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Eugene Hutz thread that may include lesbianism

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing

    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys

    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do

    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys

    woe is mankind
    Not necessarily. Some do it for the attention.

    I know these 2 girls that make out with each other sometimes when they go out drinking.

    I bet there's a part of them in each of us...
    :P

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    also that they weren't really gypsy.
    I'm not really sure if the Nazi's were so concerned about facts.
    inappropriate apostrophe

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Kajusta wrote: »
    I have two last names, right

    Jacobs is my first one, and my second one in Zahalian

    I've went by Jacobs my whole life, but when I first got my license the guy at the counter asked me which I would like to go by. The options were Zahalian-Jacobs or Jacobs-Zahalian.

    So now I have a hyphen in my name because my grandfather wanted the real family name to go on, instead of the one he wrote on the list they gave him when they immigrated to America.

    zahalian is a whole lot better than jacobs though

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    I hate gypsies
    Then why do you have Gogol as your av and sig, tool-box?

    Also, I saw the guitar Eugene has in your sig and I thought "huh... just like in RockBand/Guitar Hero" and I died a little on my insides.

    Dang Callius

    All full of hate today

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    inappropriate apostrophe
    To be fair, I'm a Nazi myself.

    It was a sort of meta-ironic, hipster inappropriate apostrophe.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing

    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys

    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do

    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys

    woe is mankind
    Not necessarily. Some do it for the attention.

    I know these 2 girls that make out with each other sometimes when they go out drinking.

    I bet there's a part of them in each of us...
    :P

    I've made out with both chicks and dudes in order to get attention

    So yes, I'd bet that as well

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    except that gypsy is really less of a genetic race (to the extent that such a construct is even real) and more of a cultural group

    it's like saying mocking juggalos is racist

    sure, it's bigoted
    but it's not really racist

    well, juggalos weren't rounded up into concentration camps and slaughtered and experimented on

    so i guess gypsy dudes got reason to get a little anxious about being discriminated against

    last time that was a big fad it turned out badly for em

    Most people don't even know

    There was like a paragraph at most about it in my World History textbook last year

    i heard about it from my dad, because way back when some of my distant family living in germany got rounded up with all the other varieties of gypsy

    so on my mother's side there's polish jews who survived the holocaust

    and on my father's side there's dudes who got rounded up as gypsies

    needless to say my hatred of nazis is almost genetic

    you just said your father's people were from ireland though.

    no, they're pavee

    pavee, although called "irish travellers", are all over britain

    some of my dad's family, like his great uncle (my great-great uncle, i guess?) moved to germany back before world war I

    but since they were part of the family tree, they kept in touch

    during WWII they were rounded up as "gypsies" even though pavee and gypsies are differnet people entirely

    but their lifestyle and culture is similar enough, so much so that the nazis were like "you are gypsies end of story"

    and by end of story, i mean gas chamber

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    zahalian is a whole lot better than jacobs though
    Yeah, Zahalian is a fuckin' rad last name.

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    I have two last names, right

    Jacobs is my first one, and my second one in Zahalian

    I've went by Jacobs my whole life, but when I first got my license the guy at the counter asked me which I would like to go by. The options were Zahalian-Jacobs or Jacobs-Zahalian.

    So now I have a hyphen in my name because my grandfather wanted the real family name to go on, instead of the one he wrote on the list they gave him when they immigrated to America.

    zahalian is a whole lot better than jacobs though

    Yeah, I'm probably going to change it to just Zahalian somewhere down the line.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    inappropriate apostrophe
    To be fair, I'm a Nazi myself.

    It was a sort of meta-ironic, hipster inappropriate apostrophe.
    I just wanted to point out an inappropriate apostrophe in what, in real life, would have been an incredibly inappropriate time

    like pointing and laughing at a sign in the haulocaust museum that said "6,000,000 Jew's were killed during this period" and being all "WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMBSHITS! HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THE DUMBSHITS!"

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    To be honest, someone probably just stole my family name

    and then my grandfather was super proud that they got away with it for like 5 or 6 generations.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    inappropriate apostrophe
    To be fair, I'm a Nazi myself.

    It was a sort of meta-ironic, hipster inappropriate apostrophe.
    I just wanted to point out an inappropriate apostrophe in what, in real life, would have been an incredibly inappropriate time

    like pointing and laughing at a sign in the haulocaust museum that said "6,000,000 Jew's were killed during this period" and being all "WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMBSHITS! HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THE DUMBSHITS!"

