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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I had a belgian waffle the other day.

    I dunno what was up with them using the fake strawberry stuff instead of real, fresh ones but whatever

    Mysst on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh god, I'm about to have a Dos Equis and Titan IPA fuelled shit.

    Call in the fucking Red Cross and the UN for an emergency meeting.

    Dead Legend on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh god, I'm about to have a Dos Equis and Titan IPA fuelled shit.

    Call in the fucking Red Cross and the UN for an emergency meeting.

    I'll call in an air drop of these

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    Hunter on
  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I had a belgian waffle the other day.

    I dunno what was up with them using the fake strawberry stuff instead of real, fresh ones but whatever

    Stop going to Denny's.

    Dragonicity on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh god, I'm about to have a Dos Equis and Titan IPA fuelled shit.

    Call in the fucking Red Cross and the UN for an emergency meeting.

    I'll call in an air drop of these

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    We thank you for your generosity!

    They're shitting near civilians!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    On a side note, any pooping aficionados must try those cottonelle wet wipes with aloe. They are divine.

    Hunter on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.


    Evander, that was not an ad hominem, it means that your experience of Israel is different, and perhaps non-representative, because of your heritage.

    Clearly you have no idea what "ad hominem" means.

    Evander on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.


    Evander, that was not an ad hominem, it means that your experience of Israel is different, and perhaps non-representative, because of your heritage.

    Clearly you have no idea what "ad hominem" means.

    Cite please


    STRAW MAN STRAW MAN!!!!


    ;hfsd;lhfohfep;rh;hoaefpe;wu9hrpwehr;nln blllllargggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Hunter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I had a belgian waffle the other day.

    I dunno what was up with them using the fake strawberry stuff instead of real, fresh ones but whatever

    Stop going to Denny's.
    this was at my work's cafeteria. it's a big goddamn waffle, though, very worth it.

    Mysst on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Waffles are superior due to their efficient syrup reservoir technology. The Belgians definitely plugged into their German sides for that wonderful concept.

    Hunter on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Evander on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    Indie Winter on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.


    Evander, that was not an ad hominem, it means that your experience of Israel is different, and perhaps non-representative, because of your heritage.

    Clearly you have no idea what "ad hominem" means.

    Cite please


    STRAW MAN STRAW MAN!!!!


    ;hfsd;lhfohfep;rh;hoaefpe;wu9hrpwehr;nln blllllargggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Man, I'm just saying.

    Like, if he wanted to cite past bias of mine, and say that I am not neutral based on that, it'd be a valid statement.

    But coming out swinging with "You're Jewish" is just asking to be added to my ignore list.

    Evander on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    L*2*G*X wrote: »
    Then again you are Jewish.

    Fuck off.


    Evander, that was not an ad hominem, it means that your experience of Israel is different, and perhaps non-representative, because of your heritage.

    Clearly you have no idea what "ad hominem" means.

    Cite please


    STRAW MAN STRAW MAN!!!!


    ;hfsd;lhfohfep;rh;hoaefpe;wu9hrpwehr;nln blllllargggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Man, I'm just saying.

    Like, if he wanted to cite past bias of mine, and say that I am not neutral based on that, it'd be a valid statement.

    But coming out swinging with "You're Jewish" is just asking to be added to my ignore list.

    Wait....


    You're jewish?

    Hunter on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    Evander on
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Wait....


    You're jewish?

    By day...

    Evander on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    THIS JUST IN: Israel declares Evander Persona Non Grata

    Indie Winter on
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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    Well, that proves my opinion on Britain, which puts them with sandwiches with butter.

    Scalfin on
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    The rest of you, I fucking hate you for the fact that I now have a blue dot on this god awful thread.
  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    THIS JUST IN: Israel declares Evander Persona Non Grata

    I believe the house of Hillel would side with me on this.

    In the debate between intent versus structure (in refference to prayer) Hillel insisted that praying when you did not have the intent CHEEPENED the prayers of those around you.

    If you put my fries inside of my sandwich, it will just ruin the sandwich eating experience for everyone else, because I am going to probably be bitching about it.



    As you know, the general ruling is that we go with the verdicts of Hillel until the Moschiach comes.

    Evander on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    THIS JUST IN: Israel declares Evander Persona Non Grata

    I believe the house of Hillel would side with me on this.

    In the debate between intent versus structure (in refference to prayer) Hillel insisted that praying when you did not have the intent CHEEPENED the prayers of those around you.

    If you put my fries inside of my sandwich, it will just ruin the sandwich eating experience for everyone else, because I am going to probably be bitching about it.



    As you know, the general ruling is that we go with the verdicts of Hillel until the Moschiach comes.

    When in Rome, bitch

    Indie Winter on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    THIS JUST IN: Israel declares Evander Persona Non Grata

    I believe the house of Hillel would side with me on this.

    In the debate between intent versus structure (in refference to prayer) Hillel insisted that praying when you did not have the intent CHEEPENED the prayers of those around you.

