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Israel is 'Nearing Gaza Goals'

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    jews wouldn't live in canada even if it was free

    please, we have standards

    Well, to be fair, the area I had measured out in Google Earth, although twice the area of contemporary Israel, is occupied by man-eating bears and remains frozen for the better part of the year.

    On the Pros side it does have about 100 miles of coastline on Hudson Bay.
    ruckus they are in the desert what would they know what to do with coastline?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    jews wouldn't live in canada even if it was free

    please, we have standards

    Well, to be fair, the area I had measured out in Google Earth, although twice the area of contemporary Israel, is occupied by man-eating bears and remains frozen for the better part of the year.

    On the Pros side it does have about 100 miles of coastline on Hudson Bay.
    ruckus they are in the desert what would they know what to do with coastline?
    israel has awesome beaches

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    jews wouldn't live in canada even if it was free

    please, we have standards

    Well, to be fair, the area I had measured out in Google Earth, although twice the area of contemporary Israel, is occupied by man-eating bears and remains frozen for the better part of the year.

    On the Pros side it does have about 100 miles of coastline on Hudson Bay.

    You realize that most of Israel was a desert in 1948, but the mother fuck Israelis made it bloom

    Almost every single tree that exists in southern Israel was planted by hand.



    A few bears and cold weather are nothing

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    jews wouldn't live in canada even if it was free

    please, we have standards

    Well, to be fair, the area I had measured out in Google Earth, although twice the area of contemporary Israel, is occupied by man-eating bears and remains frozen for the better part of the year.

    On the Pros side it does have about 100 miles of coastline on Hudson Bay.
    ruckus they are in the desert what would they know what to do with coastline?
    israel has awesome beaches

    For example, the Gaza Strip. Last one to the sea gets a demotion!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    jews wouldn't live in canada even if it was free

    please, we have standards

    Well, to be fair, the area I had measured out in Google Earth, although twice the area of contemporary Israel, is occupied by man-eating bears and remains frozen for the better part of the year.

    On the Pros side it does have about 100 miles of coastline on Hudson Bay.
    ruckus they are in the desert what would they know what to do with coastline?
    israel has awesome beaches
    and canada does not.

    see, in my mind, which i probably should have explained, there is a difference between coastline and beach. you see, a beach is made of nice sand, has sun on it, and the water is pleasant.

    a coastline is made of round rocks, cliffsides jutting into the ocean and sometimes bears.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When the Arab nations talk about pushing Israel into the sea, they mean at one of its famous beach parties

    you know, as a gag

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    haha israel got wet

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man, now their shoes are going to dry all weird

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    man, now their shoes are going to dry all weird

    that was the reason for the Yom Kipur War.

    When Israel surprised the arab nations by ruthlessly attacking them on the highest of Jewish Holidays, when the Arab nations had let down their guard because they figured that the evil jew lizards would all be busy praying.

    They did it because their shoes were weird.

    edit: oh man, this so doesn't deserve to be bottom of the page'd

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    The continued exchange of rocket and artillery fire is actually just a years-old game of beach volley ball that gradually escalated.

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  • L*2*G*XL*2*G*X Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    I'm not sure what you mean by calling Israel a "near-police state". I'm not sure how much time you've spent there, but in my own experiences it is far from a police state. Yes, there is hightened security these days, but that is only because there are ACTUAL attacks going on.

    Then again you are Jewish.
    Israel is a modern state with seperations of powers, civil rights etc. etc.
    However if you're an Arab it's a police state.

    It's a funny distinction reminiscent of South Africa and the US in the twentieth century, and it's not just there during ACTUAL attacks, nor does it target only terrorists.

    L*2*G*X on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.

    Evander on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    man, now their shoes are going to dry all weird

    that was the reason for the Yom Kipur War.

    When Israel surprised the arab nations by ruthlessly attacking them on the highest of Jewish Holidays, when the Arab nations had let down their guard because they figured that the evil jew lizards would all be busy praying.

    They did it because their shoes were weird.

    edit: oh man, this so doesn't deserve to be bottom of the page'd

    blisters make everyone seriously cranky

    also: drinky crow!

    Usagi on
  • L*2*G*XL*2*G*X Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.


    Evander, that was not an ad hominem, it means that your experience of Israel is different, and perhaps non-representative, because of your heritage.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Also, you are Jewish QED

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I, too, am Jewish

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i'm druish

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That fucking druid

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What!?

    Veretas!

    Noooooooooo!

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Chico I thought you knew

    I only said it like 28572357 times in the secret satan's thread.

    Also hi how are you

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am distraught now.

    Drawings of boobies would cheer me up greatly, Veretas.

    Have you drawn any boobies lately?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    I, too, am Jewish

    Like, Utterly Jewish.

    8-)

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I am distraught now.

    Drawings of boobies would cheer me up greatly, Veretas.

    Have you drawn any boobies lately?

    I am drawing some right now.

    Passin' the time not listening to this really fucking terrible lecture.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.

    I think he meant you're a little biased due to your jewishness....jewocity...jew-flavor.

    Hunter on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.

    I think he meant you're a little biased due to your jewishness....jewocity...jew-flavor.

    jewitude, prejewdice, jewpinion?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jewnetics

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I am distraught now.

    Drawings of boobies would cheer me up greatly, Veretas.

    Have you drawn any boobies lately?

    I am drawing some right now.

    Passin' the time not listening to this really fucking terrible lecture.

    What is the lecture on?

    Is it on the Zodiac?

    ChicoBlue on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, cheap jokes.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.

    I think he meant you're a little biased due to your jewishness....jewocity...jew-flavor.

    jewitude, prejewdice, jewpinion?

    jewdacity, jewmanship, injewnuity?

    Hunter on
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Jewcy Fruit

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I am distraught now.

    Drawings of boobies would cheer me up greatly, Veretas.

    Have you drawn any boobies lately?

    I am drawing some right now.

    Passin' the time not listening to this really fucking terrible lecture.

    What is the lecture on?

    Is it on the Zodiac?

    It is on Shading and Lighting in Maya 2009

    It is really fucking boring and is the worst way to teach this ever

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Jewdaism

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.

    I think he meant you're a little biased due to your jewishness....jewocity...jew-flavor.

    jewitude, prejewdice, jewpinion?

    jewdacity, jewmanship, injewnuity?

    jewchant, jewdilection, jewclivity?

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  • L*2*G*XL*2*G*X Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.

    I think he meant you're a little biased due to your jewishness....jewocity...jew-flavor.


    No, I truly only meant to indicate that his experience of Israel would have been different than that of a non-Jew.
    This is the same for me and my local police. If I want to know how Belgian human rights stand I won't take my own experiance as a white, dutch speaking middle class male as representative.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jewlian potato

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.

    I think he meant you're a little biased due to your jewishness....jewocity...jew-flavor.


    No, I truly only meant to indicate that his experience of Israel would have been different than that of a non-Jew.
    This is the same for me and my local police. If I want to know how Belgian human rights stand I won't take my own experiance as a white, dutch speaking middle class male as representative.

    Hahaha hardly

    Israelis hate a lot of other jews

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    do some belgians really call themselves walloons

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Belgians do nothing but eat waffles and remind people they're not French.

    Hunter on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter is on fire today.

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