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    the way names go in my family is retarded

    my last name is my father's first name and his last name is my grandfathers first name etc. we have no way to keep track beyond living memory.

    the bigger problem is that my parents gave me and my brother obvious first names for some reason

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    except that gypsy is really less of a genetic race (to the extent that such a construct is even real) and more of a cultural group

    it's like saying mocking juggalos is racist

    sure, it's bigoted
    but it's not really racist

    well, juggalos weren't rounded up into concentration camps and slaughtered and experimented on

    so i guess gypsy dudes got reason to get a little anxious about being discriminated against

    last time that was a big fad it turned out badly for em

    Most people don't even know

    There was like a paragraph at most about it in my World History textbook last year

    i heard about it from my dad, because way back when some of my distant family living in germany got rounded up with all the other varieties of gypsy

    so on my mother's side there's polish jews who survived the holocaust

    and on my father's side there's dudes who got rounded up as gypsies

    needless to say my hatred of nazis is almost genetic

    you just said your father's people were from ireland though.

    no, they're pavee

    pavee, although called "irish travellers", are all over britain

    some of my dad's family, like his great uncle (my great-great uncle, i guess?) moved to germany back before world war I

    but since they were part of the family tree, they kept in touch

    during WWII they were rounded up as "gypsies" even though pavee and gypsies are differnet people entirely

    but their lifestyle and culture is similar enough, so much so that the nazis were like "you are gypsies end of story"

    and by end of story, i mean gas chamber

    they were rounding up the romani, not random people who called themselves gypsies or whatever.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I saw the worst play I'd ever seen at the local holocaust museum. Those people did not know what the fuck they were doing.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kajusta wrote: »
    To be honest, someone probably just stole my family name

    and then my grandfather was super proud that they got away with it for like 5 or 6 generations.

    i learned when i was ten that my last name is basically just a generic english last name my grandfather's family chose when they immigrated to Canada

    because it made them sound like respectable english people instead of a bunch of desperate schemers from Manchester who were fleeing criminal records

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    except that gypsy is really less of a genetic race (to the extent that such a construct is even real) and more of a cultural group

    it's like saying mocking juggalos is racist

    sure, it's bigoted
    but it's not really racist

    well, juggalos weren't rounded up into concentration camps and slaughtered and experimented on

    so i guess gypsy dudes got reason to get a little anxious about being discriminated against

    last time that was a big fad it turned out badly for em

    Most people don't even know

    There was like a paragraph at most about it in my World History textbook last year

    i heard about it from my dad, because way back when some of my distant family living in germany got rounded up with all the other varieties of gypsy

    so on my mother's side there's polish jews who survived the holocaust

    and on my father's side there's dudes who got rounded up as gypsies

    needless to say my hatred of nazis is almost genetic

    you just said your father's people were from ireland though.

    no, they're pavee

    pavee, although called "irish travellers", are all over britain

    some of my dad's family, like his great uncle (my great-great uncle, i guess?) moved to germany back before world war I

    but since they were part of the family tree, they kept in touch

    during WWII they were rounded up as "gypsies" even though pavee and gypsies are differnet people entirely

    but their lifestyle and culture is similar enough, so much so that the nazis were like "you are gypsies end of story"

    and by end of story, i mean gas chamber

    they were rounding up the romani, not random people who called themselves gypsies or whatever.

    well, this is how it was told to me, duder.

    if it was something someone in my dad's family made up in order to feel more persecuted and pissed off at people it would hardly surprise me.

    all i know is how that story got told and how it made nazis the absolute worst thing ever and they should always be intensly and loudly hated

    i just don't know

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Eugene Hutz is a glorious gleaming god. He is the model that others look to and feel ashamed for not being able to compare with.

    Eugene Hutz does not blame you though.



    party

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, whether it's true or not hating Nazis is always a good thing.

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Kajusta wrote: »
    To be honest, someone probably just stole my family name

    and then my grandfather was super proud that they got away with it for like 5 or 6 generations.

    i learned when i was ten that my last name is basically just a generic english last name my grandfather's family chose when they immigrated to Canada

    because it made them sound like respectable english people instead of a bunch of desperate schemers from Manchester who were fleeing criminal records

    Exactly

    I need to look into this.

