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Eugene Hutz thread that may include lesbianism

Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Singularity Engine++
So here's what the two of us (in very bro-like fashion) can't wrap our heads around:

being a woman is a pain in the ass in many ways. You have to deal with periods, bras, childbirth, the glass ceiling. My heart goes out to all women. It seems like the silveriest of silver linings is the fact that women deal with men as opposed to the other way around.


Men are easy to understand. We are all the same. Every guy wants sex, electronics and food (in that order) and that's really all there is to us.


Women are mysterious and unexplainable. Any guy who says he understand the female sex is either lying or ignorant.



So lesbians are giving up this incredible advantage--being able to romantically interact with a bunch of six-foot mental children--in favor of the alternative? We don't get it, please help us understand.










p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Women are fucking nuts

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    girl-girl action :^:

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    rude ____

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in men's magazines, you will find pictures of attractive women
    in women's magazines, you will find pictures of attractive women

    men be gross

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    boobies

    nuff said
    seriously
    this alone has made me seriously consider joining the sisterhood

    why can't I be a lesbian also? it's not fair!

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    girls are soft in a good way

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    we are dirty? (men that is)

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2008
    It's like girls are idiots anyway. Then there's two of them???????

    ascot on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    So here's what the two of us (in very bro-like fashion) can't wrap our heads around:

    being a woman is a pain in the ass in many ways. You have to deal with periods, bras, childbirth, the glass ceiling. My heart goes out to all women. It seems like the silveriest of silver linings is the fact that women deal with men as opposed to the other way around.


    Men are easy to understand. We are all the same. Every guy wants sex, electronics and food (in that order) and that's really all there is to us.


    Women are mysterious and unexplainable. Any guy who says he understand the female sex is either lying or ignorant.



    So lesbians are giving up this incredible advantage--being able to romantically interact with a bunch of six-foot mental children--in favor of the alternative? We don't get it, please help us understand.










    p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

    Congratulations, you've reached a depth of thought on the level with Carlos Mencia.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wish I were gay.

    scarlet st. on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Women are fucking nuts

    Well not lesbians

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's way easier for a woman to look fucking hot.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Congratulations, you've reached a depth of thought on the level with Carlos Mencia.

    and now you understand exactly why we ended our IM conversation with "hahaha this would make an awesome stupid thread"

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    So here's what the two of us (in very bro-like fashion) can't wrap our heads around:

    being a woman is a pain in the ass in many ways. You have to deal with periods, bras, childbirth, the glass ceiling. My heart goes out to all women. It seems like the silveriest of silver linings is the fact that women deal with men as opposed to the other way around.


    Men are easy to understand. We are all the same. Every guy wants sex, electronics and food (in that order) and that's really all there is to us.


    Women are mysterious and unexplainable. Any guy who says he understand the female sex is either lying or ignorant.



    So lesbians are giving up this incredible advantage--being able to romantically interact with a bunch of six-foot mental children--in favor of the alternative? We don't get it, please help us understand.










    p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

    Congratulations, you've reached a depth of thought on the level with Carlos Mencia.
    Captain K wrote: »
    p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

    scarlet st. on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    71481pw400ofEugeneHutz.jpg

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I were a girl I'd be a lesbian.

    Guys are gross.

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  • FishmanFishman Mahna Mahna Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.

    ...did I say that out loud?

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wouldn't mind bein' a shemale. Tits are fuckin' rad.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    YEAH SON

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have to say that I do have a little bit of tit envy.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    HELL YEAH BRO

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    eugene-gogol-bordello.jpg

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    les beans

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ok i give up

    who is that guy and why are you posting his picture

    Quoth on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bemis you are turning me on.

    Stop it.
    Don't stop.

    Fire Truck on
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I think people are only into lesbian porn so much because they're very insecure and that way there is no WAY anyone can accuse them of being gay or something. It's such a "lad" thing to be all "hur hur, lesbian porn aw yeah".

    Because really, if there isn't a something [penis] going into a somewhere [orifice], what's the point?

    ascot on
  • iStevoiStevo Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I'm pretty sure its some kind of revenge for the whole 'keep 'em in the kitchen' thing. Its spite, mostly.

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

    find a sexually open bisexual

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    he's eugene hutz, lead singer of gogol bordello and because i love posting pictures of completely interesting looking people

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh shit is he that guy that sings start wearing purple

    i don't like that song but i know people who do

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i don't like lesbian porn

    need a dick in there

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

    find a sexually open bisexual

    y helo thar

    Fire Truck on
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i don't like lesbian porn

    need a dick in there

    I said this too Meissnerd.
    This means we're pals!

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