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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they often fail to flush the toilet after they do their business.

    they have been known to bump into people and not even say pardon!
    they talk loudly at the movies and leave their trash in the aisle

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they never hold the door open for a lady

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they often fail to flush the toilet after they do their business.

    they have been known to bump into people and not even say pardon!
    they talk loudly at the movies and leave their trash in the aisle

    they speak into their cell phone as though it were a megaphone!

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    For shame, rude titties! Have you no sense of decency, rude titties, at long last?!?

    Darth Waiter on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You just know when they get older, they're going to pack up their stuff and move south.

    Silmaril on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    when buying coffee, they throw the money at the cashier and only leave pennies for tip!

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they are the Goofus of titties

    goddamnit

    nobody probably even remembers Goofus and Gallant anymore

    this is why society is decaying

    Highlights was the best magazine for kids.

    LTM on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LTM wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they are the Goofus of titties

    goddamnit

    nobody probably even remembers Goofus and Gallant anymore

    this is why society is decaying

    Highlights was the best magazine for kids.

    hi5

    Horseshoe on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    LTM wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they are the Goofus of titties

    goddamnit

    nobody probably even remembers Goofus and Gallant anymore

    this is why society is decaying

    Highlights was the best magazine for kids.
    oh man, I had no idea this was still being published
    totally brings back memories

    Druhim on
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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they are the Goofus of titties

    goddamnit

    nobody probably even remembers Goofus and Gallant anymore

    this is why society is decaying

    Highlights was the best magazine for kids.
    oh man, I had no idea this was still being published
    totally brings back memories

    Last time I saw Goofus and Gallant, it was all modernized and colorful. Totally lacking the familiar pastel and pencil-drawn feel.

    LTM on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LTM wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they are the Goofus of titties

    goddamnit

    nobody probably even remembers Goofus and Gallant anymore

    this is why society is decaying

    Highlights was the best magazine for kids.
    oh man, I had no idea this was still being published
    totally brings back memories

    Last time I saw Goofus and Gallant, it was all modernized and colorful. Totally lacking the familiar pastel and pencil-drawn feel.

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    Horseshoe on
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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, I can totally see Bel's tittays taking the last apple.

    LTM on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    goofus is rockin that fucking collar

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I get no love for my Joe Welch impersonation.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I get no love for my Joe Welch impersonation.

    That's because you're probably a communist.

    Horseshoe on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bel's tits don't hold elevators for people.

    Callius on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    I get no love for my Joe Welch impersonation.

    That's because you're probably a communist.

    Oh, thank God. I was afraid I'd gone too far afield in that reference.

    Darth Waiter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Darth believes in the redistribution of awesome.

    Callius on
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Bel's tits don't hold elevators for people.

    Do they hold people in elevators?

    MKR on
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LTM wrote: »
    Man, I can totally see Bel's tittays taking the last apple.

    Who wants to bob for apples?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Darth believes in the redistribution of awesome.

    Awesome is an easily renewable resource; it takes only a little time and dedication to make sure that those who are awesome-deprived can learn to awesome for themselves.

    Darth Waiter on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Bel's tits don't hold elevators for people.

    Do they hold people in elevators?

    No, but they press ALL the buttons before they get out of the elevator.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    Do they hold people in elevators?
    They aren't Weaver, no.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I never get Weaver jokes.

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User
    edited December 2008
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    Stormin Joe on
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Bisexual 8-) Is also a ButtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    Pretty much.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    "now"

    MKR on
  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User
    edited December 2008
    excellent

    Stormin Joe on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    "now"

    When will then be now?

    Darth Waiter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    "now"

    When will then be now?
    soon

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    "now"

    When will then be now?
    soon

    Found anything yet?

    Darth Waiter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    "now"

    When will then be now?
    soon

    Found anything yet?
    oh man my favorite part

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    We ain't found shit!

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    Yes. For the second time in this thread, I think.

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    You just know when they get older, they're going to pack up their stuff and move south.

    Hahahaha.

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    wait are we talking about tits now?

    "now"

    When will then be now?
    soon

    Found anything yet?
    oh man my favorite part

    TimRussSpaceballs.jpg

    We ain't found shit!

    Even as a little kid with no sense of racial divides, this part made me laugh hysterically.

    LTM on
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    on a related note

    my friend and I are ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED that one of the generals in this picture (warning: huge) is a time traveller

    see if you can guess which one
    (hint: he is different than everybody else)
    I'm so getting flamed for this.

    Platy on
  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When I first saw Spaceballs I thought that scene was funny because he cussed. When I was about 12 or 13 I watched it again and realized the gag. It was glorious. Like my own personal comedic enlightenment. In racism.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jester313 wrote: »
    When I first saw Spaceballs I thought that scene was funny because he cussed. When I was about 12 or 13 I watched it again and realized the gag. It was glorious. Like my own personal comedic enlightenment. In racism.

    It's the same way when you go back to older cartoons, everything from Bugs Bunny to Rocky and Bullwinkle.

    My favorite was Bullwinkle's Poetry Minute, or some such, when he was talking about how much he missed his little lost pussycat, about how he wished she would come back, about how soft and furry she was, about how much she brightened his day....

    Seeing that at 14 years old was eye-opening and I immediately started watching cartoons in a whole new way.

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jester313 wrote: »
    When I first saw Spaceballs I thought that scene was funny because he cussed. When I was about 12 or 13 I watched it again and realized the gag. It was glorious. Like my own personal comedic enlightenment. In racism.

    It's the same way when you go back to older cartoons, everything from Bugs Bunny to Rocky and Bullwinkle.

    My favorite was Bullwinkle's Poetry Minute, or some such, when he was talking about how much he missed his little lost pussycat, about how he wished she would come back, about how soft and furry she was, about how much she brightened his day....

    Seeing that at 14 years old was eye-opening and I immediately started watching cartoons in a whole new way.

    The moment for me occurred watching Aladdin, when I found the hidden phrases "Take off all your clothes" and "Oh shit".

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    LTM wrote: »
    Jester313 wrote: »
    When I first saw Spaceballs I thought that scene was funny because he cussed. When I was about 12 or 13 I watched it again and realized the gag. It was glorious. Like my own personal comedic enlightenment. In racism.

    It's the same way when you go back to older cartoons, everything from Bugs Bunny to Rocky and Bullwinkle.

    My favorite was Bullwinkle's Poetry Minute, or some such, when he was talking about how much he missed his little lost pussycat, about how he wished she would come back, about how soft and furry she was, about how much she brightened his day....

    Seeing that at 14 years old was eye-opening and I immediately started watching cartoons in a whole new way.

    The moment for me occurred watching Aladdin, when I found the hidden phrases "Take off all your clothes" and "Oh shit".
    He doesn't actually say that
    Now you're just being dumb

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