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Israel is 'Nearing Gaza Goals'

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    someday, I want to visit Israel

    Best not wait too long.


    Hopefully this shit doesn't escalate to something bigger.

    It won't.

    Boy wouldn't that be a fun surprise for Obama in January.


    "Hi uh, yeah, Mr. President? You know about the middle east right?... Well, right now about- 100% of it is in flames. You have a press conference in 20min."

    poorly-written note pinned to desk.

    Welcume to WWIII, dumass. Jokes on you, colegge boy! - W.

    Horseshoe on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dudes just have to send some hot sluts to israel

    have you ever seen some of the girls in the idf?

    holy shit man

    what about the ones not in the idf

    http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/45588,features,conscience-of-the-israeli-spymasters-daughter-

    http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/omer-goldman--122347514148557200.jpg

    yowza

    Fallout on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    someday, I want to visit Israel

    Best not wait too long.


    Hopefully this shit doesn't escalate to something bigger.

    It won't.

    Less has happened to cause a shitstorm around Israel

    Muggins on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Crisis in the Middle East, old people miss the past and the sun will rise! All this and Dallas Rains with the weather on the eleven o'clock news!

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoel wrote: »
    it is just obama's luck that when inaugurated the fighting will stop just to see what he does.

    I just kinda got a mental image of some rabbi and some muslim screaming in each other's faces in some street corner and Obama walks by, slings his coat over his shoulder and is all cool about it...


    "Guys, how 'bout we give it a rest for a while."


    Then the jew and the muslim guy just kinda hang their heads in shame and walk away from each other.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • RustemRustem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Israelis can be hot but yeah Brazil is where its at

    Rustem on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    "Hi uh, yeah, Mr. President? You know about the middle east right?... Well, right now about- 100% of it is in flames. You have a press conference in 20min."

    "My fellow Americans, We don't need no water..."

    hahahaha

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rustem wrote: »
    Israelis can be hot but yeah Brazil is where its at

    if you love getting STDs

    Horseshoe on
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  • RustemRustem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ho-ho! snap

    Rustem on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Rustem wrote: »
    Israelis can be hot but yeah Brazil is where its at

    if you love getting STDs

    possing.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    alright you guys take the jewesses and brazilliettes and i will take the white women

    deal?

    Fallout on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    alright you guys take the jewesses and brazilliettes and i will take the white women

    deal?

    it's all so clear now

    starting shit between israel and palestine just to get at our white women

    that's nefarious, fallout

    Horseshoe on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    alright you guys take the jewesses and brazilliettes and i will take the white women

    deal?

    it's all so clear now

    starting shit between israel and palestine just to get at our white women

    that's nefarious, fallout

    whoa, come on now, give me some credit



    i also get to get some jews and brown people out of the picture

    Fallout on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    alright you guys take the jewesses and brazilliettes and i will take the white women

    deal?

    it's all so clear now

    starting shit between israel and palestine just to get at our white women

    that's nefarious, fallout

    whoa, come on now, give me some credit



    i also get to get some jews and brown people out of the picture

    damn, you're getting all ozymandias on us

    fuck it then, i'm going to mars.

    Horseshoe on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    alright you guys take the jewesses and brazilliettes and i will take the white women

    deal?

    it's all so clear now

    starting shit between israel and palestine just to get at our white women

    that's nefarious, fallout

    whoa, come on now, give me some credit



    i also get to get some jews and brown people out of the picture

    damn, you're getting all ozymandias on us

    fuck it then, i'm going to mars.

    can you take the blacks and homosexuals with you? don't worry, you don't need to bring food or air for them or anything.

