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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I blacked out and slept with a girl I was seein's friend last night

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    AWHOOPS!

    MY BAD

    Meissnerd on
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I blacked out and slept with a girl I was seein's friend last night

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    AWHOOPS!

    MY BAD

    I apparently called her the other girl's name
    a few times

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh, and guys, the way to get a girl to go down on you -- just say "put it in your mouth" BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT WORKS

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    "Just ask someone you love" "Just ask someone you love"

    "If it's ok to eat" "If it's ok to eat"

    "LIKE A MUFFIN OR A BEET!" "Like a muffin or a beet!"

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh, and guys, the way to get a girl to go down on you -- just say "put it in your mouth" BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT WORKS
    Ooooh man, yeah.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Oh, and guys, the way to get a girl to go down on you -- just say "put it in your mouth" BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT WORKS
    Ooooh man, yeah.

    She told me this morning that blacked out Sam is a lot manlier than sober gay Sam. She wouldn't do me in the morning because I was too gay.

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  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I blacked out once and my girlfriend at the time told me I was trying really hard to put it in her butt.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    She told me this morning that blacked out Sam is a lot manlier than sober gay Sam. She wouldn't do me in the morning because I was too gay.
    Good thing you're an alcoholic.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    She told me this morning that blacked out Sam is a lot manlier than sober gay Sam. She wouldn't do me in the morning because I was too gay.
    Good thing you're an alcoholic.

    Yeah, otherwise I'd have to drink more often

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A few weeks ago Natasha and I polished off a bottle of wine and watched Quills then we put on some Public Disgrace and holy christ we need to do that again.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man i hope i get some action tonight.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    me too man
    I've been planning my outfit for a week

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've been planning my outfit since 5 minutes before the party starts.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dude
    dr. f, I totally mistook you for Dr. Funkenstein in L4D

    turns out Dr. Funkenstein is like a 17 year old.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Scarlet, has the lady that you're seein' found out that you fucked her friend?

    Or is this one of those "Neither of us want ANYONE to EVER fucking know." kind of things?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    man, I just went out for breakfast and walking back home I felt a fart coming on

    only, it turned out to be a wet, messy shart

    god fucking dammit

    at least I was only a couple of blocks from home

    Druhim on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Scarlet, has the lady that you're seein' found out that you fucked her friend?

    Or is this one of those "Neither of us want ANYONE to EVER fucking know." kind of things?

    Dude I was cooking the meal for this girl
    and she brought her friend
    and then she stopped being receptive
    and then I started getting physical with her friend
    and then she left her friend over at my place and went home
    and then I blacked out and woke up next to a naked girl

    scarlet st. on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dude I was cooking the meal for this girl
    and she brought her friend
    and then she stopped being receptive
    and then I started getting physical with her friend
    and then she left her friend over at my place and went home
    and then I blacked out and woke up next to a naked girl
    HAHAHA, YOU ARE SO FUCKED DUDE!

    so fucked.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sounds like it's the girls fault

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    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dude I was cooking the meal for this girl
    and she brought her friend
    and then she stopped being receptive
    and then I started getting physical with her friend
    and then she left her friend over at my place and went home
    and then I blacked out and

    JIZZED


    IN


    MY PANTS

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    but like I said I found the condom wrapper so

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just wanted to make that joke

    that's all.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Scarlet, the girl you're meeting tonight is the lady that left or the lady you screwed?

    AKA: you getting reamed out tonight or are you going to do the reaming?

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