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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lol

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So how will this movie actually be different from an old blacksploitation flick? More self-aware? Writers who are intentionally funny?

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goddamnit fire truck if you rain on this parade I am going to rain on your parade

    and by rain on your parade I mean pee on your face while you sleep

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah pretty much

    Also in this one he has 12 inches of cold hard steel, AND nunchucks.

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    earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fuck yes.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    what is the point of having a num-chuck when you have a pistol?

    Cracking walnuts with a pistol is generally considered bad form.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    We are talking about a man who keeps two guns. One to stop trouble, and one to make it.

    Seriously I can't wait for this, I love blaxploitation movies. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is probably my favorite but you can't forget the classics, like Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.
    I still haven't seen Sweet Sweetback's.

    It's one of my life's greatest failings.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    We are talking about a man who keeps two guns. One to stop trouble, and one to make it.

    Seriously I can't wait for this, I love blaxploitation movies. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is probably my favorite but you can't forget the classics, like Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.
    I still haven't seen Sweet Sweetback's.

    It's one of my life's greatest failings.
    rectify this immediately, we are talking about the first blaxploitation film, after all

    a fun tidbit: the sex scenes in Sweet Sweetback are the real deal

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    We are talking about a man who keeps two guns. One to stop trouble, and one to make it.

    Seriously I can't wait for this, I love blaxploitation movies. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is probably my favorite but you can't forget the classics, like Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.
    I still haven't seen Sweet Sweetback's.

    It's one of my life's greatest failings.
    rectify this immediately, we are talking about the first blaxploitation film, after all

    a fun tidbit: the sex scenes in Sweet Sweetback are the real deal

    seriously?

    haha

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    queuewindowqueuewindow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    We are talking about a man who keeps two guns. One to stop trouble, and one to make it.

    Seriously I can't wait for this, I love blaxploitation movies. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka is probably my favorite but you can't forget the classics, like Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.
    I still haven't seen Sweet Sweetback's.

    It's one of my life's greatest failings.
    rectify this immediately, we are talking about the first blaxploitation film, after all

    a fun tidbit: the sex scenes in Sweet Sweetback are the real deal

    seriously?

    haha

    The wikipedia article on that is hilarious. Apparently the guy contracted gonorrhea during the sex scenes and got worker's compensation which he then used to finish the film

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    holy shit the thing with the Hell's Angels sounds awesome

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That is the most badass production story ever.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ah hell, I love these movies

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so when I've been telling my friends about this movie I start off by saying "oh shit they're finally making my autobiography into a film!"

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You are blacker than black.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    and I'm black ya'll

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    to this day I haven't sat down and watched an entire blaxploitation movie.

    I really gotta get off my ass.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I own every shaft movie. haven't been able to find much of pam grier's old stuff, but then I haven't looked in a long time.

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    StealtharcadiaStealtharcadia Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He carries two guns.

    One to stop trouble

    One to make trouble

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    That is the most badass production story ever.
    Also if wikipedia is to believed, a 50k loan from Bill Cosby.

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    queuewindowqueuewindow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Speaking of blaxploitation and sex, there's a porno called Sugar Town that everyone should watch

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've never seen a blaxploitation film

    but I think I really need to see this

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The only movie like this I've seen is Blazing Saddles.

    But that doesn't count, right?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really don't think blazing saddles is anything remotely resembling a blaxploitation film

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Not in the least. Not even the same genre, dogg.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He carries two guns.

    One to stop trouble

    One to make trouble

    so he shoots himself?

    that's not a very effective way to stop crime

    this sounds ridiculous!

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The only movie like this I've seen is Blazing Saddles.

    But that doesn't count, right?

    Man what

    a movie is not a blaxploitation film because it has black people in it

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think he's joking.

    Even I'm not that dumb.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's like calling a can of tomato soup a 2004 Jeep Wrangler

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Coming up next, on Exploitation Theatre
    Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame!

    #pipe on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blacula vs. Black Dracula

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Coming up next, on Exploitation Theatre
    Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame!

    casa blacka

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man I love movies like this

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He carries two guns.

    One to stop trouble

    One to make trouble

    so he shoots himself?

    that's not a very effective way to stop crime

    this sounds ridiculous!

    I was going to post solipsistic vampire hunter here

    But apparently Bonertown is no more

    And then I googled for it

    And I found some guy blogging about animes or something

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    bd1.jpg

    anyone have the animated gif of this?

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    cheese_boycheese_boy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    part legend, part devil, all man.


    nsfw or somethin i guess.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what have you done

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Who wants to come over and watch the enitre Dolemite collection with me?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    anjin thread

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