    Fallout on
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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
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    to be fair the discussion hadn't really progressed beyond this when i started making this like ten minutes ago

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    All mermaids for me

    J3p on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hahahaha

    excellent work, killjoy

    Fallout on
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  • s7apsters7apster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    alright you guys take the jewesses and brazilliettes and i will take the white women

    deal?

    it's all so clear now

    starting shit between israel and palestine just to get at our white women

    that's nefarious, fallout

    whoa, come on now, give me some credit



    i also get to get some jews and brown people out of the picture

    damn, you're getting all ozymandias on us

    fuck it then, i'm going to mars.

    can you take the blacks and homosexuals with you? don't worry, you don't need to bring food or air for them or anything.
    Evil_Monkey_301.gif

    s7apster on
  • RustemRustem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    aww yeah ^_^

    Rustem on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Rustem wrote: »
    Israelis can be hot but yeah Brazil is where its at

    if you love getting STDs

    or kidnapped

    futility on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fallout sees the ho-rizon

    Butters on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    alright you guys take the jewesses and brazilliettes and i will take the white women

    deal?

    it's all so clear now

    starting shit between israel and palestine just to get at our white women

    that's nefarious, fallout

    whoa, come on now, give me some credit



    i also get to get some jews and brown people out of the picture

    damn, you're getting all ozymandias on us

    fuck it then, i'm going to mars.

    can you take the blacks and homosexuals with you? don't worry, you don't need to bring food or air for them or anything.

    yeah, but then my precious red mars will be all covered in black and homo corpses

    i could stay on earth if i wanted to see that

    Horseshoe on
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  • ThorionThorion __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    jews cant be trused

    Thorion on
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  • ThorionThorion __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I have a sexual fantasy with jews

    I would lay a jew in a special bed; when properly tucked in, the bed would give way, dropping the jew into a large brazier of live coals, but it would be able to scramble out of it; however, i would be standing by and, as it repeats its attempts to escape the fire, I would drive it back, wielding a pitchfork and with it aiming stout blows at its belly.

    Thorion on
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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Too far buddy

    No Great Name on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what the hell, man

    Centipede Damascus on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    By too far I meant your egregious punctuation errors.

    No Great Name on
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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That is a lot of commas.

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  • s7apsters7apster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Commas...comunism...China...global warming.

    I think you're on to something.

    s7apster on
  • ThorionThorion __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    i also have a fantasy with palestinians

    I'd place two palestinians in a room and oblige them to fight with knives (I'd observe them from a safe position); they would be naked, i'd threaten them with a gunand promise to shoot them dead if they begin to dally and falter. If they kill each other, why, that is precisely what I'd wish, if not, sword in hand, I'd rush into the arena and, after killing one, I'd disembowel the other and burn her entrails with aqua fortis, or with pieces of red-hot metal.

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  • s7apsters7apster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    umm

    s7apster on
  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, marquis de sade was a pretty messed up dude, we got it, thanks man

    matthias00 on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    matthias00 wrote: »
    Yeah, marquis de sade was a pretty messed up dude, we got it, thanks man

    Not even The Marquis used that many commas.

    He used fewer women than Thorion used commas.

    Darth Waiter on
  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He's just the latest troll. Ignore him.

    FCD on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    s7apster wrote: »
    Commas...comunism...China...global warming.

    I think you're on to something.

    "Global Warming could be the end of the world... can be abbreviated as G.W."

    "Like George W. Bush!"

    "That's right, my young ward. And the letter at the end of his middle name is R"

    "R... R for the Riddler!"

    "To the Batmobile!"

    Horseshoe on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FCD wrote: »
    He's just the latest troll. Ignore him.

    Yeah, but I don't do it often; I'm living a little right now.

    Darth Waiter on
  • ThorionThorion __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    matthias00 wrote: »
    Yeah, marquis de sade was a pretty messed up dude, we got it, thanks man

    Not even The Marquis used that many commas.

    He used fewer women than Thorion used commas.

    No he didn't. http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/journees/37.html

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  • s7apsters7apster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm deathly afraid to click that link.

    s7apster on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thorion wrote: »
    matthias00 wrote: »
    Yeah, marquis de sade was a pretty messed up dude, we got it, thanks man

    Not even The Marquis used that many commas.

    He used fewer women than Thorion used commas.

    No he didn't. http://www.sade-ecrivain.com/journees/37.html

    I was referencing a lifetime achievement, my good man.

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    s7apster wrote: »
    I'm deathly afraid to click that link.

    Do you speak French? No? then it'll be Greek to you.

    Darth Waiter on
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