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Israel is 'Nearing Gaza Goals'

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Initial statistics just came in:

    Injured: 700

    Deathcount
    Friendly: 0
    Hostile: 215
    Civilians: 15

    . . .

    Tanks, artillery, and infantry are on the way south. Shit.

    Israel's march to the sea.

    Pharezon on
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  • RecklessReckless Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    God damnit I hate the lack of international news coverage on American networks. I get BBC World but I don't think they put up any live programming. Anybody have any good online sources for up-to-the-minute info on this?

    Reckless on
  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Nikolai wrote: »
    Hey Pharezon would you fistfight Putin?

    I would be honored to die by Putin's hand. I would not be worthy of such a thing.
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    I dunno man looks like he could kill you with his erect nipples.

    Nikolai on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    For the love of god, someone cast magic missile at the middle east.

    Larlar on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm starting to think we should follow Britain's example and pass the Israel/Palestine buck. I just can't think of who would take it.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    Barcardi on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    Freedom.

    Pharezon on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    maybe jesus

    Horseshoe on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Harrier wrote: »
    I'm starting to think we should follow Britain's example and pass the Israel/Palestine buck. I just can't think of who would take it.

    China and we can tell them there is oil there.

    Barcardi on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    maybe jesus

    silly horseshoe, jesus comes from utah

    Barcardi on
  • RecklessReckless Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    Are you asking why the United States backs the Israeli government?

    Reckless on
  • Grey PaladinGrey Paladin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    INTEL.

    Grey Paladin on
    "All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    maybe jesus

    silly horseshoe, jesus comes from utah

    oh that's right. utah picked him up as a free agent.

    Horseshoe on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    I'm starting to think we should follow Britain's example and pass the Israel/Palestine buck. I just can't think of who would take it.

    China and we can tell them there is oil there.
    Capital idea.

    It can be like the scene in Aladdin where Jafar becomes a genie.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i did like how the americans were like, 'hey, democracy is awesome, let's have palestinian elections!'
    and then hamas won
    and then america's like 'shit, fuck elections, booo hamas'

    Zoolander on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    Finances. Banking.

    The_Scarab on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    maybe they should airdrop viagra pills all over the middle east

    Zoolander on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Initial statistics just came in:

    Injured: 700

    Deathcount
    Friendly: 0
    Hostile: 215
    Civilians: 15

    . . .

    Tanks, artillery, and infantry are on the way south. Shit.
    Source on those statistics?

    Hacksaw on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    maybe they should airdrop viagra pills all over the middle east

    Then they all die of extreme sexual frustration.

    Butters on
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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    maybe they should airdrop viagra pills all over the middle east

    Then they all die of extreme sexual frustration.
    isn't that what's causing all the problems now anyways

    Zoolander on
  • Grey PaladinGrey Paladin Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Initial statistics just came in:

    Injured: 700

    Deathcount
    Friendly: 0
    Hostile: 215
    Civilians: 15

    . . .

    Tanks, artillery, and infantry are on the way south. Shit.
    Source on those statistics?

    Oddly enough, Hamas, which the IDF confirmed.

    (ynet.co.il/walla.co.il on the injured)

    Grey Paladin on
    "All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    if boner persists for twenty-four hours, suicide bomb a mall

    DJ Eebs on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    maybe they should airdrop viagra pills all over the middle east

    Then they all die of extreme sexual frustration.
    isn't that what's causing all the problems now anyways
    No, you're thinking of China.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    All I can think of is that it's a good spot to have a military base. It's right by the guys the U.S. doesn't like.

    Antimatter on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wow Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are both jewish?

    Barcardi on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Initial statistics just came in:

    Injured: 700

    Deathcount
    Friendly: 0
    Hostile: 215
    Civilians: 15

    . . .

    Tanks, artillery, and infantry are on the way south. Shit.
    Source on those statistics?

    Oddly enough, Hamas, which the IDF confirmed.

    (ynet.co.il/walla.co.il on the injured)
    Good lord.

    Wait, Hamas still has working press outlets and it isn't inflating the numbers of civilian deaths?

    Hacksaw on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    wow Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are both jewish?

    damn
    i knew there was a reason america supported israel so much

    Zoolander on
  • RosaBatataRosaBatata Registered User new member
    edited December 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Initial statistics just came in:

    Injured: 700

    Deathcount
    Friendly: 0
    Hostile: 215
    Civilians: 15

    . . .

    Tanks, artillery, and infantry are on the way south. Shit.
    Source on those statistics?

    Those are the numbers everyone report, there aren't really any others. They come from within Gaza, and Israeli news sites (ynet.co.il for example) state them well, noting that the source is actually the Arabs.
    The targets were military faculties really, so it isn't much of a surprise.
    If anyone is interested I can also translate from arabic, which I will do tomorrow after a good night's sleep.

    RosaBatata on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    must fight urge to fill thread with natalie portman pics

    Zoolander on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What if we built a wall around Israel, and also a series of electric fences separating different sections, and then used it as a park for our cloned dinosaurs?

    Obviously the Raptors get kept in Jerusalem.

    Ashcroft on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Harrier wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    maybe they should airdrop viagra pills all over the middle east

    Then they all die of extreme sexual frustration.
    isn't that what's causing all the problems now anyways
    No, you're thinking of China.

    What? How can an overpopulated nation have sexual frustration issues?

    Butters on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if boner persists for twenty-four hours, suicide bomb a mall

    so that's what this is all about

    we need to develop an estrogen bomb

    Horseshoe on
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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    not only is she jewish, shes really jewish to the point of being quoted that she wants to merry jewish and raise jewish kids

    there goes everyones chance

    Barcardi on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    maybe they should airdrop viagra pills all over the middle east

    Then they all die of extreme sexual frustration.
    isn't that what's causing all the problems now anyways
    No, you're thinking of China.

    What? How can an overpopulated nation have sexual frustration issues?
    dont be silly, asians dont have sex

    Zoolander on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    not only is she jewish, shes really jewish to the point of being quoted that she wants to merry jewish and raise jewish kids

    there goes everyones chance

    its not hard to convert
    unless youre not circumsized
    then things get a little complicated

    Zoolander on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dudes just have to send some hot sluts to israel

    Meissnerd on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Barcardi wrote: »
    not only is she jewish, shes really jewish to the point of being quoted that she wants to merry jewish and raise jewish kids

    there goes everyones chance

    converting to judaism brb

    Horseshoe on
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  • Bowler HatBowler Hat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Zoolander wrote: »
    maybe they should airdrop viagra pills all over the middle east

    Then they all die of extreme sexual frustration.
    isn't that what's causing all the problems now anyways
    No, you're thinking of China.

    What? How can an overpopulated nation have sexual frustration issues?
    dont be silly, asians dont have sex


    you might want to double check with your mom

    god i love scrubs

    Bowler Hat on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    what does Israel export that we give such a damn about, spice?

    Finances. Banking.

    Clusterfucks, also.

    Dead Legend on
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  • RecklessReckless Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    israeli girls are by nature pretty

    case in point
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    Reckless on
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