    I can just imagine a distant relative in the 1800s robbing a merchant or something and stealing his identity.

    It'd be like that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My family name used to be Syrian... or Lebanese, can't remember which. All I know is that my great grandparents married against the wishes of their families, and one of them got excommunicated from an orthodox church for marrying the other. They came to America and some dude at Ellis Island wrote down "Kirby" instead of "hchchirrrbe" or whatever it was.


    works for me

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Like with the Welsh?
    CT told me that when I go visit him, he's going to take me Welsh hunting.

    There's a law in some town where it's supposedly legal to kill a Welshman at noon with a longbow.

    Yessssssssss! :o

    It's true I've done it!
    Did you take its head and mount it on your wall, or some other trophy proof?

    Just the skull and spine. I couldn't stare into those dead eyes.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats
    Do you even know what the words you are using mean or do you just put the internet on repeat and walk away from your keyboard?

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    JauntyJaunty Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This thread had me all confused. From the sudden appearance of Eugene Hutz's face given the OP I thought maybe he was some sort of trans-gender a la Buck Angel or something.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Predator style, I like it MikeRyu

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats

    see this is what i thought too

    but then i looked them up on youtube and i actually like their music

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Apparently mine means 'Son of ____'

    that blank meaning Zaha, or Zahal depending on if you are looking at it from a more Russian or Armenian/Turkish side.

    I don't think Zaha was a common name, and it doesn't translate to anything, so fuck if I know.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    My family name used to be Syrian... or Lebanese, can't remember which. All I know is that my great grandparents married against the wishes of their families, and one of them got excommunicated from an orthodox church for marrying the other. They came to America and some dude at Ellis Island wrote down "Kirby" instead of "hchchirrrbe" or whatever it was.


    works for me

    i got a buddy whose grandfather's last name was "Malak"

    he was libyan

    he got to canada and some dude wrote it as "Malleck"

    which is an irish last name

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats
    Do you even know what the words you are using mean or do you just put the internet on repeat and walk away from your keyboard?

    No, I don't know any words. I am actually one of those bobbing birds that just gets shifted around to different keys at random.

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats

    see this is what i thought too

    but then i looked them up on youtube and i actually like their music

    If you watch the documentary about him he's actually a pretty nice guy

    He can be a dick sometimes, and pretty vain, but who isn't

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Huh, turns out that my Grandfather died in March of 1983.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats
    Do you even know what the words you are using mean or do you just put the internet on repeat and walk away from your keyboard?

    No, I don't know any words. I am actually one of those bobbing birds that just gets shifted around to different keys at random.

    utilizing a complex system of pulleys and other bobbing birds

    like a primitive difference engine

    fandyien

    you see a tortoise in the desert on its back

    you aren't helping

    why is that?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats
    Do you even know what the words you are using mean or do you just put the internet on repeat and walk away from your keyboard?

    No, I don't know any words. I am actually one of those bobbing birds that just gets shifted around to different keys at random.

    utilizing a complex system of pulleys and other bobbing birds

    like a primitive difference engine

    fandyien

    you see a tortoise in the desert on its back

    you aren't helping

    why is that?

    Because all I can do is peck at it's stomach in a very regular tempo. It is my greatest handicap.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Kajusta wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Eugene Hutz looks just like the sort of painfully pretentious pseudo-hip shitbag that I loathe so hard

    All wearing their sphincters as hats

    see this is what i thought too

    but then i looked them up on youtube and i actually like their music

    If you watch the documentary about him he's actually a pretty nice guy

    He can be a dick sometimes, and pretty vain, but who isn't

    it's pretty hard to find people that actually aren't 'nice'

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    utilizing a complex system of pulleys and other bobbing birds

    like a primitive difference engine

    fandyien

    you see a tortoise in the desert on its back

    you aren't helping

    why is that?
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so long 2008

    hello 2001

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i got a buddy whose grandfather's last name was "Malak"

    he was libyan

    he got to canada and some dude wrote it as "Malleck"

    which is an irish last name
    Was he also a Sith Lord?

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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Runnin’ round
    Jerusalem town
    Them nasty Romans tryin’ to keep you down

    Got no shoes
    But, hey! Good news:
    One day you’re gonna be the King of the Jews

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    god dammit paul

    that was so lame



    and I hate myself for even recognizing why it was lame






    god dammit dave

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