    If you put my fries inside of my sandwich, it will just ruin the sandwich eating experience for everyone else, because I am going to probably be bitching about it.



    As you know, the general ruling is that we go with the verdicts of Hillel until the Moschiach comes.

    Well, you fuckin' bitch about everything else, why stop now?

    It's pretty much guaranteed, not "probably".

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    THIS JUST IN: Israel declares Evander Persona Non Grata

    I believe the house of Hillel would side with me on this.

    In the debate between intent versus structure (in refference to prayer) Hillel insisted that praying when you did not have the intent CHEEPENED the prayers of those around you.

    If you put my fries inside of my sandwich, it will just ruin the sandwich eating experience for everyone else, because I am going to probably be bitching about it.



    As you know, the general ruling is that we go with the verdicts of Hillel until the Moschiach comes.

    When in Rome, bitch

    Tell that to the Zealots on Masada.

    Evander on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    My grandma's friend went to Israel, cuz... well a lot of Jews decide to head over and go see what the hubbub is all about.

    Anyway she goes to a bar and one Israeli guy gets all pissed because she's clearly American.

    Her and all her friends bitch back at him in hebrew and then all the other people in the bar start throwing shit at him and then he left crying like a bitch.

    In short: Israel is silly

    This one time I'm having dinner at a hostel with a group trip in one one of the craters in the south of israel, and after dinner we are benching loudly, because benching can actually be a lot of fun when you start banging on tables and stuff

    dude walks over in the middle of it and starts cursing us out in hebrew, yelling how can we be happy at a time like this

    dude's buddy explains that dude's cousin was just killed i the army

    then we all sit around discussion the situation all night

    Welcome to Israel! Here's some falafel and guilt!

    I'd prefer a shwarma.

    And I'll make this compromise with you; I'm willing to reffer to the fries as "cheeps" if you'll put them on the side, like every other civilized nation does, instead of sticking them in the pita with the meat.

    THIS JUST IN: Israel declares Evander Persona Non Grata

    I believe the house of Hillel would side with me on this.

    In the debate between intent versus structure (in refference to prayer) Hillel insisted that praying when you did not have the intent CHEEPENED the prayers of those around you.

    If you put my fries inside of my sandwich, it will just ruin the sandwich eating experience for everyone else, because I am going to probably be bitching about it.



    As you know, the general ruling is that we go with the verdicts of Hillel until the Moschiach comes.

    When in Rome, bitch

    If only you had been there in olden time to guide the Jews, we wouldn't be in this mess now.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Belgians do nothing but eat waffles and remind people they're not French.

    seriously the only reason they're not the most useless country on earth is because they invented fries and make good waffles

    if it weren't for the fries they might as well have belonged to france

    Iskander on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Look, why the fuck is Belgium even a country? I do not know. Why would French and Dutch people get together and make a country?

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Iskander wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Belgians do nothing but eat waffles and remind people they're not French.

    seriously the only reason they're not the most useless country on earth is because they invented fries and make good waffles

    if it weren't for the fries they might as well have belonged to france

    Bullfuckingshit.

    Fabrique Nationale de Herstal.

    FN has done quite a bit for Belgium, and that means that Belgium has done quite a bit for the world.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "Our country has supplied office space to the noblest organisations ever created!"

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Look, just cause I get a boner everytime I use that FN made Mauser action on my rifle doesn't mean that Belgium is totally worthless.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Look, why the fuck is Belgium even a country? I do not know. Why would French and Dutch people get together and make a country?

    It's those waffles, man.

    They made a country just so they could make delicious waffles.

    Also, Bruges is like a fairy tale town, you know?

    Centipede Damascus on
  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/news/2009/01/israel_bans_arab_parties_from_coming_election.php

    Hey guys

    So Israel banned Arabs from government more or less

    Can't run for office anymore unless you are a communist or part of a Jewish political party

    deadonthestreet on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So a communist it is, then.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    israel sux

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'll bet I could be King of the Jews if I really wanted.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yes, the Belgians are makers of fine chocolate, beer and waffles.

    The Flemish make the beer though, I'd like to point that out.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'll bet I could be King of the Jews if I really wanted.

    Can you swallow a penny and shit copper wire that'll stretch the length of the country?

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So Israel banned Arabs from government more or less

    Less.

    They have barred specific Arab Parties from participating in the election. This has no affect on Arab member of other parties.



    It is still something that Israel shouldn't have done, but don't pretend it's anything other than a political move.

    Evander on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'll bet I could be King of the Jews if I really wanted.

    Can you swallow a penny and shit copper wire that'll stretch the length of the country?

    I'll bet I could if I really wanted.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'll bet I could be King of the Jews if I really wanted.

    Can you swallow a penny and shit copper wire that'll stretch the length of the country?

    I'll bet I could if I really wanted.

    Gonna need some proof here, I'll supply the penny.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    those goddamn racist jews

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