

    I saw a National Geographic program on people trying to assasinate Hitler a couple of days ago. It was pretty interesting. There were apparently 42 seperate plots that we know of.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kyougu wrote: »
    And it's nagging, but the fact that people have accents and others bothered me.

    I have never understood why films like this bother with accents. You're already going through the suspension of disbelief of having everyone speak english, do you really need to have them speak with silly accents?

    Basically this. If you're not going to go with german/subtitles, you don't really make up any ground by having your english speaking actors replace their th's with z's.

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  • geeeeoffffgeeeeoffff Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    geeeeoffff wrote: »
    It amazes me that all these people high in the nazi ranks could not kill Hitler. I mean didn't they ever have meetings? You guys are all army officers don't you guys carry lugers with you everywhere?

    I would actually not be surprised if even officers weren't allowed to carry hand guns when meeting Hitler.

    I saw a National Geographic program on people trying to assasinate Hitler a couple of days ago. It was pretty interesting. There were apparently 42 seperate plots that we know of.


    Man, if you don't trust someone enough to NOT SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE how can you expect them to command your men to victory?

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  • HamHamJHamHamJ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    geeeeoffff wrote: »
    HamHamJ wrote: »
    geeeeoffff wrote: »
    It amazes me that all these people high in the nazi ranks could not kill Hitler. I mean didn't they ever have meetings? You guys are all army officers don't you guys carry lugers with you everywhere?

    I would actually not be surprised if even officers weren't allowed to carry hand guns when meeting Hitler.

    I saw a National Geographic program on people trying to assasinate Hitler a couple of days ago. It was pretty interesting. There were apparently 42 seperate plots that we know of.


    Man, if you don't trust someone enough to NOT SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE how can you expect them to command your men to victory?

    Because while you can depend on them to want Germany to win, you might not depend on them to want you to still be the leader of Germany when that happens?

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  • DukiDuki Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wow, what the fuck, everyone look at Ebert's review. There's a picture of a bust of the actual guy, and he kind of looks a shitload like Cruise.

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  • xWonderboyxxWonderboyx Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Please tell me Cruise doesn't play Rommel

    Please

    No, he plays another guy, the person who actually attempted a coup.

    What's worse is that the stepdad from Shaun of the Dead (or the head Vampire from Underworld 1) plays a German general. It's weirder to me seeing a guy with a British accent playing a German guy (only the person playing Hitler has a vaguely German accent, and then, he has few lines). This makes my claim even more obvious--if it was the Empire, accents wouldn't matter. God damnit.
    ..Bill Nighy is in a lot of stuff. Like Love Actually, and he's also Davy Jones.

    But yeah, it was weird seeing so many actors I knew from other places.

    Bill Nighy as Davy Jones completely blows. my. fucking. mind.

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  • SlicerSlicer Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Duki wrote: »
    Wow, what the fuck, everyone look at Ebert's review. There's a picture of a bust of the actual guy, and he kind of looks a shitload like Cruise.

    The wikipedia article on the movie also has a comparison picture:

    stauffenbergandcruisemq4.jpg

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hm, the one on the right looks more like Mark Summers than it does Tom Cruise.

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  • DemerdarDemerdar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dyscord wrote: »
    Kyougu wrote: »
    And it's nagging, but the fact that people have accents and others bothered me.

    I have never understood why films like this bother with accents. You're already going through the suspension of disbelief of having everyone speak english, do you really need to have them speak with silly accents?

    Basically this. If you're not going to go with german/subtitles, you don't really make up any ground by having your english speaking actors replace their th's with z's.

    I think even if you are speaking english, a german accent is required. When germans have american accents, something just doesn't feel right about it.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, all the officers had to take off their pistols upon entering a room with Hitler. Though you could still bring a small pistol in a pocket.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    God damnit now I really want to see a movie about an attempt to assassinate Palpatine. Vader could be the brains behind it.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just because they didn't expect to survive doesn't mean they wanted to commit suicide. Also, Stauffenberg was also needed to lead the Reserve forces against the SS

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  • November FifthNovember Fifth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Germans my father met all drove ambulances during the war.

    The Germans I meet all had fathers and grandfathers who participated in plots to kill Hitler.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    No, it certainly gave a reasonable explanation for their actions (it was clear at the time that Germany was in deep shit), but for me that was the more intriguing aspects. It should have played a larger role and was mostly glossed over because, well, Hitler's bad and I guess they felt they didn't need to waste too much time dwelling on the motivations.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think John Rabe is a better Nazi.

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  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just saw it tonight. I liked it. Cruise wasn't distracting, and I noticed at least a couple actors from Der Untergang (Downfall), which was a pleasant surprise. And the appearance of
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    caught me totally off-guard.

    Oh, and while Rommel was involved, he was in France during the coup. Nowhere near the events in Berlin or at the Wolf's Lair. No reason for him to be in the movie.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    God damnit now I really want to see a movie about an attempt to assassinate Palpatine. Vader could be the brains behind it.

    No you don't cuz it would suck

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  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It sounds like some of the people bitching about aspects of the film are going off of the trailers, instead of, you know, watching the movie and having legitimate complaints.

    Yes, they spoke English, it's a film primarily for Americans. However, they weren't really speaking English, you are to believe they are speaking German. At the beginning, Cruise is speaking in German, and slowly it starts to become translated to English on the fly. This is a common method used in other movies to show what language is really being spoken throughout, but so you can understand the film and not have subtitles.

    Second, for the guy who said they took a boring assassination plot and turned it into an action movie: this is not an action movie. It is very much a political thriller. The only "action" was when the bomb goes off. Otherwise, it's a bunch of people talking, and then showing the coup after the bomb.

    Cruise wasn't bad at all, and it was definitely a good fit after seeing that comparison picture.

    Also, it was quite clear not everyone was in it to do a good thing, people had political and power gains if the plot went through. As for why nobody tried to just shoot him - heavy security for one, and the other more important reason. They explained very clearly that a plot had to be set up to take over Germany from the SS, among other high ranking officials that would be just as bad, if not worse than Hitler himself was. Think of a Hydra. They needed to turn the people on the SS, which is what the Valkyrie plan was being used for.

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  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DHS Odium wrote: »
    It sounds like some of the people bitching about aspects of the film are going off of the trailers, instead of, you know, watching the movie and having legitimate complaints.

    Yes, they spoke English, it's a film primarily for Americans. However, they weren't really speaking English, you are to believe they are speaking German. At the beginning, Cruise is speaking in German, and slowly it starts to become translated to English on the fly. This is a common method used in other movies to show what language is really being spoken throughout, but so you can understand the film and not have subtitles.

    Yup! I believe this trick was first used in The Hunt for Red October to good effect, because Sean Connery couldn't speak Russian worth a damn.

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  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What Odium and McD said.

    I honestly was nervous about Cruise being distracting, but he wasn't. I honestly didn't have a hard time with it at all.

    My boyfriend's only complaint was that the end was a bit depressing, but that was to be expected. I mean. Hilter lived.

    And the actor that they had to play Hitler did quite well, I thought. He might not have had many lines or much screen time, BUT, He did cause shivers down my arms just by his appearance.

    But that could just be me.

    And yeah, the English thing, didn't really bother me.

    I remember watching some History Channel thing a few years back that proved that if Stauffenberg had just placed the bag a little closer to Hitler, like on the other side of the table leg, there could have been some serious potential damage done, possibly even death. I like that they showed the placement of the bag in the final moments within the wolf's lair.

    All in all, not a bad film to go see.

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